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Chapter 90 Skiing is learned with the ass
After returning to Yan City from Nandao, Jiang Dao’s schedule suddenly became busy.
The studio contacted Junyi Outdoor Products, the sponsor of “The Real Wilderness”, and negotiated an endorsement for Jiang Dao, plus Xiang Yunru’s new winter clothes, plus some e-commerce platform advertisements and public service advertisements, Jiang Dao’s October The itinerary was well organized.
Of course, Chu Yinlong will not be idle, and almost all the work will be completed in October.
The reason for this arrangement is that from the end of October to mid-November, he had other arrangements—it was late autumn, and the most famous ski resort in country F began to open, and he planned to take Jiang Dao to learn skiing.
For this trip, Chu Yinlong and Jiang Dao borrowed a translator and assistant who can speak F from Xiang Yunru to accompany them.
Coincidentally, during the time when Xiang Yunru settled down in country F, she made many friends, one of whom could speak Chinese, was from a high-class family, and was also a playboy. wizard.
After an eleven-hour flight and a four-hour drive, Jiang Dao followed Chu Yinlong to the hot spring hotel supporting the ski resort.
Although it is the first time to experience such a large time difference, Jiang Dao does not seem to have any discomfort and is very excited: “This time the place to live is really luxurious. Although the hotel I found before was not bad, but here It still doesn’t feel the same.”
Chu Yinlong nodded: “Yes, the price is also very luxurious.”
Jiang Dao raised his eyebrows: “This is what you said, ‘Ji Yi Qi, Yang Yi Body’? So you have to take me to live where playboys live?”
This flat-floor suite with a small courtyard is the most luxurious room in this hotel. It not only comes with a courtyard with an independent hot spring pool, but also is equipped with a fully functional western kitchen and coffee bar. The living room is connected to the courtyard, which is as large as It’s okay to have a party in a hotel room.
The bedroom is even more exaggerated, with a perfectly round bed placed in the middle, the whole room is gorgeous and grand, but not vulgar.
Jiang Dao’s eyes moved from the perfectly round bed to the transparent glass-walled bathroom next to him, and exaggeratedly took a breath: “Is this the kind of life you live, a noble playboy?”
Chu Yinlong just laughed: “It’s not all like this, but the aesthetic of your character is indeed this style.”
Jiang Dao: “Okay.”
It was still early, and Jiang Dao decided to use a method of forced jetlag—playing crazy all day today, and then going to bed after twelve o’clock in the evening.
However, this ski resort is located on a plateau with an altitude of more than 3,000 meters. It is not suitable to start strenuous exercise immediately without a good rest. The itinerary of learning to ski has been arranged until tomorrow.
Chu Yinlong contacted Xiang Yunru’s friend Jaque and learned that the other party had also arrived at the hot spring hotel, so he invited him to have lunch together.
“No problem, let’s meet directly at the western restaurant in area C of the hotel, and I will introduce you to the most popular food from country F!” Jaque is very enthusiastic and speaks Chinese decently, “We can also go to the spa for a massage in the afternoon , if you don’t want to ski, there is also snow golf and other gentle snow entertainment. The hotel will hold a music party in the evening, and if you are interested, you can also join us.”
These are things that Jiang Dao has never understood, and they are also things that he needs to get familiar with as soon as possible for the new role, so Chu Yinlong did not refuse.
When he brought Jiang Dao and the translator to the western restaurant in Area C of the hotel, Jaque was already waiting here with his two female companions.
“Hello! Amanda mentioned you to me, and I have seen your movie.” Jaque smiled and shook hands with Chu Yinlong, “The movie is very good, I like Huaxia Kung Fu very much.”
Immediately he looked at Jiang Dao again, and stretched out his hand: “Hello! Nice to meet you, beautiful little boy.”
Although the interpreter was just half a step behind Chu Yinlong and Jiang Dao, Jaque obviously recognized his identity at a glance, just smiling and nodding was counted as a greeting, and the priority was very clear.
After introducing his two female companions, Jaque led Chu Yinlong and Jiang Dao into the restaurant. The waiter stepped forward respectfully, took everyone to a booth with high privacy, handed over the menu slowly, and Serve the crowd with lemonade and a basket of sliced bread.
