Vol 5 Chapter 963 Grandma Xiaoqing, why have you gained weight

Chapter 963 Grandma: Xiaoqing, why have you gained weight? ?

“My lord, what are you looking for?” Xiao Qing leaned on Hao Shuai’s chest and asked softly.

Looking at Xiaoqing who is trying to coquettishly in front of him, Hao Shuai is not interested at all.

Although this little green looks pretty good, especially the plumpness that is more delicate and dazzling than ice and snow as far as the eye can see, but now Hao Shuai’s taste has been raised, and it’s not a stunning beauty with celebrity effect, he can’t attract him at all. Hao Shuai’s heart fluctuated.

It’s a pity that Xiaoqing didn’t know. Seeing Hao Shuai standing there blankly, she thought that Hao Shuai was fascinated by his beauty, so she put on more effort to perform.

“Engong, when I came here just now, I sprained my ankle in order to avoid the wolves. Can Engong help me take a look?”

After finishing speaking, Xiaoqing lifted her long legs, lifted them up slowly, and pulled up the hem of the soft long skirt, revealing her delicate and smooth jade feet and crystal white calves.

“o(︶︿︶)o呀~~”

Hao Shuai grabbed the opponent’s wrist with a slightly disappointed expression, and said, “Forget it, it’s all here, let me vent and vent my anger!”

Xiaoqing: “??”

What was waiting for Xiaoqing was not Hao Shuai’s broad mind, but Hao Shuai grabbed it and slammed it against the wall.

Then Hao Shuai raised his other hand.

“Unrecognizable!”

“Ahhh~~”

“Invincible Grab*Dragon Gripper!”

“Ahhh~~”

“Spirit Snake Exploring the Cave!”

“Ahhh~~”

…

Only Xiaoqing’s shrill cry resounded throughout Lanruo Temple.

That is to say, Hao Shuai was worried that the sound would be too loud, so he set up a soundproof restriction in advance, otherwise Xiaoqing would have woken up Yan Chixia and the others by howling like a ghost.

After a while, Hao Shuai, who was in a much better mood, stopped his hands, looked at Xiao Qing, who was lying on the ground, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and a whole circle of fat, grabbed him and threw him out of the meditation room, and said coldly: ” You are so ugly and dare to appear in front of me, next time you see me, hit me once!”

After finishing speaking, Hao Shuai closed the door with a ‘bang’, leaving Xiaoqing, who was physically and mentally traumatized, dragging her traumatized body and mind in the darkness to return to Lanruo Temple with difficulty. In the garden.

As soon as Xiaoqing entered the other garden, the indistinguishable voice of the thousand-year-old tree demon rang out, “Xiaoqing, can you gain something? ”

Xiaoqing raised her head and said, “Grandma please forgive me, Xiaoqing~~”

“Oh, I’m going~~ Where did this ugly ghost come from? How dare he sneak into grandma’s other garden, and see if I don’t beat you to death.” Before Xiaoqing finished speaking, she was startled by the tree demon grandma. The sound interrupted.

It was Xiaoqing’s ghostly appearance that frightened the thousand-year-old tree demon who turned around.

“Grandma~ It’s me! Xiaoqing!” Xiaoqing said hurriedly, fearing that the tree demon would save her soul later.

“Xiaoqing?” The thousand-year-old tree demon looked carefully for a while, vaguely saw Xiaoqing’s shadow, and said angrily: “Didn’t you be told to go out to find blood food? Why did you become so fat in a short while?”

“Who did you run to fight with? And you lost?!”

As a tyrant in Guobei County, seeing Xiaoqing being beaten like this, the Millennium Dryad was extremely angry.

Of course, she didn’t feel sorry for Xiaoqing’s beating, but was angry that there were still demons and ghosts who dared to disgrace her. Don’t you know that beating a dog depends on the owner? !

Xiaoqing’s pretty face turned pale with fright, and hurriedly explained: “Grandma, calm down, Xiaoqing has always kept his own place, so how dare he make mistakes outside. I was beaten in Lanruo Temple.”

“Is that Yan Chixia a seasoned thief!” the thousand-year-old tree demon hated.

