Chapter 94
As the saying goes, if a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools. If you want to try extra consumption, you should at least wake them up, otherwise you won’t be able to try it at all.
Yu Zhaohan checked the user guide again and said, “Please let it get up.”
At such a critical moment, shouldn’t the atmosphere be ambiguous, the face blushing and the heart beating, and even the temperature of the air is rising? Why is there a sense of déjà vu of doing chemical experiments.
Shi Du and Yu Zhaohan looked at the small eyes with big eyes: “Do you think it is a crane, and you get up when you think of it?”
Holding the small plastic bag, Yu Zhaohan reasoned with her boyfriend: “Shi Du, you are eighteen years old. Eighteen-year-old boys should just think about it.”
Shi Du hehe said: “Outrageous, according to what you say, this is as simple as drinking water? Anyway, I can’t do it. Besides, it is an independent entity, and it is not under my control at all. It is useless for you to tell me, You have to talk to it.”
“It can’t understand me.”
Shi Du raised his eyebrows: “How do you know if you don’t try?”
Yu Zhaohan thought for a while, and said, “I’d better tell you, and I’ll let you pass it on—good evening husband, he is so handsome when he plays games, and I like him so much.”
Time Du: “…”
The cold beauty called her husband three times, let alone an eighteen-year-old boy, a twenty-eight-year-old man should be up.
Yu Zhaohan stared at Shi Du’s sweatpants, stretched out his hand and poked it: “Look, isn’t this possible?”
Shi Du covered his face in despair: “As expected of you.”
Yu Zhaohan tore open the package and said expressionlessly: “Relax, I’ll put it on for you.”
Yu Zhaohan put out 100% research spirit, strictly followed the operation steps in the instruction manual, and paid special attention to avoid touching the fingertips, so as not to scratch the plastic with his nails.
“Okay.” Yu Zhaohan admired his masterpiece, “So it’s so simple to use this.”
Shi Du propped his head on his hands, and said without love: “Have you finished playing? Let’s go to bed after playing.”
Yu Zhaohan looked up at him: “Of course not, you haven’t tried it yet.”
“Didn’t try it?” Shi Du said with a smile, “Didn’t try it, what are you doing now?”
“It’s just equipment work now,” Yu Zhaohan said without thinking, “You have to try it on me.”
Shi Du thought he had heard it wrong, so he said in a rambling manner, “No, what do you mean… tonight? Now?”
“Well, I don’t need to practice tomorrow, so it doesn’t matter if I feel uncomfortable.” Yu Zhaohan lay flat on the bed, closed his eyes, “Come on.”
Time Du: “.”
With Yu Zhaohan’s demeanor of death, without his face, Shi Du was afraid that he would wilt again, although in fact he never wilted once.
He said that he would wilt, but he was talking about it, and with Yu Zhaohan, how could he be wilted.
Under the warm yellow light, Yu Zhaohan was lying on his bed with his eyes closed tightly, his eyelashes were trembling due to his nervousness, his fingers were clasped together, and there was still no expression on his game modeling face.
Ordinary people wouldn’t dare to make a picture like Yu Zhaohan’s, because it’s too unreal, and others will think it’s fake when they see it.
Looking at him, Shi Du gradually blushed and his heart beat, and felt that even the temperature of the air was rising.
Yu Zhaohan waited for a long time but didn’t wait for Shi Du. Just as he was about to open his eyes, he felt the bed sink, and the boy’s familiar breath approached him.
Yu Zhaohan’s chest tightened, his little heart almost jumped into his throat.
It’s so strange, in his mind, it’s only natural for couples to come to this point like they have to replay after the game. He’s already prepared for it, but why when it really comes, He’s still so nervous.
Shi Du’s voice rang in his ears, his voice was much lower than usual, but his tone was still familiar to him: “Don’t be nervous, once you get nervous, it makes me nervous too.”
Yu Zhaohan plucked up the courage to open his eyes, and raised his hand to grab the boy’s shoulder: “I’ll try my best, and you don’t need to be nervous.”
…
An hour later, Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du huddled side by side on the same bed, with their heads lowered, each swiping their phones. The air pressure in the room was extremely low, but no matter how low it was, it couldn’t lower the air pressure on Shi Du’s body.
Yu Zhaohan finished his research and said, “Shi Du, I asked anonymously on the Internet.”
Shi Du’s face was full of shame, “Oh, you really went to ask.”
“Don’t worry, many couples, like us, failed at the first attempt, and some of them succeeded after trying a dozen times.”
Shi Du raised his eyes: “It’s true.”
