Vol 2 Chapter 1612 245. The cannon fodder who brings happiness to people, please don’t

   Chapter 1612 245. The cannon fodder who brings happiness to people, come uninvited! –Add [1025]

  Black is gathering an army here. In order to smash the most powerful fire source realm in the elemental realm in the shortest time, the stinky pirate undoubtedly used his terrifying connections this time.

   Maybe it was out of the boring competitive spirit of the men, but he was very concerned about the cruel words he threw at the Balrog King last time.

  He gathered the Guardian, the Dwarf Divine Chosen, the Flame Druid, the Earth Walker, the Giant Dragon and the Otherworldly Demigod, and arranged the three elemental legions as reinforcements by selling his face and bewitching.

   It can be said that although this battle is far inferior in number to the previous battle of domination, it is not inferior in quality.

   The best thing is that these guys called by Black have some “personal grievances” with the Balrog King.

   This means that the pirates do not need to pay even a single copper for the help of these guys at all to ensure that they will do their best in the next battle.

   “Yo, did the old man lend you all this stuff?”

While waiting for the little star to send someone over, Blake skimmed over the large shield that Muradin Bronzebeard placed beside the wine barrel. From the blue light shining and the peculiar shape of separation and suspension, he knew that this was the Titan artifact held by Dalene. Shield of Aggramar.

The pirate took a glass of wine from his personal wine barrel in front of the dwarf, leaned against the wine barrel, stretched out his hand and flicked the Titan shield, the collision of the power from the void and the power of the Titan jumped in place. Energy waves.

   He winked at Muradin and said:

   “I found that your relationship with the old man is abnormally good. Speaking of which, you were the one who teamed up with him during the last battle for the Supreme Warrior.

  Except for those fierce female elves, I rarely see an old man trusting any foreigner so much, but I know that guy is actually a deeply hidden racist.

   He hates all races except humans. ”

“That is.”

   Muradin snorted triumphantly.

   This warlike dwarf prince took a big gulp of the wine in his hand, and touched his short beard, which was scorched by the fire of creation last time, and has yet to grow. He put on the air of an “elder” to Blake, and boasted:

   “When your dad was wearing open-crotch pants, I was his swordsman teacher.

At that time, I also longed for the sea. I lived in Kul Tiras for a few years. Later, after I was almost drowned by the tide, I knew that the dwarves and the sea had never had any fate, so I said goodbye to that warm island country and returned to to Ironforge.

   But your dad and I have been friends for many years, you know, I hugged you when you were born.

  Dailyn and little Catherine asked me to be your swordsman tutor, which seems to be a tradition in your human kingdom, but I ran around with my brother at that time and didn’t have time to dodge it.

   To be honest, I regret it. ”

  Muradin glanced at Black and said slowly:

   “If I had promised them at the time that I would lead by example to cultivate your justice and courage since you were a child, you would not have become this ghostly figure of right and wrong now.

   It’s all my fault. ”

   “No no no, you misunderstood me, my dear Muradin.”

  Blake took a sip of wine and said slowly and maliciously:

   “What I mean by your relationship with the old man is that if you are a female dwarf, then I think my mother and Mrs. Jinjian have long been hopeless, are you right?”

“You bastard!”

   Muradin angrily waved his glass to smash Black, but the pirates laughed and avoided him.

   This nasty pirate joke also made the Wildhammer and Bronzebeard dwarves around Muradin burst into laughter. Being rude dwarves, they decided to record this nasty but funny and obscene pirate joke and send it back to Ironforge and Aerie.

However, although they were drinking, these brave dwarves who were determined to rush into the land of fire and fight against the Fire Demon King did not take it lightly. These guys wore the Thorium Brotherhood of Dark Iron Dwarves in this battle specially for them. Created “fire resistance equipment”.

   Yishui’s peculiar armor forged with the heart of flame, blood of the mountains and the purest dark iron ore, full of the iron and fire style of the dark iron dwarves.

On top of these armors, which are extremely resistant to fire magic because of their raw materials, there are also various runes meticulously inscribed by Wildhammer shamans, which can ensure that wearing them can fight the terrifying fire elements head-on without being burned. .

   The Dark Iron dwarves have been working almost nonstop in recent days in order to forge these armors, and they all know the significance of this battle for Dark Iron.

   They even gave Black a set of well-fitting fire-resistant armor.

   But the pirate waved his hand, indicating that he didn’t need it.

  It would be a shame if the dignified Demon Lord of Thousand Tongues was even afraid of the flames of the Flame Demon King. But even though he didn’t need it, Black accepted the armor anyway.