“Do you think you order by yourself, or do I recommend it?” Jaque always had a decent smile on his face, looking particularly approachable.
Jiang Dao stared at him for a moment, straightened his back a little, and put his hands on his head flat, resting only his wrists on the edge of the table, and crossed his fingers loosely.
“Then trouble you to recommend it.” Chu Yinlong said, “I don’t eat onions, and the island has no taboos.”
“No problem.” Jaque closed the menu without raising his hand to call out. He just looked at the waiter who was standing not far away. The waiter soon noticed his movements and came to ask.
After ordering, the waiter asked what drinks he wanted.
Jaque directly ordered several kinds, and when the waiter left, he explained: “I have selected several red wines that are suitable for steak. You can taste them later and see which one you like best.”
Soon, the waiter came with a cart and asked if anyone needed a wine tasting.
After getting the answer, he took three new goblets from the dining cart, poured a small sip of the first red wine into each of the three glasses, and stretched out his hand to signal for tasting.
Jiang Dao kept his eyes on Jaque, watched him serving and tasting wine, and imitated it.
After tasting the five kinds of red wine brought by the waiter and confirming that he had chosen one of the bottles, the waiter smiled and nodded, then turned and left.
Jaque was able to easily find a topic that everyone could participate in. The dinner table was harmonious and harmonious, and no one felt embarrassed. Even the translator sitting in the corner was occasionally asked by Jaque to participate in the topic.
After a simple steak meal, the group took a walk in the snow park surrounded by the hotel for a while, and then went to the SPA to enjoy the hot spring and massage. Finally, Jaque invited Chu Yinlong and Jiang Dao to participate in the evening A music party was held at the hotel, and dinner was settled there by the way.
After playing all day long, Jiang Dao has observed many things from Jaque, and he also has a better understanding of the style of this kind of playboy.
But he knows that to play such a role well is indeed a challenge he never imagined.
“He looks very enthusiastic and thoughtful. He seems very approachable, but in fact he has a strong sense of superiority.”
Back in the room, Jiang Dao began to share his observations with Chu Yinlong.
“He is the most sincere to you, and he takes good care of you when he finds topics. Next is me, but he hardly talks with me too deeply. The third is his two female companions, most of the time they talk about eating. In the end, Sister Li is the last one. She really divides people into threes and sixes and nines.”
Chu Yinlong nodded: “But you have to make it clear that what he did was not arrogant.”
“I know.” Jiang Dao said with a smile, “Because the people with different identities, even if their attitudes are friendly, there will be differences. On the contrary, this is a kind of ‘equality’ in disguise, so that people with high status will not Being left out in the cold, a person with a low status will not steal the limelight… quite impressive, this person.”
“You can write these in the character biography.” Chu Yinlong said, “For your character, the script doesn’t have too much ink on his background story and growth experience. In fact, the lines are not too personal. You can only Explore it yourself, try to interpret it yourself.”
Jiang Dao flipped through the script and asked, “Why won’t I be allowed to play the villain this time? Didn’t it mean that my image is more evil and not suitable for a decent role?”
Chu Yinlong rubbed his head: “Although this character is not a villain, he is both good and evil. If he plays it well, he will be brilliant. And…” He paused while speaking.
“And what?” Ejima asked.
“…And I don’t want you to play the death scene all the time.” Chu Yinlong smiled wryly, “The villain of this movie has a bad ending. Some people in the circle believe that, saying that always playing the death scene will affect the actor’s personality. Fate.”
Jiang Dao laughed out loud: “Why didn’t I know that you still believed in this?”
“I didn’t believe it before, and I didn’t care.” Chu Yinlong looked into his eyes, “But I am worried about you, and I don’t want to risk your life. Even if I know that those are superstitions, but… let me feel at ease .”
Jiang Dao leaned forward and kissed Chu Yinlong: “Then, thank you Teacher Chu for your concern? How can I repay you for being so considerate for me?”
Chu Yinlong took the script from Jiang Dao’s hand, put it on the tea table, then put his arms around Jiang Dao’s waist, and pushed him into the sofa slightly.
“Didn’t it mean that if you have to play like crazy for a day, after you are exhausted, the jet lag will easily reverse?” Chu Yinlong laughed softly, “The best way to be exhausted, do you understand?”
