Chapter 285 On Greek Mythology and Male Virtue

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Nishimura is not the same today as usual.

A guy broke in in the East Village, and the people near the iron fence in the West Village weren’t going to tell the village chief about it.

Because at first glance, this guy is a double who escaped from their West Village, and he looks like the bottom one. Not only will he not get any benefits from calling the village chief, but if the village chief finds this kind of troublesome, he will take it from each of their homes. A little cheap.

The village head’s house is the biggest and the tallest. This has something to do with them always exploiting other villagers. Everyone is afraid of the village head because the village head is a monster…

But now, when they saw Gu Lan, they couldn’t help but change their minds.

Who, in the misty and gloomy West Village, dragged a dog full of eyes with one hand, and a weak old lady with the other, walking around the streets of the West Village, talking tongue twisters.

“A lama came from the east, and a dumb man came from the west. The lama was carrying a five-pound tama in his hand. The dumb man had a trumpet in his waist. With the horn, he wanted to exchange the horn for the dumb tama holding the tama in his hand. The dumb man with the tatma didn’t want to exchange the tatama for the lama’s trumpet. The lama with the trumpet beat the dumb man with the tatama with the trumpet, and the dumb man with the tatama beat the lama with the tama A lama with a trumpet.”

“Hey, are you a trumpet or a mute?”

In the gloomy village, people like Gu Lan make it impossible for the ghosts to understand whether she is a human or a ghost. Now “get used to it, it’s not a big problem”.

The old lady was holding a **** dog’s head in her hand, and she was used to it. Gu Lan asked her to take it, so it was not a big problem.

In fact, she is really a very kind old lady, with a gentle and kind personality, but she stood beside Gu Lan holding a dog’s head, no matter how she looked, she didn’t look like a serious old lady, but like an old witch in a ghost story .

Following Gu Lan, the old lady’s reputation was also harmed.

There were two corpses behind the iron fence in the East Village, and the West Village people who lived in a house near the iron fence in the West Village witnessed all this. They watched Gu Lan walk to their door with a tongue twister.

People in Xicun are also human beings, at least in Gu Lan’s eyes for the time being. Even if the other person’s face is blue, his lips are dry and his lips are dry, his movements are stiff and his eyes are evil, he is still a human being, he looks like a human being, as long as he can speak human language.

Gu Lan politely said to the adult man standing outside the house, “Hi, do you have a dog leash at home?”

At this moment, even though Gu Lan had a dog in his hand, this man subconsciously felt that Gu Lan wanted to walk him like a dog.

The man frowned, and said in a low and depressed voice, “No! What are you from the East Village doing here?”

This was clearly a threat, but Gu Lan was still smiling, as if she didn’t hear it.

There were three other men who also surrounded them. Their faces were all the same, lacking in energy and blood. Gu Lan felt that their blue faces were not good-looking. If they were blue, it would be interesting, and they could be Smurfs or Avatars.

Surrounded by the crowd, the old lady didn’t know why, she was really not nervous, she subconsciously turned her head and glanced at Gu Lan.

Subconsciously, she felt that Gu Lan could speak amazing words.

Several men looked at Gu Lan with threatening eyes, “Who the **** are you?!”

“People from the East Village come to our West Village, but there is only one end! That is death!”

“No, no, no, how could you die? You were an animal that escaped from our village. Look at the scars all over your body…how dare you come back?”

Gu Lan didn’t reply, but she noticed that they were a little apprehensive when they saw the dog in her arms, and the dog started to struggle crazily in Gu Lan’s mouth as if it had found an ally.

Gu Lan pinched the dog’s neck, and the dog turned its head and frantically wanted to bite Gu Lan’s hand.

Gu Lan frowned, sighed leisurely, and then with a loose expression on her face, she suddenly smashed the dog in her hand towards the wall beside her!

bang—

The dog’s head was directly embedded in the wall, and its body was twitching nonstop.

Gu Lan pulled the dog out, then smiled and threw the dog against the wall again with an attitude of “the weather is fine today”.

Once, once and again…

A big hole was smashed into the wall, and the hole was full of dog blood and lost dog hair.

The dog that was clamoring to bite someone just now quietly clamped its tail with its legs, and all its eyes looked at Gu Lan with flattery.

