Chapter 18 go crazy

“What?” Chu Yinlong immediately saw the strange atmosphere, “What did Xiao Dao do?”

“Cough, it’s really nothing.” Mu Zhixing stopped An Zhe who was about to speak, and said with a smile, “Come on, let’s go to that house together and see if the gander can fight.”

Both An Zhe and the camera couldn’t help but laugh.

Thus, the two teams joined together and walked towards the mountain courtyard where Cheng Zhiyi had just returned home in a mighty manner.

Seeing the people from the program group come back, the little old man guarding the courtyard door was obviously relieved, and his face was full of joy: “I thought you wouldn’t come. If you don’t come, I don’t have money to take it…”

The little old man had a wrinkled face, but he was very happy: “If it delays my making money, I’ll just sell my Dabai to you, and forget it!”

Cheng Zhiyi was speechless: “Uncle, you have said this several times, but I don’t see that you are really willing.”

The little old man smiled and asked the camera: “Are you ready? I’m ready to open the goose shed!”

Apparently, he loves watching scenes of young people being chased away by geese.

The two cameras in the team all looked dignified, pointing their cameras at the goose shed… and Jiangdao respectively.

An Zhe dragged Cheng Zhiyi back a few steps, letting Jiang Dao to the front.

“Little baby, are you not afraid?” the little old man asked with a smile.

“Well, it’s okay.” Jiang Dao said calmly, “Open the door.”

“Okay!” The little old man gritted his teeth, stepped forward and pulled the bolt of the goose shed open.

In the next moment, a big white goose with a large size bumped out from the door, stretched its neck and bit at Jiang Dao——

However, before everyone exclaimed in surprise, the goose twisted its neck, slipped under its feet, and fell to the ground with a slap, squealing in anxiety, and finally struggled to get up, turned 180 degrees, and hit back again. The goose shed even took the wings to close the door.

Everyone: …

Little old man:? ? ?

Jiang Dao walked forward with a blank expression, opened the door, stepped into the hut, and took two goose eggs out of the nest in front of a shed of shivering geese.

“There are still two goose eggs, right?” Coming out of the goose shed, he handed the goose eggs to Chu Yinlong, and asked casually, “Do you want to get some more for us to eat?”

Before Chu Yinlong answered, he heard a soft sound from the door of the goose shed.

Jiang Dao turned around and saw that the big male goose used its flippers to dig out the two remaining goose eggs in the nest from the shed, then quickly retracted back into the goose shed, never refusing to show its head again.

The eyes of everyone present, from the two goose eggs, slowly moved to Jiangdao.

Jiang Dao: …

…

Although the process was a bit feudal and superstitious, fortunately the task was successfully completed.

An Zhe returned to Taoyuanju with two legendary goose eggs, and the rest went to meet Qi Peng and took a boat to the town on the other side of the lake to exchange food.

Although there is only a lake across, the town is obviously much more lively than the island.

As far as the eye can see, there are large blocks of two or three-story brick and tile buildings, and there are many shops and stalls facing the street downstairs, and the goods are also quite diverse.

The front-facing room rented by the program group is on a street near the lake. It is small in size, but it is well decorated and clean. Inside, there are a few shelves scattered against the wall, and there are few goods on them—obviously not. Designed to make money.

“Come here, twenty goose eggs, count the money.” As soon as he entered the door, Qi Peng shouted to the staff, “We have a new guest today, why don’t you give us a discount?”

“Discount!” A staff member pretending to be the owner of the shop also said, “Today, we buy goose eggs with a 20% discount, and you will count as 80 for 20 eggs.”

Qi Peng was silent, then turned around and shouted: “Xiao Chu, come! Beat him up!”

The staff immediately persuaded: “Don’t, don’t, Brother Long, don’t, just kidding!”

After exchanging 20 goose eggs for 100 yuan, everyone began to plan and choose ingredients in the store.

Rice is a must. The cheapest five-kilogram package in the store costs 65 yuan, and you can’t weigh it in bulk. Buying a bag of rice costs most of your income.

With the remaining 35 yuan, I carefully calculated and bought a few cucumbers, a small handful of rapeseed, a few fresh mushrooms, a few fresh fungus, a bag of vacuum-packed bamboo shoots, and a ball of purple cabbage. In the end, Qi Peng pulled out all the stops, led the protector Chu Yinlong, threatened and cheated, and took another box of tenderloin from the staff.

“No, it’s not a good deal to buy vegetables. They charge too much. Tomorrow, we’ll find a way to get a fish from the lake and go to the vegetable garden.” Qi Peng took the spoils, shook his head, “I’ve been busy all morning. It’s enough for a meal, and you have to add the things you brought.”

After finishing speaking, he smiled and looked at Jiang Dao: “How is it? Is it the ideal life you imagined?”

Jiang Dao raised his eyebrows.

how? Did Chu Yinlong tell Qi Peng what he said?

“This experience doesn’t count.” Mu Zhixing shook his head with a smile, “The goose eggs were collected by the program team after contacting the villagers. If you want to experience real rural life, you have to raise geese yourself.”

“That being said, the vegetables they sell in the village are not so expensive, and the price of the program group is based on the price of the supermarket.” Chu Yinlong said something fair, “And they discussed with the villagers and bought a goose egg Give seven yuan and turn it around in our hands, and only five yuan is outrageous.”

At this time, Cheng Zhiyi, who was following behind, suddenly interjected: “If I really let Xiao Dao raise the goose by himself, the goose might be so frightened that it won’t even lay eggs… No, it might not even grow up, it’s all scared to death.”

Thinking of the miraculous picture created by Jiang Dao just now, everyone couldn’t help laughing.