“Understood!” Jiang Dao raised his brows and smiled wickedly, “And I’ve been staring at the hot spring pool in the yard since I came here, Mr. Chu, do you want to play something that you can’t usually play?”
Chu Yinlong got up quickly: “I’m going to get the bath towel.”
Adult men’s love is just like that.
…
In the morning of the next day, Chu Yinlong took Jiang Dao to the ski resort and officially began to teach him how to ski.
In the script, Edo’s upcoming character uses snowboards, which are much more difficult to learn than skis.
Fortunately, Chu Yinlong is good at snowboarding. In addition, snowboarding is the only extreme sport that Jiang Dao has been exposed to recently. He can teach without taking a coaching certificate. Of course, Chu Yinlong took part in it himself.
The two put on their helmets and protective gear. Chu Yinlong helped Jiang Dao to step on the skis, and first took him to familiarize himself with the movement skills on the flat ground.
“Bend your legs a little bit, lower your center of gravity…it doesn’t have to be that low.” Chu Yinlong took Jiang Dao’s hand and taught him very patiently, “Don’t sit back, you will fall…”
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Dao’s body fell backwards uncontrollably, and was pulled into his arms by Chu Yinlong.
“Stand well,” Chu Yinlong smiled helplessly, “Your left foot is not fixed now, and it can be detached from the board at any time. Once you fall, remember to protect yourself.”
Jiang Dao blinked his eyes: “Isn’t it because you protect me!”
Chu Yinlong just laughed: “I should let you fall on the ground, skiing is something, if it hurts, remember the essentials of the movements, and you will learn quickly.”
Although Jiang Dao has no foundation in snow sports and has never played skateboarding, he has excellent physical fitness and good coordination. From his unfamiliar movements to being able to maintain his balance on the flat ground, he can make several kinds of fixed skateboards with one foot. The basic movements only took less than half an hour.
After receiving Chu Yinlong’s affirmation and praise, Jiang Dao was suddenly excited: “Then can we go uphill next?”
He had been staring at those people gliding on the **** for a long time.
Chu Yinlong was helpless, raised his hand and tapped Jiang Dao’s helmet lightly: “Let’s go, I will teach you to climb uphill with one foot first.”
One-foot edge uphill, this word may seem complicated, but the principle is very simple-remove the binding of one foot, use the other foot to carry the ski, stand the board up, and use the side edge with greater resistance Keep your whole body in contact with the snow surface, and walk slowly up the slope.
Chu Yinlong only took Jiang Dao for a walk, and Jiang Dao completely mastered this movement.
The two stood on the top of the gentlest snow **** in the novice area of the ski resort. Chu Yinlong stepped on the ski with one foot and said, “Before you start to slide down a gentle slope, you must first learn how to fall safely.”
Skiing is an extreme sport with relatively high speed, and it is easy to fall when you are a beginner. In addition, the skis are fixed on the feet. Once the posture of the fall is wrong, the skis trip on the ground, which is easy to cause serious injuries.
From the time he saw the snowboard, Jiang Dao knew that this sport is very particular about controlling the movement of falling to the ground.
“The feet are fixed on the board. Once the head of the board is inserted into the snow, it will be very dangerous to fall.” Jiang Dao fully understands, “My one foot is fine now, but if both feet are fixed, I might get stuck like that. You could break your neck.”
“Yes, we call that kind of situation ‘snow jamming’, which is very dangerous. Therefore, once you find that the situation ahead is uncontrollable, you can take the initiative to fall down with safe actions to avoid accidental snow jamming.”
As Chu Yinlong said, he made a demonstration action of falling to the ground.
“If you step on a single board, you can fall in two directions. It is safer to fall forward. Note that when you fall to the ground, you should not use your hands to support it, but bend your arms as a buffer. off the ground.”
Jiang Dao imitated the example and threw himself forward on the snow without any timidity.
“If you fall backwards, you can’t use your hands to support it.” Chu Yinlong crossed the snowboard, stood up, made the movement of falling backwards, and then explained, “Try not to touch the ground with your buttocks, but put your head on the ground.” Lower forward, put your hands on your chest, arch your back, cushion the ground with your waist and hips to your back, and also remember to lift your feet to let the skis off the ground… When the speed is too fast, you can use the momentum to roll to slow down.”
