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Vol 2 Chapter 1610 243. You don’t even want to call me “a thousand tongues”
Chapter 1610 243. You don’t even want to call me “the devil of a thousand tongues” — Jiagen [825]
On the shore of the Suramar Sea, Black was in his captain’s cabin, looking at the crooked Sefir in front of him.
Now I don’t know at what point in time the troublemaker Chromie, who has been chased by Chromatus, obviously lied about the military situation, and the first vice dragon did not modify his appearance.
After she got a body that was more in line with the power attribute, she still maintained Onyxia’s face, but she made her already broad mind a little bigger, and the shape was changed to look better.
This little change is nothing to worry about.
Probably because she and Blake were used to this face, and the sudden change made both of them uncomfortable.
But compared to the status quo of the twisted First Officer Dragon, Black is now thinking about another problem.
A very important question.
He stared at the two broken skulls placed on the desk in front of him. Judging from the ornamentation of the skulls and their once-perfect but now broken configuration, they should all be “collectibles” that Blake kept in his exhibition cabinet.
But they are broken now. Judging from the finger marks left on the skull, they should have been crushed violently.
This makes the pirates very distressed and very uncomfortable.
Each of his collections is personally found and made by himself. Although it looks very scary and perverted to outsiders, the stinky pirate is undoubtedly very emotional about his collection.
According to normal circumstances, the destruction of one’s beloved will definitely trigger Black’s rage, and by the way, there will be a wave of bounties throughout the endless sea.
But the pirates are now looking at their destroyed collections, but they can’t get angry except for being melancholy.
In front of the melancholy pirate, he has always been reliable, but this embarrassed Seifer lowered his head like a child who has done bad things, playing with his fingers and said:
“That. The power of the Eternal Dragon is so uncomfortable to use, perhaps because Dark Chromie’s body is too powerful, I don’t dare to walk around now.
I wanted to help you clean up those collections and wipe them, but I accidentally pinched two of them. ”
“But you are a time dragon.”
Blake was holding a pipe and looking at Sefir, he pointed to the shattered skull in front of him, and said helplessly:
“It can be restored even if it is broken, why did they become like this?”
“Uh, I’m trying to recover.”
Sefir’s expression became even more embarrassing. She blushed and whispered:
“But the power of the Eternal Dragon is too wild, and it overturned accidentally, almost ‘resurrecting’ them on the spot. I wanted to restore it to the exact state before I entered the captain’s room, so I pushed it forward. a handful of time, and then push too hard again
Anyway, after going back and forth like this four or five times, they became like this.
I really didn’t mean to, Captain. ”
“It’s really not intentional. If it was intentional, it’s impossible to completely destroy the internal magic points. I thought it was some enemy who came to the door and specially picked my collection to start to intimidate me.”
Black sighed, he tried hard not to look at the miserable skull, shook his head and said:
“This can’t be restored at all, it can only be thrown into old Garni as a tattered piece. But fortunately, at least it has promoted the friendship between me and old Garni again, which can be considered a bit of credit.
You should stay in the cabin alone for a few days to rest. After you get used to the power of the eternal tyrant, you can come out to work. I will transfer the little star to the top for a few days. ”
He glanced at the uneasy Sefir, grinned, and beckoned to the first mate Long.
The latter moved to the pirate’s side with a cautious expression of “I can’t control my power and will hurt others”, but Black took her waist indifferently, and suddenly hugged Sefir in his arms.
He put his head on the big round dumpling, closed his eyes and whispered:
“How could I be mad at you? Did you know that Chromie came to me specifically this morning to talk to me as a friend and future mother-in-law.
It seems that you have a real good friend who dares to support you at the risk of angering me. What an enviable friendship. ”
“You don’t need to pay attention to her.”
Sefir blushed and whispered:
“Chromie has always had such a crazy temperament, a troublemaker similar to Torch, and these bronze dragons who have transformed themselves into dwarfs have the same crazy temperament as dwarfs.
A lot of people hate Chromie, I heard that some people call her “Human Hate Dragon Hate”, but she is really kind to me. ”
“I’m just talking about things and I’m not angry.”
The pirate “kindly” concealed the fact that he asked Drake to teach Chromie a good lesson, he just didn’t want to worry Sefir.
After the two of them had been so tender for a few minutes, Blake glanced at the chart hanging on the wall, stretched his body and said:
“The matter of the black dragon has been resolved, there should also be warriors on the guardian side, as well as the gathering of dwarves in the Molten Core, it is time to go to the land of fire and deal with Ragnaros.
I will be busy next time.
But before that, we have to go to Booty Bay.
I heard Mrs. Guo Ya say that the Dark Gold Sect has set up its headquarters there, and our old Ansu has been very close to them recently. I don’t know if he still remembers the promise to take the initiative to be cannon fodder for us? ”
“It will!”