In fact, Jiang Dao himself was quite speechless.

He didn’t have such a physique before, how could a small animal not dare to approach him through time travel?

If he also had this ability in the world outside the book, wouldn’t he be more comfortable in the face of overwhelming mutant beasts? And he won’t die so horribly in the final guard battle…

The group talked and laughed and returned to the pier. Qi Peng and Chu Yinlong supported Mu Zhixing to board the boat first, and Jiang Dao and Cheng Zhiyi followed behind with the ingredients.

Perhaps it was because Qi Peng was not good enough at stopping the boat, or the strength of the people on the boat pushed it away from the pier. When it was finally Cheng Zhiyi’s turn, it was difficult for him to step onto the boat, his body wobbled, and he almost fall.

Jiang Dao immediately turned around to support him, and Qi Peng was so frightened that he quickly reached out to grab Cheng Zhiyi’s arm.

However, by coincidence, he failed to grab Cheng Zhiyi’s arm, but instead grabbed the bamboo basket in Cheng Zhiyi’s hand.

The bamboo basket was overturned, and the ingredients contained in it were scattered, and most of them fell into the water.

In the next second, Jiang Dao subconsciously pulled off the life jacket, and plunged into the lake.

“Hey!!”

“Small island?!”

Beside, on the crew’s boat, the assistant director was going crazy: “Save people! Hurry up—”

However, before the lifeguards approached the boat of the guests, Jiang Dao suddenly emerged from the water and threw the purple cabbage and two cucumbers back onto the boat.

Immediately he entered the water again, turned somersault and disappeared again.

Since this lake was not formed naturally, but was flooded up after building a dam downstream, the shore of the lake is not a slowly sinking earth slope. Just like the location of this pier, the stone wall is vertical and the water depth is three meters.

Fortunately, the lake water is clear, the water surface is sunny, and the underwater visibility is not bad.

Jiang Dao dived to the bottom of the water in one breath, and managed to catch a few scattered small rapeseed and fungus, but he couldn’t hold it in his hand, so he had to return again.

“Jiangdao! Get on the boat!”

As soon as Jiang Dao took the lead, he heard Chu Yinlong shout angrily: “What’s the trouble?!”

At this time, the lifeguards had also arrived, and they hurriedly held down Jiang Dao who seemed to be about to plunge into the water: “Oh ancestor! Please, the director is about to have a heart attack from your fright!”

Then he couldn’t help but support Jiang Dao’s waist, and joined forces with Chu Yinlong and Qi Peng to carry him back to the boat.

“What are you thinking? Do you know what responsibility is? When you come to shoot a show, you can do whatever you want? You can swim, you are not afraid of danger, do you know how much the staff have paid to ensure the safety of the show? Do you think The life jacket is just a decoration, you can take it off if you want? Do you know how much responsibility the show crew will bear for you if you have an emergency?!”

Jiang Dao was dumbfounded by Chu Yinlong’s training, and sat there wet all over, looking at him blankly.

Chu Yinlong looked cold: “As an artist, you set an example for the audience with every move. What is your example? Do you think you are brave like this? Let me tell you, you are not brave, you are reckless! Do you know how deep the water is here? Do you know if there are any aquatic plants below that may entangle you? Dare to jump in without knowing anything? Just for those broken vegetables?!”

“It’s alright, alright, keep it up…” Qi Peng hurriedly stepped in between the two of them to smooth things over.

“Am I wrong?” Chu Yinlong glanced at Qi Peng lightly, “His reckless behavior should not be supported!”

“3.27 meters.” Jiang Dao lowered his eyelashes and said in a low voice.

“…What?” Chu Yinlong suspected that he had heard wrong.

“The depth of the water is 3.27 meters, and I paid attention to the water level when I came here.” Jiang Dao spoke quickly, but he spoke very clearly, “The water is very clear, blue, and the water surface is stretched and calm. Parasites, so there will not be too long grass under the water. Whether this water area is safe, I know better than you.”

Chu Yinlong: …

“The ingredients are earned by everyone, I just don’t want to waste them.” Jiang Dao said, raising his eyelids, looking at Chu Yinlong with serious and sincere eyes, “As for my setting a wrong example, I don’t mind putting all of this Cut… no, it’s better to cut it all, don’t keep a single shot.”

“Okay, okay, my pot, my pot.” Qi Peng held Chu Yinlong down, “I should have taken over the basket just now, and then let Xiao Yi get on the boat, so the vegetables won’t fall.”

“No, no, I made a mistake.” Cheng Zhiyi hurriedly apologized, “I’m sorry!”

Chu Yinlong didn’t speak again, just stared at Jiang Dao for a long time before turning away silently.

Qi Peng picked up the oars and headed back, the boat was silent for a while.

After a long time, Mu Zhixing, who hadn’t spoken the whole time, sighed, “Young man, you were a little impulsive. Back then when you were making a movie, you jumped into an ice hole to save people, but now you’re very smart about training others.”

“Director Mu, it’s boring to turn over old accounts.” Chu Yinlong said helplessly.

“If you really want to turn over old debts, you won’t even be able to turn over your debts.” Mu Zhixing smiled, “You have designed so many high-risk moves, and you still refuse to use a double. No wonder the insurance company blacklisted you.”

Chu Yinlong: “The stuntman was also born by his mother, so his life is not his life?”

Mu Zhixing said: “You also know that you are fighting for your life? So don’t scold Xiao Dao, you two are the same kind of people, you will die if you are crazy.”

The author has something to say: jumping into the lake is dangerous, please do not imitate it!

Kojima is a professional, and the setting is fictional. Don’t be impulsive in reality.