“This movement is a bit difficult.” Jiang Dao did it again, “The subconscious reaction must be to reach out to support it.”
Chu Yinlong nodded and said with a smile, “I’ll remember if I break my arm twice.”
Jiang Dao: …
“Okay, I think you can master the essentials of your movements.” Chu Yinlong stretched out his hand to pull Jiang Dao up, “Just say that you can’t learn it without practicing, and then practice one-foot gentle **** straight skating, and you will fall down in the middle.” Only then will the on-site teaching be memorable.”
Jiang Dao was impatient to repeat the basics over and over again. Chu Yinlong also understood that with Jiang Dao’s physical fitness and talent for extreme sports, it would be better to take him uphill directly than to let him practice a hundred times on flat ground. Those who beat and beat can learn anything.
Sure enough, as soon as Ejima stepped on the skis, the problem came—
“Center forward, don’t hide backward.” Chu Yinlong slid down beside Jiang Dao, correcting his movements verbally, “Go forward, don’t be afraid, make the line of your shoulders parallel to the ramp, then No… look, did you fall?”
When people stand on a slope, they subconsciously want to “stand upright”, but skiing requires the body to be as perpendicular to the **** as possible, but that makes people feel as if the whole person is falling forward, which is very anti-instinctive.
Fortunately, Jiang Dao was courageous. After falling once, he immediately understood it. He boldly moved his center of gravity forward on the second skating, and completed the simplest straight gliding with the skis all the way to the bottom.
Stopping on the flat ground at the end of the ramp, Jiang Dao was proud: “It’s so simple? Isn’t there any more difficult challenge?”
Chu Yinlong raised his eyebrows: “Then try not to slide to the bottom next time, and stop in the middle of the slope?”
Jiang Dao thought about the process of sliding down from the top of the **** just now. He was basically in a state of continuous acceleration. He did not start to slow down until he reached the flat ground at the end of the slope, but he still slid forward for a long distance by inertia. In the end, he still grabbed Chu Yinlong’s arm before stopping.
It is indeed a difficult challenge to stop on the mountainside.
“How to stop?” Jiang Dao intuited that Chu Yinlong was digging a hole for him, and asked suspiciously.
“One foot is fixed. On this kind of gentle slope, there are two ways to brake. One is to turn the skis sideways, similar to the state when you climb the **** with one edge.” Chu Yinlong taught verbally, “The other is to use Your loose foot assists the brake.”
Jiang Dao squinted at him: “Why do I feel that you didn’t finish your sentence? Do you want to see my joke?”
Chu Yinlong laughed: “Don’t you think straight skating is too easy? Challenge it?”
Anyway, this is only the gentlest slope, and with Jiang Dao’s physical flexibility, it is not dangerous to play here. Besides, with him following him all the way, Jiang Dao wouldn’t really get hurt—the kid’s smug expression just now was so unbearable that he couldn’t help but want to tease him.
Climbing to the top of the **** again, the two started sliding down side by side.
“Brake.” Chu Yinlong yelled.
Jiang Dao decided to try to use the unfixed foot to assist the brake first, so he raised his left foot and stepped on the snow suddenly, trying to slow himself down, the result—
He chopped a fork directly on the snow slope.
“Damn!” Jiang Dao fell to the ground, glared at Chu Yinlong, and laughed angrily, “I knew you were uneasy! Fortunately, I am quite flexible…”
Chu Yinlong crossed the skis and stopped beside Jiang Dao, smiling uncontrollably: “It’s you who want to challenge the difficulty.”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to help him up, and asked, “Isn’t that involved?”
“Damn it?” Jiang Dao patted the snow on his body, and punched Chu Yinlong’s shoulder with a fist, “I think you are talking nonsense, lying to me that you use an unfixed foot to assist the brake.”
“I didn’t lie to you.” Chu Yinlong spread his hands, “Who told you to step on the snow with that foot? You still have to step on the snowboard with your front foot, and step on the outside of the snowboard with your heel to help slow down until the car is braked.” .Otherwise, if your left foot stops and your right foot is still stepping on the board and sliding down, if you don’t do the splits, who will do the splits?”
