Chapter 91
Shi Du’s “Application for Dropping Out of School” is more effective than playing with a ball. It **** away all the pressure from Yu Zhaohan, and Yu Zhaohan can turn into a fish in front of his boyfriend without any scruples.
Isn’t it just a lawyer, he is not afraid at all.
Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du hugged each other for a while, and suddenly thought of something. He got off Shi Du, climbed to the end of the bed, and reached for the tablet on the table. But his hands were a little short, and his fingertips could barely touch the edge of the tablet.
Seeing how difficult it was for him, Shi Du also turned around, took the tablet in the same posture, and pulled Yu Zhaohan back by the way. He handed the tablet to Yu Zhaohan and asked, “Want to replay?”
“No, I’ll delete something.” Yu Zhaohan opened the folder and found a copy titled “Wenai Skills·Advanced Video Edition”, “If you don’t need to talk about long-distance relationships in the future, you don’t need these.”
Shi Du reached out his hand to stop it: “Wait a minute, let me see first.”
【Video version】
[step1 At the beginning, let him only see the parts above your neck, slowly describe what clothes you are wearing today, and then let him guess the color of your underwear]
[step2 The camera moves down, let him watch you slowly remove all the clothes one by one, and then gently touch his body]
【step3 Continue to tease him with words. Tell him you miss him a lot, and ask him if he wants to see you spread your legs]
【…】
Shi Du was silent for a long time, and asked, “You planned to practice these too?”
Yu Zhaohan nodded: “Yes.”
Shi Du exited the document calmly: “You don’t need to delete the document. In case we have to be separated for two or three days due to business, that’s considered a long-distance relationship, and the video version will come in handy at that time.”
Yu Zhaohan was persuaded: “Okay, let’s find time to practice after the game.”
The home game of this week came to Paris, France. For many domestic fans, this is a crucial week: Hangzhou dsd and Beijing IPL can only keep one of them; R.H will play against Lawman again after a year, and the two teams are ranked first in the two major regions. Neither was defeated. The competition for Paris this time is not about the finals being better than the finals. Tickets for watching the games have already been priced several times higher by scalpers.
Paris is known as the capital of fashion and the capital of romance, but it is a pity that the R.H boys are not blessed. They were sitting on the bus to the stadium, much quieter than usual.
Paris in November already has the taste of winter. Yu Zhaohan wore a light-colored long windbreaker over his team uniform, turned his face halfway, and stared at the Parisian street scene outside the window with a cold expression, like a delicate doll frozen in time.
A normal person would not be able to help but glance at him when sitting next to him, but Lu Youshan is obviously not a normal person.
“It’s not that we don’t know how to play a fast-paced system, but after all, we don’t play much. Lawman has played for a whole season, and it’s only fools who confront them head-on. In addition, the personal strength of Lawman players is too strong. In addition to double c, Tanfu single-point The matchup may be at a disadvantage.” Lu Youshan was immersed in the tactical arrangement, without even looking at the beautiful woman next to him, “So, we still have to cooperate with Lawman as a team and play energy management.”
Yu Zhaohan nodded, and asked, “Do you have any new ideas in terms of picture selection?”
The first map of the game is drawn randomly, and then the loser of the previous game will choose the map. The loser’s first map selection is very important. If two rounds are lost in a row, the psychological pressure of the players will soar; if the map advantage can be used to tie the score, the two sides can return to the same starting line.
“Lawman’s win rate on all maps this season is 100. For them, there is no map that they are not good at. But there is one map that they must not be proficient in. Of course, we are not very proficient either.”
“You mean Sunset Boulevard?”
Sunset Boulevard is the newest map to come out, and it’s rarely picked up in official games right now.
“Yes, this is a game.” Lu Youshan leaned closer to Yu Zhaohan’s ear, muttering, “Last night, Feng entrusted me with a dream, telling me that Lawman didn’t practice the new map well.”
Yu Zhaohan: “…”
Shi Du’s seat was occupied by the coach, and he was forced to sit with Lao Tan.
The boy was wearing a short black hooded jacket, typing slowly on his mobile phone, sitting in a daze, his face almost sunk into the shadow of the jacket.
