Vol 2 Chapter 1598 231. Dog Red! You are getting too much!

   Chapter 1598 231. Dog Red! You are getting too much!

   “Stop fighting, stop fighting, people are going to be stupid!”

The sound of Reid’s ghost crying and wolf howling came from the hall of the chiefs, like the screams when killing pigs, with a different kind of misery, coupled with the broken gongs and voices caused by excessive drinking, this mourning almost turned into A brutal sonic attack.

   The orc guards of the Black Rock Legion of the orthodox tribe who were guarding outside the chief hall looked at each other, and everyone saw the helplessness and envy in each other’s eyes.

   This must be the Warchief playing some exciting games with his “handmaids” again.

In other words, since returning from the Draenor expedition, the warchief has become more and more spent. He dares to try anything and is willing to try everything. According to the grapevine, this may be because the warchief died once when he fought bravely against the devil. , which led him to realize the value of life and the value of time.

   Therefore, the degree of government affairs has become more lax than before. The current life creed of the Great Chief is “to have enough fun and then die”, or a little literary, called “Chao Wen Taoist”.

   Now, apart from the food and funds of the orthodox tribes, which are still firmly in their hands, the warchief has delegated almost all of his powers to a few warlords.

   But the strange thing is that the more the chiefs delegate power, the better the overall situation of the orthodox tribes.

   This seems to prove that Reid is not an excellent chieftain. He is mediocre in all aspects, but the orcs of the orthodox tribe recognize him very much, and even worship him.

For the orcs who have just survived after several years of war, it is already an excellent life to be able to eat enough without fighting. What’s more, during the previous Gilneas Werewolf Revolt, Warchief Red tried to find a way to All the orc captives held in Gilneas were brought back, which made his prestige even more soaring.

Because Reid continued to support the reconstruction of the orc clan in the world of Draenor, he asked for money and people, and he also broke up the orc captives he took and sent them back to Draenor as the basis for the reconstruction of each clan. , which made Draenor’s clan even more support and worship for Warchief Red.

Grandmother Gaia, who was the most prestigious in Draenor and sheltered countless homeless orc exiles during the Orc Rage Age, even supported Reid several times at clan conventions and continued to serve as Warchief until he was willing to step down. .

   With the endorsement of this gold-filled “Grandma Draenor”, Red’s rule is more stable.

   This is probably the reason why the Warchief is addicted to all kinds of luxuries but no one has much complaints against him.

   Of course, for Chief Red’s guards, they know the “true face” of the warchief very well, this guy goes against all the traditional virtues of the orcs.

   From the point of view of an orc, Red Blackhand is simply “complete with five poisons”.

   But the Great Chief is also a little tricky, at least he knows how to win over his cronies.

  Good wine and meat, the best weapons and armor, double the monthly allowance and a few days of vacation, all these are enough to make the chieftain forget all the shortcomings of the warchief and only remember his advantages.

   Of course, Reid’s increasingly indulgent lifestyle still caused a lot of “trouble” to the guards. For example, every time when Reid was indulging in joy, the guards had a headache.

   They reluctantly took out earplugs made of wood cores, put them in their ears, and put on helmets to continue on duty.

  This is the heart of the Blackrock Spire. Under the totem defenses of the Blackrock shamans, absolutely no assassins can sneak in here.

   Not even the uncrowned!

   The orcs are obviously very confident in their defenses, but there are indeed many **** in this wizarding world who cannot view them by normal standards.

   For example, the guy who is now hammering Red.

   “Hey, you’re too unqualified to be a chief, right?”

In the hall of the chiefs, Blake soaked the **** pirate nine-tailed whip in Red’s wine with a gloomy face, and then flicked his wrist lightly, and the wicked whip hit the beam hanging on the ceiling. On Red’s fat belly, Red’s whole body twitched and screamed for mercy.

   But the stinky pirate is holding fire, how could he spare him like this?

“It’s so painful that your guards haven’t come in to take a look. It seems that you really have a good time. When everyone is working hard for the future, how many are there in my fleet? Such a reckless bastard.

  You damned **** has pulled down the whole undead pirate style by yourself, I really should find a chance to create an ‘accident’ for you.

  Speaking of which, when you are in a bad mood, would you like to go out for a drive in a cool and cool open carriage? I can choose a neurotic gunner with the best marksmanship for you in the black iron sniper.

   I’d even lend him Titan Strike just to see your fat, green-skinned head bursting open. ”

   Black asked in a gloomy tone.

With his hands hanging from the beams of the house, Reid, who hung in the air like a lump of fat, obviously knew why the captain was so angry. The sly guy didn’t refute it, but just kept flattering and begging for mercy, hoping that the captain would get rid of it. fire.

   he cried:

   “My esteemed captain, there is a batch of treasures specially prepared for you stored in the secret compartment of my room, all of which I extorted from the black dragon.

