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Vol 2 Chapter 1590 223. What to laugh at, it will be your turn next
Chapter 1590 223. What to laugh at, it’s your turn next
“Speaking of which, why did you happen to pass by the evil ritual of the Balrog Lord?”
In the air from Ulduar to the mountains of the Storm Peaks, Black sat in the cab of the Shadowsong, and asked the little star who was swaying from side to side and curious about everything in the back row:
“Shouldn’t you be taking care of the Spellweavers in Coldarra? Why did you come here?”
“Collection of the wind! Fengfeng, do you understand?”
Little Xingxing consciously stopped an evil conspiracy from the Fire Demon King to invade the material world, so this will be very excited and proud, she shook her head and said:
“I’m preparing to write an adventure story that truly belongs to me, the grudge between me and the fallen Alygos, didn’t that happen in the Storm Peaks?
I will come here to take a look around and see the strange scenery here, and then add it to my autobiography as a description of the environment.
As I turned around, I felt the abnormal gathering of the fire element. ”
Little Xingxing snorted proudly, folded his arms and said:
“It is not easy for such a huge gathering of fire elements to appear in a place full of cold winter atmosphere, I heard that the civilization of the flame giants who once lived here has long since died, so the scorching atmosphere must not be born naturally.
So I ran over to have a look.
As a result, at a glance, I found that the Dark Iron Emperor was walking with a group of shamans to worship the flames, and also threw the sacred objects that the dwarves had just made into the flames.
I felt something was wrong at the time.
So my magic weapon appeared, and with flying thunder and the power of a powerful and righteous dragon, the power of Ragnaros was driven back to the dangerous realm of fire.
And that coward Thaurissan escaped while I was fighting Ragnaros’ evil minions, their dwarven rigs, and I wasn’t very familiar with those mechanical things, so I didn’t catch them.
Oops, what a pity. ”
“Look at you, the little tail is about to go to the sky.”
Blake with a pipe in his mouth shook his head and whispered:
”This story has also been ‘slightly processed’ by your excellent grammar, right?
I mean, if the Balrog King really projects his own vision into the material world, then Ulduar’s defenses will be activated immediately without you.
This is essentially a ‘steal’ operation.
If the Balrog wasn’t stupid, he wouldn’t have made a big fight to reveal his whereabouts. I guess, you killed at most a few lava dogs or fire demons who came to meet them.”
“What happened to the Lava Dog? The Lava Dog is also very dangerous, okay?”
Little Xingxing complained unconvinced:
“You know how terrible it can be to let a dangerous lava dog run around the material world? The poor farmer can’t take out that dangerous thing with a pitchfork.
The flames it releases can burn down a village and kill many, many people. ”
“Uh, let me remind you, little star.”
Black sighed and said:
“This is Storm Cliffs. In terms of the ecological environment here, even if a lava dog runs over, it will be treated as a delicious picnic by the dangerous creatures here.
They can’t even beat the mammoths at the bottom of the food chain here. ”
“Hmph, no matter! Anyway, I saved the world from Ragnaros’ evil conspiracy!”
Xiaoxing folded his arms, closed his eyes, twisted his neck to the right, pouted and shook his hair and said:
“I’m going to write that in my book.”
“Alright, alright, whatever you want, that’s your story, write whatever you want.”
Blake helplessly soothed Little Xingxing like a child, and whispered to Maiev who was sitting in the driver’s seat searching for the ground:
“If our child becomes like this in the future, I will definitely beat her.”
“What nonsense, I’m a clergyman! Still a divine choice.”
Maiev blushed suddenly, and scolded with round eyes:
“You are blasphemy!”
“What happened to the clergy?”
Black rolled his eyes and said:
“You’ve kissed the pirates and held them high. I don’t think this is allowed in the teachings of the Moon God, right? You see, if you do one wrong thing and many wrong things, you will go to hell.
It’s better to do 10,000 wrong things according to your mood, and go straight to become a legend in hell.
Moreover. ”
The pirate lowered his voice, pointed to the sky and said:
“We are in a special situation. We are covered by someone. What are we afraid of?”
“You shut up, you devil.”
Maiev clenched her fists.
She wanted to refute but couldn’t think of a reason, because it seemed that everything seemed logical to follow Black’s evil train of thought.
The overly blatant conversation between the adults also made the innocent little star in the back seat widen her eyes. She pretended not to care, while whistling at the scenery, she pricked up her ears to eavesdrop on the whispers of Black and Maiev. .
