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Chapter 319 Lighter than a feather or heavier than Mount Tai
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I don’t know if it’s the effect of Gu Lan’s singing or the dancing movements. It may be that Gu Lan sang and danced to fill all kinds of monsters with debuffs. Suddenly, all the monsters who provoked Gu Lan were defeated.
With a body like a fish but wings of a bird, the squid, which makes a sound like a mandarin duck and a bird, rushes towards Gu Lan like a soldier in the glory of the king rushing to the tower. Gu Lan sings and dances rap on the spot while doing aerobics.
The squid was defeated.
Ran Yiyu, a strange beast with the body of a fish, the head of a snake, six legs, and long eyes like horse ears, rushed towards Gu Lan. Gu Lan began to teach Shi Ruojin to sing “Dragon Fist”.
“Your momentum is wrong, your pitch is wrong, and those who run away don’t get the essence. How can you sing in tune? Can it be called art if you sing in tune?”
Shi Ruojin was taught, but his singing was useless. He was almost bitten by the strange beast Ran Yiyu. In the end, it was Gu Lan, the master, who “shocked” the strange beast. Shi Ruojin hummed a song in a low voice to find Gu The feeling of Lan singing.
Shaped like an owl, it has a human face, four eyes and ears. It bends its body and approaches quietly from the depths of the universe. After it gets close to Gu Lan and Shi Ruojin, its mouth utters “yo
g” strange sound.
Gu Lan thinks this thing looks a bit scary, mainly because there are monsters and strange beasts here, and I get used to seeing all kinds of monster faces, but this guy has a human face…it’s a bit scary.
With a grinning grin, Yong rushed towards Gu Lan!
Gu Lan turned her head to look at Shi Ruojin, Shi Ruojin is the top colonel, the top number one officer, the top student of the top military academy, the top number one of the top fighting academy, plus the future helm of the top floor, the dream hero and the cold **** , usually a cold, arrogant and unsmiling star boss.
But at this time, facing Yong with a human face and four eyes, he took a deep breath and said.
“Northeast with Dunhuang as the center…”
Shi Ruojin never sang, let alone in front of strange beasts, which made his fair face turn red, and his hands didn’t know how to show Gu Lan’s completely superhuman dance steps.
Gu Lan sighed and covered her face.
“That’s all you have? The first officer is facing monsters, and he can’t even open his mouth?”
Shi Ruojin has defeated many interstellar alien beasts, he even captured a kun, but that is all with combat equipment, who uses voice and dance!
Well, Gu Lan just used her voice and dance, and the effect seems to be very good.
After all, this training cabin was designed by him, and the various data in it can basically be guaranteed to be completely true. Therefore, Gu Lan does have the ability to defeat the interstellar beast, and Gu Lan did not suffer any damage.
Officers at the top will never admit defeat!
Shi Ruojin blushed and took a deep breath, made a jump and raised her legs, put her hands on her hips, and sang at the same time.
“Northeast with Dunhuang as the center, the coastline of this nation is like a bow—”
Gu Lan sighed, “I said, if it’s all about feelings and no skills, why did you bring skills? Forget it and change one.”
Gu Lan sang a few lines casually, “I lead the north wind to the west and tan my whole body @! Longing for the blood connection! @无限个万千兄弟嘿嘿!” Scared the approaching Yong away.
Maybe Yong has never heard a song that is more terrifying than the monster’s cry.
Gu Lan and Shi Ruojin were waiting for the next wave of monsters. On the other side, Lu Jiajia frowned tightly. She couldn’t understand it.
“Is there something wrong with this Gu Lan? She obviously sings extremely out of tune and dances so scary that she can kill the dance teacher on the spot, but why are those monsters so afraid of her? Singing out of tune, I can do it too.”
Lu Jiajia’s words did not attract the attention of her two brothers.
Lu Weisong, the young master of the Lu family, also frowned. He could only faintly hear Gu Lan’s singing, and he felt that he had been hurt by a million points after hearing this singing. Then, he looked at the camera and stared at Gu Lan’s body. mouth.
Lu Weisong said to himself, “Unexpectedly, there is such an attack method, I never thought about it. Who is this Gu Lan? She wants to leave all this to Shi Ruojin?!”