   I always said that I was looking for an opportunity to send it to you, but you have been busy during this time and have not found an opportunity.

   It’s just that you are here, why don’t you put me down so that I can offer the gift with both hands and make you happy, you look like you are in a bad mood. ”

   “No, no need.”

  Blake swung the nine-tailed whip with his pipe in his mouth, and slapped Reid frantically with all his strength.

   But in fact, it was clear to both Red and Black that the punishment was more ritual than practical.

Red is a rough-skinned orc, no matter how he pulls his hips, he is a high-level warrior who has experienced brutal wars, and this guy doesn’t know if he is wearing the heart of the rock in the world ring of Draenor, so he is here. Under the devastation of the luxurious life of planting flowers and wine, its strength has actually grown.

   has now reached the critical point of legendary warriors.

   But with his rotten attitude to life, if he doesn’t need snacks, he probably won’t even think about breaking through to the realm of legendary warriors in his life.

   To put it simply, the whip hurts a lot.

   But that’s it.

  Black didn’t use any hurtful force, and this whiplash would at most leave some man’s scars on Red’s big, shameless beer belly, but it wouldn’t really hurt him.

  According to what Blake saw with his own eyes along the way in the Blackrock Spire, no matter how much he pulled his hips, this guy Red was qualified to complete the task that Blake instructed him to give him.

   The entire Blackrock Legion is dead set on Reid, which is actually enough.

And if you look at the standard of a puppet, Red is almost the most qualified puppet among all the “Albatross” that Black has released. He belongs to the kind of **** who kicks and moves, and Black does not need to worry about Red’s whims at all. What kind of **** is going on.

Bastards like    are qualified pawns that all conspirators love.

After being beaten continuously for more than ten minutes, Blake moved his wrist and threw the blood-stained nine-tailed whip aside. Flattering Red Blackhand.

   Unless he is killed here, or given a lobotomy with Void magic, Black really can’t find any way to discipline this determined hobhead.

   And in case

  If Reid suddenly becomes a great chieftain after being “healed by the void”, let’s not say what Black feels like, Shaw and Stormwind Kingdom will definitely blow up the pot first.

   A large part of the preconditions for maintaining the fragile peace in Stormwind Kingdom and Blackrock Mountain are based on the fact that Warchief Reid is known as a “trash” warchief who is not sufficiently enterprising.

   “Whoosh”

The pirate threw out a shadow knife, cut off the chain on Reid’s head, and let the fat guy smashed into the pool of blood on the ground. It proves that this guy’s poor acting skills are getting better and better.

   He ran into his chief’s room in a flash, and a few minutes later, wearing a luxurious silk pajamas, he didn’t even bother to wipe the blood, he walked out happily holding a magic treasure chest, and respectfully placed it at Black’s feet.

   As the box was opened, the dazzling jewels jumped open, making the anger in the pirate’s heart dissipate quickly.

   He took out a peculiarly shaped dragon fire orb from the box and played it in his hand. The magic power entangled in the thing jumped and cheered on the pirate’s fingertips, causing a layer of shadow flames to ignite on the surface of the peculiar magical item made by the black dragon.

   “Tell me, why did the news about the black dragon lag for so long?”

  Black stared at Red who nodded and bowed, and he said in a dissatisfied tone:

   “Did I tell you to keep an eye on those black dragons and report any situation immediately? You are really tired, I have to know the news about black dragons from my drinking buddies!

  What do I want you for? ”

“what?”

  The pirate’s question made the Great Chief look dazed. He hesitated for a few seconds and said with a guilty conscience:

   “What happened to the Black Dragons? They are safe in the Blackwing Lair in the upper Blackrock Spire, and the drudgery I sent there didn’t return any important information.

  Captain, don’t be angry, just listen to me.

  I actually know that the black dragons have bad intentions. When I returned from Draenor, I specifically asked their messengers in Blackrock Spire, but I quickly discovered a problem. ”

  Red blinked and whispered to Black:

   “I found that as long as I asked about the black dragon’s situation and made the move to send someone into the Blackwing’s Nest to check, those black dragons would immediately send a batch of treasures to appease me.

   With this method, I have extorted a lot of good goods from Heilong, exchanged money at Madam Guo Ya’s black market, and obtained a lot of food from Pandaria through the channels of the Yulian Gang.

   In addition to supporting the compatriots in Draenor, Blackrock Spire still has a lot of material surplus.

   It’s not that I didn’t know they had a change.