   He intends to put this thing up for auction in the pirate black market. With the craftsmanship of Thorium Brotherhood master craftsman and Wildhammer shaman, this thing is not worth its forging skills unless it sells for 100,000 gold coins.

Take it around again in the fire source, and then make a name for it “personally participated in the epic battle to destroy the flame king”, get a few scratches and burns, maybe the money is more Collectors of nowhere flowers will be willing to give it a super price.

   In short, no matter how small mosquito legs are, they are still meat.

   “I don’t want these things! They affect my speed.”

In the final preparations, some dark iron dwarves also temporarily made some arson armor pieces to put on the gloomy otherworldly demigod Ansu. Ansu refused.

   This damned big crow is restless.

  Its eyes are full of anticipation and apprehension, but only no fear.

  To be honest, every time he sees Ansu, the stinky pirate will sigh in his heart how great and unreasonable love is.

Even a hidden anti-social element like Ansu, who is unwilling to stay with the demigods but leads a group of gangsters and thugs, is the **** of conspiracy who is so bad that he has sores on his head and pus on the bottom of his feet. He is so desperate for love. .

   Looking for it as cannon fodder is really the right one.

   “Here we come!”

  After waiting for more than ten minutes, with a familiar shout full of vitality, a precise portal opened on the magma floating island in the deepest part of the Molten Core.

   Dressed gorgeously, dressed up as a spellcaster, and put on a wizard’s pointed hat, the little star raised his head high, and walked out of the portal triumphantly.

  Behind her are the Flame Druid Priest Thesari Black Crow, who is wearing a flame robe, and several of her loyal followers, all of whom are flames and heavy breaths.

And the big-waisted Kane Bloodhoof and his good friend and think tank Hamuul Runetotem follow at the end, and the melancholy antler “Poet” Blackhorn actually also wears his iconic Khaz’Gross. Hammer uninvited.

   It seems that after getting the news, Kane took some time to contact High Mountain, and the antlers also sent messengers.

   After all, Kane has always wanted to reintegrate the tauren civilization that has been separated for many years. Without killing the Balrog King, it is impossible to bring back the huge and powerful yaungol in Pandaria from the evil belief of flames.

   This is a major event related to the reconstruction of civilization, and a character as wily as Ulan Gaoling will not miss this opportunity.

   “Ah, this scorching wind”

   In Black’s desperate gaze, Black Horn came to the Molten Core and really got nervous. He stretched out his hand to feel the scorching heat around him, and then covered his heart and said:

   “Reminds me of the warmth of passion in those nights”

   “Hey, who’s going to fork out this brain-broken beef man! We’re going to fight, and we’re not going to put on an art show for Ragnaros!

   That holy hammer will be fine, why are you looking for him?

Is    looking for a bard to give us status?

  Then why don’t you find Halduron Mingyi who is more normal and handsome? ”

  Blake shouted, expressing his contempt and impatience for the innocent boys who fell into madness because of lovelorn.

   But the little star beside him thought Noire was great.

   She tilted her head and looked at the melancholy and poetic deer horn cow, thinking about whether to ask Heijiao to help her write a few poems for her next autobiography after the fight is over?

   “Are you all ready? We’re about to start summoning the power of the Sulfuras Fire.”

  Hisari Black Crow didn’t even think about whispering a few words to Black when she saw the crowd around her. She asked others in a very businesslike manner.

   Under Black’s nod, several flame druids took over the duties of the black iron shamans and began to summon the power of the primordial fire in place.

   I have stayed in this Ragnaros power projection, and the elemental power has broken through the “Break Seal” of the barrier of the material world. As soon as the flame druids began to summon, the surrounding magma lake boiled.

   This is the natural connection between the followers of the original fire and the birthplace of the original fire. The resonance between the flames represents that the original fire used by Miss Black Crow is eager to return to the birthplace.

   This kind of resonance actively tore open the cracks leading to the flame world in the material world, and the opening of such cracks cannot even be interrupted or interrupted by the Balrog King.

   In the final analysis, the Balrog King is just an elemental life born from the fire of Sulfuras. It has the power of the original fire, but it does not represent the first flame of the world.

   The smooth progress of this scene made the dwarves cheer. They raised their weapons in unison under Muradin’s roar, and Anzu also flapped his wings and was ready to rush into the realm of fire.

   In order to defeat the flame tyrant faster and complete the resurrection of his lover, Ansu, who has always been arrogant, even allowed Little Xingxing, Kane and others to ride behind him.

   It wants to send these warriors into the world of flames as quickly as possible.

   Of course, it doesn’t matter if they die or not.

   Just as the door to the world of flames was about to open, Blake suddenly turned his head and looked behind him. He felt a peculiar vibration of running water in the land of flames.