Then he exclaimed in his heart.
Wow, talking is the topic of having a baby!
So nasty and exciting, so is this the dirty world of adults?
“Hey, can you hear me? This is the Ulduar Wisdom Spark Laboratory, I’m Mechanic Mimiron, I called the tattered spaceship on the front line and heard the answer!”
Just as Maiev and Black were about to go deep into the verbal exchange of opinions on matters of faith and blasphemy, a loud voice rang out on Shadowsong’s communicator, and Mimirrona’s strange voice that always felt like a comedian. .
“Hey, you bastard, I was discussing the education of my children with my wife, and you interrupted this important matter! Would you like to pick a good time next time?”
Black grabbed the communicator and cursed, then there was silence for a few seconds, and then came Mimiron’s nervous question in a low voice:
“Huh? Making babies in a spaceship? Is it so hot and exciting? Ah, I’ve long heard that you flesh-and-blood beings are so dissolute in this regard, ruining the good traditions left by the Guardians of the Titans.
Now it seems so. ”
“You lunatic! You didn’t say that, you’re sexual harassment! Hurry up and register with the Holy Virgin, and see your brain.”
Blake cursed and asked in a vicious voice:
“What’s the matter, say.”
“Oh, I’m too engrossed in this dirty talk to get down to business.”
Mimirron apologized, and it said:
“That. The monitor of the Forge of Will near an exhaust vent in the mountains has just been destroyed. It should have been caused by the dark iron dwarves’ inferior drilling rig passing through the ground.
Thaurissan is in that direction, hurry up and bring him back.
I would like to take this to evaluate the mental and physical effects of the Balrog’s elemental curse on earth spirit creatures.
Oh yes, I just had a discussion with Ignis about the physical properties of the Archer’s Hammer and Varanaar King’s Scepter.
We are pessimistic that if Ragnaros destroys them with the precious fire of Sulfuras, the two artifacts of civilization belonging to earthlings and dwarves are likely to be completely destroyed in a few days.
After all, it is the elemental fire that was born in the world, and its pure destructive power is no less than the flame of the creation furnace, so after you catch Thaurissan, you must immediately prepare to enter the realm of fire.
Those dwarves are now clamoring to launch a retribution expedition, and the warlike Odin is also so angry that he even decides to lead the dwarves into the realm of fire to punish Ragnaros for his desecration of the land of creation.
Ryden was placating them. ”
“Okay, I see, let them wait.”
Black hung up the communication, he let out a long sigh of relief, stood up in the passenger seat, changed into the Moonlight War God armor in a second, turned his head and said to Maiev:
“You take the Shadowsong back to Ulduar and hand it over to Mimiron, the lunatic said to make some modifications to the ship to fit the parameters of star travel.
Then wait for me there. ”
The smelly pirate stretched out his hand, pinched Maiev’s delicate chin domineeringly, and said in her ear:
“Tonight we will seriously discuss the child’s future education.”
After , Black disappeared into the cockpit with a whistle.
He stood in the air in the cold wind of the north, and the wind rider heart on his boots gave him the ability to ride the wind, which made the already exaggerated speed continue to increase in the air, and disappeared in the wind and rain of the storm cliffs in the blink of an eye. In the coming snow.
Maiev sighed helplessly, swinging the joystick to prepare to return, and then she noticed the little star in the back seat with her head bowed and her face flushed.
At this moment, Miss Priest was startled.
Damn Black!
There is a child next to him, and he actually said those **** dirty things
“That, little Xingxing, ahem, we don’t usually get along like this, don’t think about it.”
Maiev was embarrassed to try to appease Little Xingxing, but Princess Blue Dragon raised her hand to stop Maiev’s pale explanation. She lowered her head and covered her eyes and said:
“Is this the dirty world of adults? Woohoo, you and I are really not the same kind of people, sorry, I’m still trying to fit into your crazy and dirty daily life.
No wonder the captain always avoids me and Sefir alone.
I thought he was ostracizing me. Now it seems that he is protecting me. No wonder readers are saying that my autobiography should not be written about love stories.
Ah, so that’s what they meant, I’m too good at it.
Sorry, I apologize. ”
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“Whoosh”
Blake’s figure emerged from the wind of shadows. He moved his neck and buckled the helmet full of dark punishment on his head. This time, he brought up the blade of bullying and fearing the hard, which was very suitable for cruelty. In the BGM singing obscene and vulgar pirate songs, he walked into the hiding place of the Thaurissan gang at this time.