“Really.” Yu Zhaohan stroked his younger brother’s gray hair to show comfort, “Men and female couples will all face this problem, and they may not succeed overnight, let alone us. Don’t worry, this does not mean that we are a stupid couple.”
Shi Du scratched his hair irritably: “The main reason is that once you say it hurts, I dare not move. I’m afraid it will make you hurt even more.”
Yu Zhaohan thought in his heart that this could still be blamed on me, it was already painful, but if it was you, you would also cry pain, even if it was a macho macho.
But he was considerate of his younger brother who was young and ignorant, and only said: “You can leave me alone.”
“No,” Shi Du said without thinking, “There are still games to play, I can’t spoil you at this time.”
He also checked on the Internet. If this kind of thing is not done properly, it may cause people to have a fever, and if it is serious, they may have to go to the hospital.
Yu Zhaohan sighed: “At that time Du, what do you say?”
Shi Du was silent for a long time, and Yu Zhaohan was silent with him. Suddenly, Shi Du sat up straight.
“I’m so unwilling.” Shi Du took a deep breath and regrouped, “No, let’s try again.”
Yu Zhaohan agreed and suggested: “How about we change the formation and you try to play at the back? Maybe it will be easier.”
Yu Zhaohan soon discovered that it had nothing to do with the formation at all, the pain would still hurt.
He couldn’t help calling out softly: “Ah.”
Shi Du held Yu Zhaohan’s waist, inexplicably and innocently: “It didn’t even touch you, what are you ‘ah’?”
Yu Zhaohan turned his head and explained: “Because it will definitely hurt me when it comes later, so I’ll ‘ah’ in advance to brew up feelings.”
Shi Du looked at him for a while with a complicated expression, then suddenly laughed: “Pfft—”
Yu Zhaohan’s back fell heavily, and it was Shi Du who couldn’t take care of himself from laughing and fell on top of him.
“We really look like two idiots,” Shi Du said with a smile, “I’m so **** dead…”
Yu Zhaohan frowned: “Shi Du, can you be more serious? This is not funny at all.”
“Damn it, don’t try it. At worst, you will be in love for the rest of your life.” Shi Du changed into a sitting position, picked up Yu Zhaohan and hugged him into his arms, “Seeing Yuyu’s little face turning pale from pain makes me so heartbroken. Try a fart.” The boy lowered his head, and kissed Yu Zhaohan **** the lips, almost biting him: “Try something else today—you don’t need to give instructions for a few days, right?”
“Well, no need.”
After the two came out of the bathroom after brushing their teeth, Shi Du put Yu Zhaohan on the bed and said, “Wait, I’ll get you a pizza.”
After two hours of tossing, the pizza was already cold, and Shi Du even used a pan to heat it up first.
Although that was exciting just now, Yu Zhaohan still felt a little pity. Holding the pizza in his gloves, he took a bite himself, and then handed it to Shi Du’s mouth: “It doesn’t matter if you break me after the finals.”
“That’s right.” Shi Du swallowed the rest of the pizza in one gulp, “Maybe it’s like a first kiss, I’ll surprise you.”
Yu Zhaohan asked, “Why did it come by surprise?”
Shi Du half-truthfully said: “For example, if you give you medicine and attack while you are asleep, won’t you stop screaming for pain? What is this called? Oh, rape.”
Yu Zhaohan’s eyes lit up: “This is a good idea, you can **** me when the time comes.”
Shi Du: “…Just don’t call the police.”
On the rest day of the second day, everyone in R.H took a good rest. Except for Lu Youshan who was still insisting on resuming the game, even Yu Zhaohan didn’t have additional training.
Some time ago, he was preparing for the match against Lawman under the pressure of a possible long-distance relationship with his boyfriend, and he was really tired. Shine is also a human being, and as a human being, he needs rest.
Yu Zhaohan slept with Shi Du until noon before getting up. After a brief tidying up, they were going to take a stroll on the Champs-Elysees Avenue, and stop by to see how big the Louvre is, how big the Notre Dame is, and Shi Du will buy two for his mother, which cannot be bought in China. bags.
Shi Du knew that his mother loved her son and would not be **** him like his father, so it was easy to make his mother happy. Once his mother compromises, other things don’t matter. As for his father… who is his father.
The two played in Paris for half a day, and returned to the hotel with a full load. Yu Zhaohan suddenly asked: “Shi Du, are you still depressed? Depressed because of the failure in the first night.”
“I’m fine. After all, there are still games to play, and it’s not good to be distracted at this time. But…” Shi Du looked around to make sure that no one else could hear his conversation with Yu Zhaohan, “Don’t let others know about us You two are too stupid to go to bed, understand?”