[Mom: Did you drop out of school by yourself? 】
[Timeless: You finally found out, congratulations]
[Mom: What are you thinking! Haven’t we already agreed? 】
【Timeless: You agreed unilaterally, it’s none of my business】
[Mom: Your father has agreed to let you fight until you win the championship, so now you are the one who regrets it? 】
[Timeless: Yes, how about it]
[Mom: Xiao Du, you will retire sooner or later. If you don’t want to go to school now, do you want to be a loafer in the street in the future? 】
[Timeless: poof]
[Mom: Time Du! How can you be so brash? You want to **** your dad off? 】
[Timeless: He won’t die of anger, don’t worry]
[Timeless: Mom, I’m playing in Paris now, do you have any bags and shoes you want to buy? 】
【Mom: Yes, yes, I will make a list for you later】
Shi Du watched as his mother withdrew the last message, then frantically played him voice, and he hung up after playing one.
[Mom: Xiaodu! You answer the phone! 】
[Timeless: You are blocked, I will release you after the game is over]
【Timeless: Love You】
Lao Tan was watching the action of the adult Lawman player on the Internet, and suddenly he said “ohhhhhhh” several times like a rooster crowing. Shi Du was grabbed by his arm, without raising his head, he said, “Let go, lay eggs and stay away from me.”
“No, look at this!”
Lao Tan’s mobile phone interface stays on a Twitter feed. The Twitter owner’s id is laaradox. He is Lawman’s active nurse and the only Korean in the team.
Paradox tweeted ten minutes ago that he ate badly in London, didn’t sleep well last night, and ran to the toilet five or six times.
Old Tan said: “If Paradox is really hurt, won’t it start today? That’s a good thing for us!”
Shi Du snorted lightly: “It’s an old routine, do you believe that too?”
“Huh?” Old Tan read the translation again, “Could it be fake?”
“Not necessarily, but whether it’s true or not, he doesn’t need to tell the fans at all. Cheese also ruined his stomach, did he announce it?”
Old Tan understood a bit: “You mean…?”
“Find yourself a retreat first, and if you lose, you can use your physical discomfort to restore your dignity to the fans.” Shi Du vividly imitated the tone of Lawman’s fans, “Lawman lost today because paradox was sick, and R.H was completely relying on picking up the loopholes.” won.”
Old Tan sighed: “It’s no wonder. Lawman is an American team after all, and their attitude towards foreign aid is said to be very average. Paradox and the Koreans should be under a lot of pressure there, and the tide is probably… Well, anyway, it’s none of our business.”
Shi Du was thoughtful: “You reminded me, if Paradox cares too much about his reputation, he will definitely play in a conservative direction when encountering unsure matches.”
Jiang Di sat behind Shi Du and Lao Tan. Jiang Di put on his earphones and closed his eyes to rest his mind. When he heard the notification tone, he opened his eyes and saw an email from the College Basketball Association, the subject of which was “Investigation Report on Jiang Di’s Suspected Use of Prohibited Items”.
Jiang Di’s finger stayed on the “open” button for a long time, but he still didn’t press it. He locked the phone screen and closed his eyes again.
Cheese and Stone sat together and presented a video together.
Qi Xian hugged Xiao Kneel, sitting on the sofa in the Shanghai base, talking with his teammates with crooked eyebrows. His red hair is already very long, and it is tied into a high ponytail, which has a bit of an ancient style.
Cheese said nervously: “Xian Xian, I don’t have a clue in my heart right now.”
Stone whispered: “Me too… Lawman Tank’s personal data is too exaggerated.”
Qi Xian smiled and said: “You can fight normally, it doesn’t matter if you can’t win, isn’t there a layer of resurrection armor? I have already bought the ticket, and after the last reconstruction, I will go to join you. By the way, the captain is okay Is he nervous.”
Zhizhi glanced at Yu Zhaohan, and said without hesitation: “The captain is beautiful and calm, how could he be nervous?”
There are two big games on a match day, one for the winner’s bracket and one for the loser’s bracket. The match between R.H and Lawman is scheduled for the second game. When they arrived on the scene, the first game had just begun.
Everyone in R.H went through the tactical thinking again in the lounge, and there was a knock on the door halfway through.
Old Tan thought it was a staff member of the league, and when he opened the door, his face changed slightly: “Did you go to the wrong lounge?”