Lu Zihang, the second young master of the Lu family, stared at Gu Lan’s mouth. His brain, the number one super genius in scientific research institutes, was spinning rapidly. He translated to Lu Weisong.
“Brother, I read it from my lips! This place is so weird because that Gu Lan is going to teach Shi Ruojin a set of martial arts here. It may be a deaf dog! This may be an ancient dog The way to attack!”
“Look at many of Gu Lan’s movements, they look like dogs! Especially when she jumps up and flails her teeth and claws, she doesn’t look like a human being. So when we go back, we have to find out if there are any ancient dogs that can turn into humans.”
When Lu Jiajia heard this, she never thought that Gu Lan might be a dog?
Dog becomes human?
“Erlang dog?”
Lu Weisong completely denied Lu Zihang’s statement, “I think your translation is completely wrong. Gu Lan should not be a dog. I think he may be a mermaid.”
Lu Zihang didn’t know why his elder brother thought that way, he looked at Lu Zihang seriously, wanting to hear his elder brother’s opinion.
I saw his elder brother holding the binoculars in one hand and touching his chin with the other, “This Gu Lan can sing again, and he looks good. Only beautiful mermaids fit this legend. Hurry up, Gu Lan wants If you recite the mantra carefully during teaching, please translate it for me!”
Lu Jiajia looked at her two brothers, she couldn’t understand what was going on in their minds…
Could it be that the top-level humans have indeed evolved, and she really has become an old antique, so she can’t understand it at all…
But no matter how she felt, she felt that Gu Lan was just singing out of tune, and the dance Gu Lan danced was very similar to an adaptation of aerobics… It was the kind of dance that was popular in a certain special period and everyone followed the live broadcast room.
When Gu Lan was seriously training, Ruojin said, “Head up, chest up, buttocks up—buttocks are upright. Of course, buttocks are not the reason for you to sing without emotion. I think you need a breakthrough point. The lyrics at the beginning are not the essence. It’s really hard to master.”
“You change the sentence-”
Gu Lan earnestly taught Shi Ruojin that before dawn, she would leave a bit of civilization to this era and pass on the art.
Of course, if the original author of “Dragon Fist” knew that Gu Lan could sing a song like this, he would probably feel very complicated.
Before the next wave of monsters arrived, the strange girlish laughter of the monsters came over.
“Hahaha~haha~”
Gu Lan listened to the pleasant laughter, and returned the villain’s laughter, “Jie Jie Jie—Jie Jie—”
The girl’s melodious laughter disappeared, and then came a few incomprehensible cursing, and then, a bird shaped like an ordinary crow, but with three heads and six tails flew towards Gu Lan and the others.
Shi Ruojin straddled his horse, his face flushed, his sternness as a military officer had been completely replaced by the funny comparison brought by Gu Lan.
Gu Lan said calmly, like a serious instructor.
“Okay, Shi Ruojin, it’s time to show off your training results!”
Shi Ruojin took a deep breath and looked straight ahead. He got rid of the nervousness of such actions in front of Gu Lan. He regarded this as military training, just like in the academy. If you don’t succeed, you will succeed!
Shi Ruojin let out a low growl, his momentum was like a rainbow!
“Drink!”
After Shi Ruojin roared, he made a twisted leg raise, put his hands on his hips, and raised his head at 45 degrees!
“My right fist opened the sky and turned into a dragon! That! The heart of the earth is surging! Uneasy beating! All! There is only one expression left in the world—(gradually tearing the heart and lungs)! Waiting for the hero, I am the dragon—!”
The monster rushing towards them paused for a moment after the song fell!
Shi Ruojin’s pupils contract!
“Gu Lan, it’s useful, Gu Lan, I—”
Before he finished speaking, the group of strange birds screamed strangely, bit Gu Lan’s clothes, and took Gu Lan away.
Gu Lan: …
Shi Ruojin: …
Gu Lan was carried away in the air and still did not forget to give Shi Ruojin a thumbs up, and said loudly.
“Good job! You have some of my essence! Remember to study hard and practice hard to become a talent! You must pass this on! The future depends on you!”
Gu Lan’s voice slowly drifted away, and her figure gradually disappeared, but her will was passed down.
Shi Ruojin was in a complicated mood for a while, he felt that although his “Dragon Fist” resisted the attack on him, it brought disaster to Gu Lan.