“No, it’s a scholar staying at Lanruo Temple tonight.” Xiaoqing explained.

“Can a scholar hurt your ghost body??” The thousand-year-old tree demon didn’t believe it: “Could it be that he is a master of martial arts? Or a person who cultivates Taoism?”

“Neither, Xiaoqing didn’t feel the fluctuation of true energy or mana in him.” Xiaoqing said: “I was beaten by him with physical strength.”

“Hehe~~ If you can’t hook up with a man, you won’t be able to hook up with a man. What excuses are you looking for!”

The dryad’s grandmother hadn’t finished speaking yet, Nie Xiaoqian, who heard the movement and walked into the other garden, interjected calmly: “How dare you say that you were beaten by an ordinary scholar? Do you think grandma will believe it!”

Xiaoqing glared at Nie Xiaoqian viciously, and tried to defend herself against the dryad’s grandmother: “Everything Xiaoqing said is true, but that scholar is a little abnormal~~”

“What could be abnormal? I think it’s because you have more strength at most. Look, my sister almost didn’t recognize you when I beat you up.” Nie Xiaoqian looked at Xiaoqing pretending to be distressed, but the smile in the corner of her eyes It can’t be covered up.

“Let my grandma and I be happy for nothing, such a waste, what use are you for?” the dryad grandma in black robe reprimanded sharply, looking indifferently.

Grandma Dryad looks like a man from the outside, but she is dressed in a feminine way. She has applied a lot of rouge and gouache on her old face, which makes people sick to look at.

Especially those thick lips, smeared with cinnabar, are the most difficult to look at.

Coupled with his indistinguishable broken voice, he is really an old hermaphrodite.

But this is normal, after all, the banyan tree is a hermaphroditic plant, so the thousand-year-old tree demon who has been trained as a banyan tree to become a spirit naturally inherits the characteristics of androgyny.

Xiaoqing saw that the tree demon was angry, and she prostrated herself on the ground, trembling: “Grandma calm down, I really try my best to see, and please ask grandma to walk around me for a while!”

The Dryad’s grandmother waved her black robe and knocked Xiaoqing into the air: “Hmph~~ This time, because of your hard work in the past, I will let you go for now.”

“Thank you, grandma, for your kindness.” Xiaoqing trembled.

“Xiaoqian, I’ll leave the scholar to you.” After teaching Xiaoqing the dryad waved towards his head card, Nie Xiaoqian lost control of her body and flew to her side, saying with a pleasant face, “You won’t let grandma down, will you?”

“Xiaoqian doesn’t dare to disappoint grandma, so go get the scholar’s blood and yang energy for grandma to enjoy.” Nie Xiaoqian replied obediently with her head down.

The dryad’s grandmother stroked Nie Xiaoqian’s head, and said with satisfaction: “Xiaoqian is still the best.”

“Grandma loves Xiaoqian so much, she should do things for grandma.” Xiaoqian lowered her eyebrows.

It’s just that Xiaoqian said obedient words, but the helplessness in the corners of her eyes couldn’t be concealed.

…

Hao Shuai didn’t know Xiaoqing’s suffering after returning. After “sending off” Xiaoqing, he returned to his room and kept cursing the Millennium Tree Demon:

“TNND, Ning Caichen is Xiaoqian, and I am Xiaoqing. Does that old hermaphrodite look down on me??”

“I’m so handsome~~”

“Hmph~ Sooner or later, I will chop up that tree demon and use it as firewood!”

…

Hao Shuai, who felt discriminated against, babbled on for a long time before dispelling the depression in his heart, and planned to turn on the lamp to sleep.

At this moment, Hao Shuai, who has a keen hearing, suddenly heard an elegant sound of a piano coming from the depths of Lanruo Temple.

“Haha~~ I just said that a beating is useful. You see, this is a replacement!” Hao Shuai said with a smile: “And this Xiaoqian’s hooking skills are far superior to Xiaoqing~~ She even knows how to play hard to get !”

Hao Shuai opened the door as he spoke, and walked straight towards the sound of the piano…

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(end of this chapter)