“That’s right.” The man in the Lawman uniform came in, and his eyes quickly locked on Yu Zhaohan among the handsome guys, “I’m here to say hello to you—Team Yu, long time no see.”
Yu Zhao replied coldly: “Yes.”
It’s been a year since I’ve seen him, and Tide’s “American” style has become a lot heavier. The wool roll with a perm on his head is a little less ruffian than last year, and a little more gloomy.
Thinking about it, his life in Lawman was not satisfactory.
Lu Youshan said in a bad tone, “What do you want to do?”
“I said hello, what else does Coach Lu think I can do, you are all my old acquaintances.” Chao Chao looked at Shi Du, “Of course, Timeless is an exception.”
Shi Du smiled: “I can only say that fortunately I am an exception.”
The tide choked, and held back without replying. The whole league knows that Timeless is young but not easy to mess with. He has no need to bring hatred to Timeless, and he didn’t come here to spat with R.H.
Chao Chao asked: “Why doesn’t Team Yu reply to my WeChat?”
Yu Zhaohan said, “Forgot.”
“So you are still the same, Shine.” Chao Chao looked at Yu Zhaohan and twitched the corners of his mouth, “You look like you will never look down on anyone.”
Cheese interjected: “No, I think the captain thinks highly of me. He even hugged me and comforted me.”
tidal:”…”
Jiang Di said, “The captain also hugged me.”
Shi Du continued: “Brother Xian was also hugged by the captain. I don’t need to talk about it, I understand everything.”
“What?” Old Tan’s mentality collapsed, “So, I’m the only one in R.H who hasn’t been hugged by Shine?!”
Stone raised his hand weakly: “And me.”
Chao Tide was dumb for a moment, then showed a sneering smile: “Then I hope Shine’s marksmanship can be as good-looking as his face, otherwise it will be really embarrassing.”
Yu Zhaohan narrowed his eyes slightly, and said coldly, “Don’t talk nonsense, see you on the field.”
Chao Chao finally took a deep look at Yu Zhaohan, turned his head and left.
Shi Du said, “This idiot must not be the kind who turned from fan to black.”
“It doesn’t matter if he’s pink or black.” Lao Tan rubbed his hands together, “Shine, do you want that…”
Yu Zhaohan didn’t see Lao Tan and Shitou who looked expectant, and said, “Go to the bathroom.”
In the bathroom, Yu Zhaohan turned on the faucet, took a puddle of cold water and poured it on his face.
He looked up at his wet self in the mirror, and remembered when he was just captaining the game.
At that time, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t guarantee that every operation and every decision he made was 100% correct. As the captain and conductor, once he loses the game, his mistakes will be magnified infinitely, and he will always be the one who bears the brunt.
The teammates are afraid of losing, but Yuyu is actually more afraid than them.
“nervous?”
Yu Zhaohan saw Shi Du in the mirror, and his indifference broke instantly.
“A little bit.” Yu Zhaohan whispered, “If we lose, I might be called a vase again. Shi Du, I don’t want to be scolded a vase.”
“Laughing to death, you’ve become a vase, so what am I, a street slipper?”
Yu Zhaohan looked at him: “Shi Du, in fact, you know as well as I do in your heart, if we don’t offer together, we will have a very difficult fight.”
Shi Du raised his eyebrows: “That’s not very good, I’m tired of crushing games, it’s boring.”
Although Yu Zhaohan thinks his younger brother looks so handsome, he still pointed out mercilessly: “You probably forgot that we were the one who got crushed in the ppz training match the day before yesterday.”
Shi Du gave a “tsk”, “It’s rare for me to pretend to be aggressive, can you not tear down my platform.” He wiped Yu Zhaohan’s face with his sleeve: “Don’t be stressed, Yuyu, think about how we compare After the race, we have to practice the advanced video version.”
“The premise is that we must win.” Yu Zhaohan said, “If we lose, I will wither.”
This is not good for young e-sports couples, who take winning or losing too seriously. After losing a game, he was not even in the mood to go to bed for ten days and a half months.
Shi Du smiled: “Don’t worry, if I really lose, I will definitely be more wilted than you.”
Yu Zhaohan: “…Okay.”
Sure enough, he is the younger brother who will be stronger all his life, and even wins the competition.
In short, for their happiness, they must not lose.