Seifer took Black’s neck, pecked the pirate’s cheek, and said seriously:
“I’ve seen old Ansu talking about his beloved Rukhma, the look in his eyes that loves someone deeply and is willing to give everything for them can’t be deceived.
Although you always laugh at old Ansu as a licking dog, for women like us, it is really safe to have a man like Ansu by your side.
From this point of view, Rukma is also a very lucky lady. ”
“Uh, Rukhma died weakly, and spent the second half of her life in loneliness. She called out her lover’s name when she died. After death, she couldn’t rest in peace and was mistakenly resurrected by unfilial descendants. for so long.”
Black whispered:
“Is this also considered ‘lucky’ in the eyes of your women?
Well, the way men and women look at love is really different. When my dear first officer talks about this at this time, do you want me to be able to watch over you like old Ansu for the rest of my life?
If I said I would, would you give me a kiss? ”
“If you want a kiss, just say it.”
Sefir laughed and offered a sweet kiss, the dog and the man hugged each other like this, Black’s hand began to go down Sefir’s waist, and the first mate dragon also gave a generous and enthusiastic response.
The only problem was that it was a bit “overzealous”.
“click”
When Sefir untied his clothes, tightened his arms and tried to bury the pirate’s head in his high chest, a crisp sound came from Blake’s neck and spine.
Then there were the screams of the smelly pirates and the screams of Sefir in the captain’s room.
“Don’t move! Don’t touch the spine, it’s broken. Hurry up! Call Natalie over, hurry up, or it will heal into a dislocation soon, and I’ll have to break my spine again.
Ah, it hurts too much.
Do not!
Don’t use time magic, you can’t control it now
Ah, uncontrolled power can really hurt your dearest, right? Also, when you remodeled your body, did you change your body shape?
I remember it wasn’t this big before”
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In the early morning of the next day, the Nagfar quietly floated up on the pier of the Booty Coast under the darkness of the night. In theory, this action should alarm the lighthouse that the goblins erected on the pier.
However, since the pirate ship floated on the private pier of the Wharton Trading Company, it did not attract the inspection of the annoying goblins.
This means that pirates do not need to pay a port entry fee for their ghost ships, it also means that the greedy goblins will die a few fewer people today, and it also means that the owner of the place, the rich man Rivigaz, can pay a few less. to almost no pensions.
So in general, it’s good for everyone that Blake keeps things low-key.
As the ghost ship docked in the dark, the ghost pirates quickly placed the board on the trestle in front of them, and Blake got off the ship with brisk steps, rubbing his neck and spine.
Although the black-robed ship doctor repeatedly confirmed that he had returned to normal, he always felt that there was something wrong with the bones over there.
But it’s not a big deal either.
After all, as a genuine ancient god, Blake actually has his own “ancient god’s face”.
Of course, this thing is still in the “gestation”, and a guy with such a style as a pirate will definitely not allow his other side to grow carelessly.
His face of the ancient **** must be as attractive as his human form, handsome and powerful.
As for how to do this, Black doesn’t have a firm idea yet, but he thinks he can get inspiration from the things he likes in the past.
If a black symbiote monster would be suitable, right?
Thinking like this, Blake saw the black evil alpaca caravan that the fox people had ordered for him, and Eudora, the “Trade Prince” who had been waiting for a long time with a jack-o-lantern by the side of the car. A smile appeared again.
“Hi, my rich man.”
Black waved to Eudora and said:
“It is said that the net income of the Wharton Trading Company increased by thirty points last week? How did you do it? Give me your recipe for getting rich, this poor pirate, and I will pay, I promise.”
“Thanks to you anyway.”
Eudora fluttered her big furry tail and pushed her pirate captain’s hat. She proudly turned on the jack-o-lantern to illuminate Blake, and opened the car door for the pirates, saying:
“Since the Battle of Quel’Thalas, our trade routes have been unexpectedly smooth. Those goblins took the initiative to increase the purchase price by 20% to convey their goodwill to us.
So instead of me earning the money, it is your victory and majesty that has brought us wealth. ”
“Ha, you can still talk.”
Black exclaimed:
“It’s tiresome to listen to those **** touting clichés every day on the boat, what power, what power, I don’t care about those things, golden gadgets are my favorite.
People, always have a bit of pure low taste.
Speaking of which, the troll assassin hiding in the lighthouse is aiming at you and me with a sniper rifle, is that your specially hired bodyguard? ”
“Well, it should be the assassin of the venture capital company.”
Eudora reluctantly grabbed her tail and showed Blake the wound on her tail. She said:
“I was bombed three days ago, and my office was blown up. It’s just the explosion art of the goblins, and the guys who are jealous of our big money are crazy.