If it was in the movie of Young and Dangerous, Gu Lan might have to smoke a cigarette to look cool, but there is no smoke here, so Gu Lan can only smile at the beautiful life.

She held the dog by the neck, shook the dog’s body, turned around and asked the stunned villagers with a smile as if nothing had happened just now.

“Ha, I didn’t hear what you said just now.”

West Village Villager: …

The villagers didn’t know what to say for a while, they subconsciously glanced at each other, and the first man who talked to Gu Lan said.

“You want to walk the dog on a leash, because you want to tie this…keeper?”

Gu Lan laughed even brighter when she heard this, “It also has such a nice name, not bad, it seems that so many eyes are just for guarding the door. Little thing, do you know Argos? The hundred-eyed giant in Greek mythology Argos?”

The dog obediently shook its head with its tail between its legs, looking at Gu Lan with a flattering expression.

Everyone thought that Gu Lan was going to tell a story, but Gu Lan said disgustedly, “I don’t know this, you are good food.”

dog:…

West Village Villager: …

old lady:…

In the follow-up, Gu Lan still gave the villagers some popular science. After all, there may be no Greek mythology here at all, and it is not a system.

“Argos is a hundred-eyed monster in Greek mythology. He has 100 eyes, distributed on his head, and can observe what is happening in all directions. Even when he sleeps, he has two eyes open.”

“It is said that once Zeus went down to seduce the mortal beauty Io, the queen Hera found it strange, and Zeus hurriedly transformed Io into a snow-white heifer. Hera saw through Zeus’ trick, pretended to like the cow, and asked Zeus to turn Io into a snow-white heifer. He gave this cow to himself as a pet, and then sent Argos to keep a close eye on the heifer.”

“Zeus sent his son, the envoy Hermes, to rescue Io. Hermes played beautiful music on the flute, and told him the story of God Pan’s pursuit of the Nymph Fairy. Argos closed all his eyes and fell asleep.”

“Hermes rescued Io by beheading Argos while he was asleep.”

Gu Lan spoke very quickly, and the people in the West Village were fascinated by it unconsciously. When Gu Lan finished speaking, someone came to his senses, he said.

“Who died suddenly? He descended to earth, is he a god, and the Queen of Heaven is his wife. He is having an affair!”

A man next to him glared at him, “What’s the problem with finding beautiful women? You can go down to earth. What’s the matter with having more wives? Who doesn’t like beautiful women if you are capable? If I have the ability, I will marry at least seven or eight.”

“It’s better to have a son, to see how much the son can help others!”

The old lady couldn’t listen anymore after hearing this, “What do you mean, it’s not good to have a daughter?”

A man in the West Village sneered, “Daughters lose money, they are goods. Only by having a son can I inherit my blood. See, no matter how beautiful a daughter is, she will be turned into a cow by a man…Ah!”

Before he finished speaking, Gu Lan kicked his **** and sent him flying like a parabola.

Gu Lan sighed.

“When did this kind of thinking still exist? I haven’t finished telling the story just now…”

There were a few people standing beside him who didn’t care about the guy who flew away at all. They looked at Gu Lan with curious eyes.

“What’s the ending?”

“The ending is that the sudden death gave birth to a son with the beauty Niu E?”

Gu Lan showed a bright smile and said.

“The ending is because I don’t like cheating, so I killed Zeus. In the same way, I plan to turn the East Village into a **** village, and your West Village, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is a male virtue village.”

Gu Lan thought it was very good, and she applauded her creativity.

The old lady is not afraid at all now, and she agrees with Gu Lan’s thoughts very much, “Well, very good. It is true that some men’s brains are obviously not right now, and they should learn how to be human.”

Gu Lan raised the dog with eyes all over her body, thought it over and said, “Very well, then you are the guard who prevents cheating and Nande Village, and I am going to call you Lan Argos.”

The old lady didn’t quite understand, “Why is it called Argos with blue dots? It doesn’t have blue dots on its body.”

Gu Lan said, “Oh, you don’t understand, this is a fashion for emerging human beings. Well, let’s not talk nonsense, who of you has a dog leash… don’t say yes, then I can only do it myself Let’s do it, we’ve got enough food and clothing.”

Before Gu Lan said the word “Le”, she had already kicked open the door next to her, again without any signs, which was very unexpected.

After kicking the door open, there was a stench of feces and urine mixed with rotting food from inside.