“Understood, I won’t tell others.” Yu Zhaohan assured, “I just want to say, if you still feel depressed, we can find cheese to vent our hatred.”
Shi Du: “…Huh?”
There is no ready-made training room in the hotel, so Lao Tan rented out a small meeting room for their review and training.
Yu Zhaohan didn’t just say that he wanted to help Cheese with military training. Before playing in the Eastern Division, the two most powerful C positions were in his own team. Although Cheese would be targeted, the death rate could still be kept at a low level.
Now in the Western Division, there are snipers with a headshot rate similar to Shine, and assassins who can’t do triple kills at all times. Being targeted by them, if the nanny wants to survive, she can only rely on her teammates to forcibly protect her or practice a snakeskin move.
There are ten support heroes in the game for Cheese to choose from. His solo opponent is none other than his own double C who was selected as the mvp candidate of the regular season.
If he plays violent nanny like Jiang Di, it is not hopeless to single out a middle and lower C position, but that is Timeless and Shine.
It is impossible to win, and it is impossible to win in this life. Yu Zhaohan didn’t expect Cheese to win either. His requirement for Cheese was: “When Timeless comes to cut you, one extra second of life is one second. When it comes to the real arena, the extra one or two seconds may be able to win.” Wait for the support of your teammates.”
So, in this unremarkable lounge, Cheese experienced the darkest time in his life.
He was hacked to death by a ninja behind him, hammered to death by a gladiator who fell from the sky, and tortured to death by a virus invasion that suddenly appeared;
He was killed by a bomb, strangled by a hammer, trapped by a trap, shot by a laser…
He’s not playing a design game, he’s playing a horror game.
All ten heroes of Cheese are practicing, and each hero has ten lives—he was single-killed by Timeless a hundred times.
For the one hundred and first time, he deeply realized what despair is.
As a little nanny, he huddled weakly in the corner, thinking that he had avoided the assassin’s sight, but he didn’t expect the female assassin’s voice to ring next to his ears: “Meet you again, my dear.”
Cheese felt a chill down his spine, jumped into the river without thinking, and drowned himself.
Shi Du said, “What are you doing? Hand slipping?”
Cheese’s face was numb: “I would rather die with the fragrance on the branch, than blown into the north wind*.”
Shi Du understood, turned his head to Yu Zhaohan and said, “Report to the captain, someone here is messing around.”
Yu Zhaohan walked over and cast a sidelong glance at Cheese. Cheese shrank his shoulders, lowered his head and admitted his mistake: “Captain, I was wrong.”
Yu Zhaohan said: “Timeless go to rest for a while, I will take it instead.”
If fighting Timeless is a horror game, it should be a zombie game like Resident Evil, at least the monsters can still be seen; but fighting Shine is that kind of indescribable fear.
You don’t know who he is, where he is, and you can’t see him, you just see the red dot that lands on your head, and—BOOM!
【R.H.Shine killed R.H.Cheese】
Killed by one shot, he didn’t even have time to jump into the river.
Yu Zhaohan said coldly: “Do you think you hide well? In my sniper scope, you have a big head, so it’s useful to shake it?”
After Cheese found the red dot, he moved frantically and tried to hide his head. An unsteady sniper might not be able to get a headshot.
Cheese said weakly, “I’m sorry…”
“But your reaction time is much faster,” Yu Zhaohan should scold and boast, “Yes, you have made progress.”
Cheese couldn’t count how many times he was headshot. He was almost in a trance, but after being praised by the captain, he was instantly revived with full blood: “Continue, captain, I think I can…”
His words were interrupted by Lao Tan who opened the door and came in.
“Everyone,” Old Tan said with a smile on his face, “Look who is here.”
A long-haired man walked into the meeting room behind Old Tan. He was slender, with a wine-red ponytail, and smiled with crooked eyes.
“Xianxian?!” Cheese stood up abruptly, rushed over and hugged Qi Xian, “Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Xianxian, you’re finally here! You don’t even know what my day is like!”
“I know, I heard from Lao Tan that you have died more than two hundred times, and your head is about to be blown off by the captain.” Qi Xian simply comforted Cheese, pushed him away, and greeted Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du walked away.
“When did brother Xian come?” Shi Du and Qi Xian bumped their fists, “and didn’t tell us in advance.”
Qi Xian smiled and said, “I wanted to surprise you guys.” He looked at Yu Zhaohan, “Captain.”
Yu Zhaohan smiled slightly: “Welcome back to the team, Clown.”