Don’t talk about these boring things, I have already arranged the route for you to the base camp of the Dark Gold Sect. I heard that Mrs. Guo Ya also came here specially to catch up with her friends tonight. ”
“That feeling is good.”
The pirate grinned and boarded the carriage.
threw a void impact on the forehead of the troll assassin who was about to pull the trigger on the distant lighthouse.
That unfortunate man felt his brain opening up in a split second, as if the mysteries of the whole world had opened the door to him, Wanling Luoa was calling his name, and all the mysteries of the world were being understood by him!
This is awesome!
The troll assassin threw the rifle in his hand into the sea with a weird smile, and tied several packs of goblin explosives to his body according to the “divine instructions” of Loamen, and went to the employer at the fastest speed.
The Loa in his heart is telling him that as long as he detonates the explosives there, he can get the blessings of all spirits, gain powerful power, and then go to the peak of life like the legendary great pirate Black.
Just as Blake’s carriage arrived at a hidden manor on Booty Coast under the darkness, a loud bang exploded in a house in the quayside, and the flames lit up like a torch in the night.
brought a happy smile on Blake’s face, who had just come off the court.
“I just took out six competitors for you, or sent them to greedy **** the way they wanted to send you to heaven.”
The pirate took over his captain’s hat and said to Eudora, who respectfully bid farewell behind him:
“This service attitude is perfect, so according to the uncrowned person’s highest reward offer, I will send my remuneration to my account at the Yulian Gang Bank.”
“Hmmm, I’ll pay you an extra tip for perfect service.”
Captain Foxman’s tail wagging more happily.
And her statement made Blake very satisfied, the pirate nodded and said:
“You still know me best, my dear Eudora, if you were a little taller, maybe we could have a relationship at sea.”
“Uh, Captain, although I admit that you are very attractive, to be honest, you don’t fit our fox’s aesthetic, you don’t even have a tail.”
Eudora complained:
“So, take away your walking hormones? I’m really not interested in you at all.”
“Hey, is it just the tail?”
Black pouted, put on the captain’s hat and walked forward. After taking three steps, Eudora behind him suddenly rubbed his eyes, huh.
Why did the black tail suddenly appear behind the captain’s trench coat?
Still six! Flowers are the same.
Heck!
You must have drunk too much, so you have hallucinations, right?
“Lord Black, please come with us, your friends are waiting for you.”
The pirate walked towards the unremarkable private manor in front of him. At the door, he saw two pandaren with big arms and round waists, wearing black uniforms.
Their clothes had the logo of the Jade Lotus Gang, and they respectfully saluted the pirate and “escorted” him to the depths of the manor.
A meeting similar to a “negotiation” is clearly being held here.
When Blake walked into the hall, he saw Mrs. Guo Ya and her cousin Mrs. Guo Su, who had not been radiant for a long time, and Mr. Chu, her most trusted bodyguard.
On both sides of the round table sat a black dragon dressed as a troll witch doctor, two broken people, and three arakkoa pharmacists, which should be the representatives of the Dark Gold Cult.
and a bunch of ogres and goblins in Hotsand Harbor gangster-style uniforms, needless to say, the pirates also dealt with them.
These are the **** of Gadgetzan’s homegrown gangsters.
looks like a tripartite meeting.
When the pirates wanted to enter the venue in a low-key manner, everyone sitting in the hall stood up in unison and saluted the new overlord of the endless sea.
Honestly, this scene was quite fulfilling, even though Blake didn’t care about it.
“Please wait a moment, Lord Black.”
Mrs. Guo Ya said with a humble smile unique to pandaren:
“The three of us are discussing the redistribution of Gadgetzan’s underground industry, which is about to end, and Your Excellency Anzu is coming soon.”
“It’s okay, you guys continue to talk about yours.”
Blake was very easy-going and gave his friends a face. He sat down on the luxurious sofa in the hall and looked at them curiously.
But the evil existence of such a giant has already appeared, making the three parties in front of them feel that it would be a bit too shameful to argue about the ownership of the underground industry in a goblin city.
So the meeting ended faster than Blake had expected.
Probably because of the pirate’s momentum bonus, Mrs. Guo Ya was a big kill in the negotiation. This made the pirates realize that they were temporarily pulled by their good friend to “press the game”.
As expected of Mrs. Guo Ya.
Look at this skill of others, absolutely both soft and hard.
But I just don’t know what gift Mrs. Guo Ya prepared to soothe the anger that Blake may have after being used by her a little?
Well, I’m about to make another windfall.
Blake held the hot tea with a mild aunt smile on his face.
Sure enough, being a pirate or something is not as profitable as being a GodFather in the underground world. You only need to show your face, and the cute little money will take the initiative to enter the bag.
Tsk tsk, this kind of thing will have to be done more in the future.
(end of this chapter)