  What are the tide hunters doing?

   Didn’t we say that we should prepare the elements to directly invade the realm of fire from the element plane? Why send someone here at this time?

   As the pirates watched, large tracts of water vapor escaped in the scorching land, like a specialized revolving door, sending a group of familiar **** into Black’s army.

   “Huh? Are you addicted to being cannon fodder?”

  Blake asked in surprise:

   “I didn’t hire you in this battle, why did you come here on your own initiative?”

Facing the question of the pirates, the black knight king Eredin shook his head with a blank face and a heavy heart like going to the grave. He was wearing expensive and gorgeous armor, and the weapon in his hand was also replaced by a water element style. Tidehunting Trident.

  Under the black horned helmet, he sighed loudly and said:

   “The good news is that under your recommendation, the Lord of the Maw of the Abyss has accepted our allegiance”

   “The bad news is that the cunning Tidehunter thinks we should do more for the Hydraxian Legion to show that it’s ‘favorite’ for us.”

   The second black knight pouted and said:

   “The Tidehunters want us to join your death squad, paving the way for the entry of the Abyssmaw army.”

   “If we go to die! It also said that its last human favorite, you, can easily do these things.”

   The black knight’s eighth was holding his skeleton falcon on his arm, and said something very unhappy, while the old six beside him was even more direct, scolding in a low voice:

   “The **** Neptulon really found our ‘correct usage’. Hell, I don’t know where I’m going to be buried this time.”

   “Ah, that’s right, my dear cannon fodders.”

  The pirate blinked.

   He opened his arms very enthusiastically, whistled, and said to the uninvited top cannon fodder in Azeroth:

   “Don’t be so frowning, my solid and easy-to-use black knight brothers, look at the strength of your crotch pulls to the legendary level and can’t be improved again.

  I don’t think this is the limit of the terrifying curse that Lord Sargeras unleashed for you. Obviously, you are too lazy to exercise, so that you can’t fully realize the potential given by the death gift of the Dark Titan.

   I mean, you should start some new scenarios to die, find new playstyles for the new environment and keep dying to unlock stronger and more generous powers.

  My dear friend Blake is ready for you.

   In the past countless years, you have been hacked to death by knives, blasted to death by magic, drowned by water, and burned by fire, but the experience of being burned to death by the fire of Sulfuras should be the first time.

Believe me!

  Things that don’t kill you only make you stronger!

  Come, be tested by the fire of Sulfuras, and seek the true meaning of strength in a painful death. ”

   After finishing speaking, Blake shrugged, took the shoulders of Aridin, who had a sinking face, and said to him:

“I lied to you all of the above, but you won’t die anyway, why don’t you try it? Maybe what I said is true, if you die in the hands of a real powerhouse, maybe you really will. So it becomes stronger.”

   “Go away, bastard!”

  The king of the black knight pushed Black away, and he cursed fiercely:

   “You just want to prostitute our immortal body for free. I am now very suspicious that the reason why our power secret was discovered so quickly by the tide hunters is because you secretly tipped off.

  You **** is the worst.

  You can’t see the good of others. ”

   “You’re saying this without a conscience!”

  Blake scolded righteously:

   “I introduced you to the tide hunters. You were able to gain a firm foothold in the Hydraxian Legion so quickly because of my help. You just pick and choose, what a hateful bastard.

   Gaboa, who has no bottom line, has a conscience better than you. ”

  During the noisy quarrel between the two pirates, the door to the Land of Fire slammed open at this moment, and as the hand of Thesari Black Crow waved forward, the door of flames spun open quickly.

  The violent fire elements poured out from the door, but before they could utter their first flame battle cry in the material world, they were knocked out by a row of flying axes thrown by the dwarves collectively.

   Then, in the roaring charge of Muradin, who held the holy shield, the dwarfs rushed into the land of flames with two short legs, wailing, and accelerating the wind from Anzu.

   Black snorted, put on the arrogant attitude of a big boss, and pouted to the black knights.

  The black spirit pirates who came here with the feeling of going to their graves sighed. Under the command of Eredin, their knights and ghost warhorses also rushed into the high-temperature flame entrance in the horseshoe bursts.

   As always.

   They always go to battlefields that have nothing to do with them, they are always called to death by reasons they don’t care about, and they are always resurrected from the loss in strange places.

  The war is endless, and the death is endless.

   This may be the fate of being an undead cannon fodder.

   Obviously got the ability of immortality, obviously there is an endless life to enjoy, two happy things are superimposed, why is it so sad?

   Ah, shameful death, here we come again.

   (end of this chapter)