Chapter 69

It wasn’t on an auspicious day, it wasn’t under the mistletoe or in the first snow, Shi Du didn’t pinch his waist or lift his chin like in the novel, he didn’t push or slide, and there was nothing to warm him. All day long love story.

One second they were still discussing the match between zc and jse, and the next second Shi Du kissed him—the kiss on the lips, a light kiss, just like the kiss on the cheek and forehead, it was so natural, it was a touch away.

Yu Zhaohan only felt the warm touch on his lips, Shi Du stood up straight before his little ears fell off.

—What a quick first kiss, are there two seconds?

Yu Zhaohan remembered when Shi Du hugged him for the first time, and he still thought about how many seconds Shi Du hugged him. But now, he has fallen into a strange state, so that he can’t even count the time.

Amidst the heartbeats, Yu Zhaohan heard Shi Du ask him: “How do you feel?”

Shi Du’s voice was different from the usual clear and lively boyish voice, a little deep and a little hoarse.

Yu Zhaohan opened his lips, he wanted to speak, but he seemed to have lost his voice suddenly, unable to utter a sound at all. In front of Shi Du, he just needs to tell the truth, and tell Shi Du his true feelings, usually Shi Du is rendered speechless by him. But now, he couldn’t even tell the truth.

Kissing is terrible, it makes people dumb.

He didn’t speak, and Shi Du didn’t ask any more, just looked down at him. Then, he lowered his head again.

Yu Zhaohan’s body tensed uncontrollably, and his lips were pursed stiffly. The lips of the two remained motionless for a while, and Shi Du said, “Is this how kissing is done?”

As if talking to himself, but also as if asking him.

Yu Zhaohan: “…”

Why is Shi Du like this? Didn’t you say that you are not allowed to speak at this time to destroy the atmosphere? He shut up, Shi Du kept talking. Then he has to say it too.

Shi Du asked again: “How is it written in your document?”

Yu Zhaohan’s consciousness was chaotic, and he had long forgotten what was written in the document. He struggled to find his voice: “When I watch people kiss on TV, they always open their mouths.”

“So,” Shi Du laughed, “Then let’s try it too?”

Yu Zhaohan said “Okay” bluntly, but didn’t move.

Shi Du reminded him: “Open your mouth, Yuyu.”

Feeling the current temperature of the little ears, Yu Zhaohan felt that he could still hold on, so he opened his lips obediently, and closed his eyes by analogy.

Yu Zhaohan waited for half a minute, but before Shi Du came to kiss him. He opened one eye and asked, “Shi Du?”

“You seem very nervous,” Shi Du said with a light smile, “I don’t know if I should continue.”

Yu Zhaohan lied badly: “I’m fine…”

The rest of the words were drowned in the boy’s breath.

No longer a superficial touch. This time Shi Du was kissing him—gentle and nervous, youthful and passionate.

The heartbeat is getting louder and louder, and it has reached the point of being noisy. Yu Zhaohan couldn’t take a breath, and his breathing became short of breath. He was worried that he would die from lack of oxygen and suffocate, which would prevent R.H from winning the championship, so he had to put his hands on Shi Du’s chest, trying to push Shi Du away.

Unexpectedly, Shi Du left his lips before he could use all his strength.

The boy asked with some annoyance: “How do you take a breath, do you know how?”

Apart from blushing, Yu Zhaohan’s world-weary face finally had other obvious reactions.

He lowered his head, showing a light and bright smile—it turns out that he is not the only one who is stupid when it comes to kissing.

But it’s so strange, why when he heard Shi Du say such words, not only did he not feel that it spoiled the atmosphere, but instead he felt a heartbeat of another frequency. He relies on Shi Du so much that sometimes he forgets that Shi Du is his brother who is two years younger than him.

He is the brother.

Before turning on the lights in the room, Shi Du didn’t catch Yu Zhaohan’s smile.

Not only was this kiss not expected by Yu Zhaohan, Shi Du also did not expect it. At the beginning, he also felt that he had to wait until the atmosphere was in place to act, so as to leave a romantic memory for both parties. After suffering a losing streak, he was forced to decide to let the fate go.

Yu Zhaohan, who was chatting with him about tactics, was not a complete fish, and the smell of Shine hadn’t completely dissipated. Half Shine and half fish, half calm and half clingy, very cute.

He wanted to kiss, so he did. He didn’t think about it that much.

Shi Du asked Yu Zhaohan: “Don’t you want to express your thoughts?”

Yu Zhaohan: “…”

Yu Zhaohan who lost his first kiss was exceptionally quiet.

Shi Du felt that he seemed to have found a way to make Yu Zhaohan talk less.

“Show off your talkative aura these past two days, Yuyu.” Shi Du half-truthfully said, “If you don’t say anything, it will make me feel that my kissing skills are terrible.”

In order to give confidence to his younger brother, Yu Zhaohan slowly raised his head and asked, “Help me see, are my ears still there?”

Shi Du touched Yu Zhaohan’s earlobe, and said with a smile, “It’s not there, it’s already gone.”

He knows it!

Yu Zhaohan’s ears twitched: “I won’t talk to you for the time being, I want to get back to normal first.”

Yu Zhaohan took his clothes, bath towel and little yellow duck to take a bath, and also brought his mobile phone into the bathroom.