“Gu Lan! Put Gu Lan down! Hey! I opened the sky with my right fist and turned into a dragon! Hey!”
Shi Ruojin launched an aerobics attack on the spot, and the attack was effective—the strange birds grabbed Gu Lan and flew faster and further away.
The monster disappeared, and Shi Ruojin stopped his movements. Shi Ruojin frantically ran towards Gu Lan’s direction, but the monster’s body under him had an end, and that end stood in the way like an insurmountable gap. Between him and Gu Lan.
“No—! Gu Lan—!”
No, Gu Lan sacrificed to teach him…
Shi Ruojin half-kneeled on the ground, covering her eyes.
The onlookers, Lu Jiajia, couldn’t understand what was going on, did Shi Ruojin go crazy? Why does a handsome guy at his age dance hot-eyed aerobics, and sing while dancing, scaring away the monsters?
Shi Ruojin can still be the most beautiful man like this, and the most beautiful man should also be her elder brother Lu Weisong.
Brother Wei Song would not make such antics, let alone cherish his image and beauty—
beauty…
Lu Jiajia thought about it, turned her head with a smile, and saw her evil and handsome elder brother and her madly critical second brother talking about each other while dancing on the spot, Ruojin copied the aerobics with twisted movements.
Lu Jiajia: …
Are there no normal men in this world anymore? ! what? !
Lu Weisong, the young master of the Lu family, doesn’t think there is anything wrong with what he does. Strength comes first here! Strength is the most important thing! Obviously, Shi Ruojin has mastered a new fighting skill that not only their Lu family, but even the entire top layer has not mastered!
Lu Weisong, the first young master of the Lu family, and Lu Zihang, the second young master of the Lu family, exchanged ideas while dancing the replica aerobics.
“Second brother, I will give you the translation of the spell they chanted! We must decipher it as soon as possible, and we must learn this attack technique before Shi Ruojin! I feel that this may be a mental attack, which is more powerful than a force attack! ”
Lu Zihang nodded, “Yes, big brother, I understand! Hehe, Shi Ruojin and Gu Lan must have never imagined that the mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind, and we have learned everything! And Gu Lan, it seems that he was captured and is about to die !—Ah—! Fuck!”
Lu Zihang imitated Gu Lan in doing the splits, but in the end…the movements were too big, and it was so…too weak…
Lu Jiajia covered her face and couldn’t understand at all, she said to her elder brother and second brother.
“If you want to learn, I can teach you. Isn’t this just aerobics, “Compendium of Materia Medica”, “Dragon Fist” and so on, I can teach you. And my dancing and singing are much better than Gu Lan gone.”
Lu Zihang covered the middle of his legs, and gave Lu Jiajia a look with a livid face.
“What you know is the same as what Gu Lan knows. Gu Lan is an ancient beast. What are you, an ancient weirdo? Little girl, don’t come up with bad ideas while you’re playing. Your Lu family’s troops eat those who control people. Pill, I haven’t settled with you yet. Be careful!”
The Lu family was in a mess.
After Gu Lan was captured by a bird with three heads and six tails, she was not afraid at all.
A person is mortal, either lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai!
She was going to die anyway, but she didn’t know if she was thrown from such a high place, would she hit it like a hill, or float down like a feather?
Gu Lan thought for a while and came to a conclusion—
“It depends on how heavy you are.”
Gu Lan was caught in mid-air, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com still looked down at the monsters flying around with great interest, and was still identifying what they were.
“That’s over there – it looks like an ordinary vulture eagle but has horns on its head, and the sound it makes is like a baby crying. Wow, this is a Gu sculpture. This thing eats people. When it comes to cannibalism, I think it looks like It’s kind of ugly.”
“Wow, that one over there looks like a pheasant but has colorful feathers. The phoenix in the “Shan Hai Jing” will make the world peaceful when it appears. It doesn’t eat people, it looks good, and it looks pleasing to the eye.”
Gu Lan looked left and right, in good spirits.
At this time, a hand suddenly stretched out from behind her, and this hand gently wrapped around her waist in mid-air.
The movement of hugging her waist was very gentle, as if touching an unreachable dream, I’m afraid that if the movement is too heavy, the dream will wake up.
Then, a male voice with some positive accents sounded from behind Gu Lan’s head.
“I don’t eat people, do you think I’m pleasing to the eye?…”