   But I don’t think it’s bad for your interests to maintain such a ‘virtuous circle’. ”

  The Great Chief pointed to the magic treasure chest with extremely high gold content under his feet. He rubbed his hands and said to Black:

   “Look, Captain, these good things used to be hard to find, but now I just need to make a gesture, and the black dragons will obediently send them, so that I can turn a blind eye to their business.

  I did such a humiliating blind act for the development of the undead fleet. In terms of the wealth I have created for the fleet recently, I think I am an underground worker who has penetrated into the interior of the black dragon. ”

   “You’re right, don’t you?”

  Black gave Red a stern look, but “dereliction of duty” really made him understand.

   No wonder Mrs. Guo Ya sent a messenger to Tol Barad to express her gratitude to Black for his full support for the newly opened black market of pirates in the South China Sea.

   At that time, Blake didn’t know what he did to make Mrs. Guo Ya so happy, but now the truth is revealed, it was the dog Reid who was secretly doing the trick.

   This is also considered a crooked hit.

The stinky pirate was sitting on the chair in front of the treasure chest. He looked at the various high-level dragon magic items piled up in the chest in front of him, as well as the works of art that were priceless at first sight. idea.

   He coughed twice and said to Red:

“In this way, when you go to Blackwing Nest this afternoon, you will say that the Tol Barad headquarters has noticed the secret peace between you and the Black Dragon, and you make a rudeness to take back the Blackwing Nest so as not to cause trouble. look.

   Find a way to hit the black dragon again. This time, the lion may open his mouth and ask for as much as he can. ”

   “Ah, are you going to attack the black dragon?”

  Reid deserves to be an orc who has been a warchief for a few years. His brain is easy to use, and he immediately realized that a storm is about to blow in Blackrock Mountain.

   Of course he didn’t dare to question Black’s decision, but he felt regretful that an excellent “long-term meal ticket” just flew away.

  According to Reid’s idea, it is really hard to find such a high-quality “take advantage” of Heilong in the world. It should be squeezed out bit by bit, just like oil extraction from a stone mill.

   “Don’t be so frowning. For the sake of your fellow’s benefit to the fleet, let me tell you some good news.”

  Black threw the Dragon Fire Orb in his hand into the treasure chest, and then threw the treasure chest into his luggage. He hooked his fingers and said to Red:

   “MI7 may send someone to chat with you in a few days, about the shelter of Stormwind Kingdom in Redridge Mountain, and the ambitious Varian Wrynn plans to get rid of the burden of orc captives.

  You know what to do, and you have to be prepared to bleed your wallet, they will definitely ask for a lot. ”

   “It’s okay, I can afford it!”

  Reid’s eyes lit up when he heard the news.

   He was so excited that even the welts on his body didn’t hurt anymore. He walked around in the chief’s hall and said excitedly:

   “I have earned enough reputation in Draenor by taking the orc prisoners of war back from Gilneas. If this time the issue of the prisoners of Stormwind Kingdom can be resolved peacefully, then I will become a hero and a great man in the entire history of orc rejuvenation.

  If I could bring back all my fellow citizens trapped in the human kingdom, I would undoubtedly surpass Orgrim Doomhammer.

   He is a destroyer of war and I am a deliverer of peace.

  Tsk tsk, maybe my compatriots will place my statue under the sacred mountain of Oshugu, alongside those legendary great chiefs. In the future history, I will occupy a large space of praise.

   This is awesome.

  Compared with this good news, the group of black dragons will lose their money. Anyway, there are too many **** in this world with insufficient brains. Sooner or later, I will find the next one.

correct! captain. ”

  The Great Chief turned his head and said with joy:

   “I heard that you have become the son-in-law of the Terenas royal family in the Kingdom of Lordaeron? Can you walk away from your personal relationship and have someone from the Kingdom of Lordaeron come and talk to me?

  The price is all right. Even if I spend all my resources on Draenor, I can lick the old coffin board of Terenas comfortably and let him release my compatriots back. ”

   “Why do you think I can help you make this happen?”

   Black squinted his face and hooked his fingers again. The blood-stained nine-tailed whip on the ground was pulled back into his hands by the void. He stared at Red with a dangerous look and said:

   “Are you **** trying to prostitute my dark wisdom again? Did you get paid just now?”

   “No no no, it’s not your wisdom that I covet this time.”

  Reid showed a smile that men can understand. He glanced at Blake’s crotch, rubbed his hands together and said:

   “I believe that your supreme masculinity can easily conquer the ‘dragon slut’ without your terrible and evil wisdom.

   I mean. ah, why did you lift the whip?

   Is this a fight and a talk?

It’s ok.

   If this pleases you, please lash me out. ”

   (end of this chapter)