It could be seen that they didn’t seem to want to hide.
It was also an instinct of shame to escape after being destroyed by a small star. Now, after calming down, these self-defeating black iron dwarves just threw their crashed drilling rigs into the snow in the valley and plain.
I hid in the cave next to me and shivered.
They were terrified.
More than a dozen black iron barbarians, including Thaurisson, gathered around the bonfire in silence and threw a lot of wine bottles on the ground beside them. Watching Blake come over, no one stood up to explain or explain. resist.
They did terrible things.
When the Three Hammers were just preparing to celebrate their nominal unification, they stabbed the hearts of their compatriots who had already trusted them as a vicious backstab.
is still the worst kind of behavior, even if it wasn’t their intention.
“I said, this is actually not a bad thing, you understand?”
Blake walked into the cave with a knife in hand, but did not immediately hack to death a few dark iron dwarves who no longer resisted. He sat on the stone next to him and watched the royal griffin approaching here in the snowstorm in the distance, and the back of the griffin. The angry dwarf king with the hammer.
He turned his head to Thaurisson, who was lost and lost in his eyes and said:
“Actually, in my opinion, the expeditions between you dwarves, the forging, etc. will not change the fact that you are currently hostile.
What you’re going to do is something deeper to reverse the stubborn and awkward resentment of your race once and for all.
I mean, the things that can be called ‘great’ are at best passed on by word of mouth, but to reverse the old hatred, you need to pay something more tragic.
sacrifice”
As he spoke, the pirate bent down and looked at Thaurisson whose eyes were out of focus. He frowned, and then slapped the Dark Iron Emperor in the face.
This note with the impact of the void made Thaurissen wake up from despair in an instant, but the next moment, flames burned in the dark red eyes of the Dark Iron Emperor.
Thaurisson covered his head and cried a few times, and then let out a low and weird laugh.
he.
No, it stared at Black, and the evil spirit that dominated Thaurissan’s body shouted defiantly to Black:
“I should thank you for killing that coward of Al’Akir! I should thank you for uniting the other elements, sending them to me, and being mercilessly defeated by me!
Blake Shaw!
It took you so much effort and time to show the dwarves hope of unity, but it only took me a few minutes to destroy everything you’ve done!
You, who are widely rumored in the material world, are nothing but the same.”
“Hey, I really don’t know what N’Zoth promised you to make you dare to speak so arrogantly in front of the Demon of Thousand Tongues. You must know that the Demon of Thousand Bears can’t protect himself.
You still believe its promise. ”
Black was not provoked.
He stared at Thaurissan’s eyes, and through the eyes of these eyes, he seemed to be able to see a burning world and the flame giant laughing wildly in the flames of the burning sky and earth.
The pirate’s expression under the battle helmet became cold, and then he waved his hand again, this time wearing the power belonging to the ancient gods, and slapped Thaurissen on the other cheek.
Emperor Black Iron didn’t feel any pain.
But the impact of the void followed the connection of the will, and slapped Ragnaros’ scorching will like an invisible slap. This behavior obviously provoked the Balrog King.
It is roaring.
“What are you laughing at, you, for a **** with half a foot in a coffin, your mentality is really good.”
Black said with a sneer:
“I’ll be with you soon, Ragnaros, and I’ll let you see for yourself how the mighty empire you’ve built over millions of years has been razed by me in a matter of hours.
I hope you can still laugh at that time.
get out.
Let’s chat next time! ”
As he spoke, the pirate’s hand slammed on Thaurissan’s forehead, and the void impact of the Thousand Tongue Demon continued to erupt, forcibly dispelling the power that Ragnaros had left in Thaurissan’s will.
But this is just a power dispersal, the curse inscribed on the soul and blood is still there.
Without killing the Balrog, the source of the curse, the Dark Iron dwarves will never be free.
“I”
Thorisson, who was completely sober, stood there blankly, he wanted to say something. But Black pointed to the short, angry man who had jumped from the griffin outside the cave.
He says:
“You should tell him.
Go, have a conversation with your majesty Magni, and correct your attitude. If you really want to marry someone else’s daughter, be presentable.
I don’t want my good drinking friend to be a widow at such a young age.
I know that you still have a stubbornness that belongs to the black iron in your heart, but my dear friend”
Black patted Thaurissan on the shoulder, and said softly:
“As a father, think more about your children.”
(end of this chapter)