Shi Du sat on the bed thinking about something, thinking about it, and suddenly laughed lowly.

Fuck, he was really frustrated just now, as if he was infected by Yu Zhaohan, and asked such a stupid question. He was obviously not so naive when he kissed Yu Zhaohan on his forehead and cheeks, so why couldn’t he be able to do it this time? He couldn’t even pretend.

He even felt that even Stupid Fish was much calmer than him.

…How to change the air? Damn, it’s not written in the document, so he can only look it up by himself.

Shi Du took out his phone from his pocket, and saw that the blogger who paid special attention sent three status messages in a row a minute ago.

[Little fish spits bubbles: Forget it, I don’t know what I’m talking about]

[Little fish vomits bubbles: zc must win jse ah woo woo woo]

[Little fish spits bubbles: Help, I seem to have forgotten to close my eyes just now]

Time Du: “…”

It seemed that he was calmer, and was almost fooled by Yu Zhaohan’s world-weary face.

Yu Zhaohan used his trumpet to vent on Weibo, and looked up at himself in the mirror.

The cheeks and small ears are flushed, and the lips are a shade redder than usual, but they are still very beautiful.

It’s a good thing that her appearance hasn’t collapsed, but it’s not a solution to be so popular all the time. Yu Zhaohan wanted to imitate the hero in the novel by taking a cold bath to cool down. He turned on the shower, the cold water made him shiver, and he quickly switched back to hot water.

When the bathtub was full of water, Yu Zhaohan took the rubber duck and sat in, and began to think about how to face Shi Du when he went out later.

What do the hero and heroine usually say after the first kiss in a novel? It seems that they changed the scene in the next chapter without saying a few words. If there is no reference, then he can only follow his own way.

The duckling floated unsteadily on the water, Yu Zhaohan reached out and pinched the duck’s beak.

He really… kissed Shi Du.

Yu Zhaohan walked out of the bathroom, his face was not so red anymore. Shi Du stared at his lips and asked, “Are you back to normal?”

Yu Zhaohan nodded, picked up the tablet and sat down beside Shi Du: “Let’s review the game.”

Shi Du paused: “Are you serious?”

It’s such a time, and Yu Zhaohan is still thinking about resuming the training match?

“Of course.” Yu Zhaohan said, “Let’s talk about feelings first, and you talk about it first.”

Shi Du frowned: “I don’t want to say.”

“Why? Replays can only find problems and solve problems.”

Shi Du said perfunctorily, “I feel quite relaxed, there is no problem.”

Yu Zhaohan sighed: “You’re being stubborn again, Shi Du. You’re not relaxed at all, you’re as nervous as I am.”

Shi Du sneered: “It’s just a slap, I’m still as nervous as you? Are you fooled by my kiss?”

Yu Zhaohan was taken aback: “What are you talking about?”

Shi Du’s reaction was quick: “What are you replaying?”

“Replay our first kiss.”

Shi Du’s eyebrows stretched. The replay first kiss is quite weird, but it is much better than the replay training match, he readily accepted: “Okay, you continue to talk.”

“Didn’t you just ask me how I feel?” Yu Zhaohan said, “I’ve thought about it carefully, and my feeling is numb and hot.”

Shi Du smiled and said, “Ma and Tang again? Anyway, wherever I kiss you, you will be spicy and hot.”

Yu Zhaohan shook his head: “No. When I kissed, my whole body was hot.”

“Your nose is too straight, you can turn your head a little bit more, or it will hit me.” Yu Zhaohan said one by one the problems he found, “Your exhalation is very chaotic, and the force is not controlled well. It hurts me.”

Time Du: “.”

“What’s more, your hands are on the door, and you don’t even put your arms around my waist.”

After being asked so many questions by Yu Zhaohan, Shi Du’s strong nature was aroused, and he couldn’t help but said, “Don’t always blame me, are you okay? Your eyes are all open, and your eyelashes keep flapping, making you feel uncomfortable. Makes me itchy.”

“It’s my fault that I didn’t close my eyes. I’m sorry, I will close my eyes next time, and then I will cut my eyelashes short.”

Shi Du’s strength didn’t dare to ask for it anymore: “…Don’t, I was being stubborn just now, I was wrong.”

Yu Zhaohan said: “Anyway, the first time we kissed was pecking at each other, there is still a lot of room for improvement.”

Chickens pecking at each other, what a **** image.

Shi Du smiled and nodded: “I agree.”

The two replayed the game for a long time, analyzed all the problems that came to mind, and then turned off the lights and fell asleep.

Shi Du said, “Honey, good night.”

Yu Zhaohan said: “Good night, Shidu.”

After saying good night, Shi Du still wanted to say something: “You answered so briskly, is it because you really became my wife just because you kissed me?”

Yu Zhaohan didn’t understand, so he said, “I’m your wife, don’t you call me that if you don’t kiss me?”

“Your wife, does it belong to me alone, or to all the clay sculpture powder?”

Without thinking about it, Yu Zhaohan said, “Of course it’s all clay powder.”

Shi Du lost expression instantly: “Oh, go to sleep.”

Yu Zhaohan said again: “But I am your fish alone.”

Shi Du didn’t wait for Yu Zhaohan to add, and preemptively said, “You’re still your mother’s fish.”

Painfully skilled.

Yu Zhaohan was startled, thought for a while, then shook his head: “No, it’s yours alone.”