Some things, the truth is actually very simple, but when you don’t think about it, you will feel that it is quite difficult.
After Chu Yinlong’s explanation, Jiang Dao immediately understood how to operate. He got up and began to slide down again, halfway through, and successfully achieved auxiliary braking with his unfixed left foot.
However, it is obvious that this braking method can only be used in one-foot fixed exercises, and it can only work on gentle slopes. In the future, when the feet are fixed and the **** is steeper, this method of braking is obviously useless.
“Therefore, you must learn to brake horizontally.” Chu Yinlong said, adjusted the direction of the skis and slid down a bit, and then exerted force under his feet, and the skis suddenly went sideways, scooped up a piece of snow, and came to a steady stop.
Jiang Dao imitated it once, and as a result… the whole person fell to the ground and almost gnawed a mouthful of snow.
In the second experiment, Jiang Dao sat down on the snow **** again. He subconsciously lifted the skis, and the result was that he was covered in snow.
For the third time, Jiang Dao successfully braked, stood unsteadily, and made a victory gesture to Chu Yinlong.
“That’s right, I learned it quickly.” Chu Yinlong boasted, “The next step is to learn turning skills, and then practice repeatedly. When the movements are proficient, then start to learn how to play with both feet fixed.”
Turning a snowboard on a gentle **** is basically controlled by the center of gravity of the body and the direction of the skis. Whichever direction you turn, the body will lean in which direction. The process of learning to turn is also the stage where you are most likely to fall.
Chu Yinlong didn’t make fun of Jiang Dao this time. He took off his skis, stood on the snow slope, held Jiang Dao’s hand, and used his body to block the bottom of the snow slope, taking Jiang Dao’s familiarity with the feeling of turning with the front edge and the rear edge of the ski.
“Pay attention to the center of gravity.”
“Straighten your upper body and don’t stick your butt.”
“Slow down, slow down, slow down! Hey, hey!”
Jiang Dao couldn’t hold on, and directly threw King Chu Ying down, crushing him in the snow.
Chu Yinlong stretched out his hand and slapped his ass: “Slow down!”
Jiang Dao smiled and said, “You didn’t slow down when I asked you to slow down last night!”
Chu Yinlong: …
Xu Shi saw the two lying on the snow **** for a long time and thought they were injured. A staff member patrolling the VIP area ran up to the two and asked in F language: “Do you need help?”
After asking, he froze on the spot.
With outsiders around, Jiang Dao stopped making trouble, and quickly got up from Chu Yinlong.
Chu Yinlong couldn’t understand the language of country F, but he could speak the language of country A, and replied with a smile: “We are fine, thank you.”
The staff member smiled and nodded, turned and left.
Jiang Dao looked at her back with some doubts: “I think he looks like a Chinese?”
Chu Yinlong smiled and said, “There are a lot of overseas Chinese in country F, so it’s normal to see them. Let’s go, go to lunch first, and practice in the afternoon.”
On this day, Jiang Dao did not try to challenge the intermediate snow slopes, but has been practicing basic movements in the elementary gentle **** area. From the beginning of frequent wrestling, to being able to brake and turn at will, he finally started to get started.
However, Chu Yinlong was right in saying one thing – skiing is learned with the butt.
At night, Jiang Dao took a bath and lay on the bed, feeling pain all over his body, especially his buttocks.
Chu Yinlong was also quite helpless: “I told you to practice for a while and rest for a while, but I didn’t listen. Do you know it hurts now?”
“I don’t feel it when I’m playing. The clothes are so thick, and it doesn’t hurt if I fall.” Jiang Dao is not coquettish, but he just likes to moan in front of Chu Yinlong. chant?”
Chu Yinlong had no temper, so he dug out the medicinal oil from the suitcase and rubbed it on for Jiang Dao.
Rubbing and rubbing, Jiang Dao’s hands began to do no good.
Chu Yinlong pressed his wrist ruthlessly: “Tsk, you still want to hurt more, don’t you?”
Jiang Dao smiled at him: “I don’t know what to do!”
The author has something to say: September 6 is over, so tired_(:з」∠)_
This article is expected to be finished in October, so in the next six days, one chapter will resume 3,000 words, and if the writing goes well that day, I will add more
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