Vol 2 Chapter 1627 260. The best way to apply oil to the soles of your feet when there is a fire in the backyard

   Chapter 1627 260. When there is a fire in the backyard, it is best to apply oil to the soles of the feet–[2525]

   “Why are you two such rubbish! God, I just asked you to do this for me before I left! As a result, you can’t even see a stinky pirate!

  Look at what you guys did, it really disappointed me!

   Those wild cats in spring have put their paws on my plate, but are you still just watching? It’s a shame to share a man with you guys! ”

At this time, in the captain’s room of the Nagfar, which was sailing from nowhere, Xalatas was sitting cross-legged on Black’s vulgar and gorgeous captain’s chair, angrily knocking on the table and facing the Ma who was forcibly dragged by her in front of him. Peacekeeper Sefir screamed and yelled.

   But compared to the anger of Xalatas, Maiev held a holy scripture in his hand with a calm face, while Sefir, who was wearing the uniform of the first mate, yawned with his hips on his shoulders, and his face was indifferent.

  Obviously, they didn’t feel that Salatas was emphasizing something big.

   Even felt that the ancient Venerable was making a big fuss.

   After Xalatas scolded with personal emotion for a while, Sefir took off his top hat, brushed his hair and said:

“Have you finished shouting? Get out of the way when you’re done. The cleaning of the captain’s room isn’t over yet. I’m going to check the various facilities on the ship in a moment. I know you’re angry, Salatas, but I’m really right now. very busy.

  How about you and Maiev choose another place and continue to complain about your mutual lover? ”

“Not interested in.”

  Ms. Maiev turned over a page of the book and said indifferently:

   “I’m going to take a look at the newly built Moon Temple in Gilneas, please take me there, Sefir.”

   “Okay, I’ll change course now.”

   Chief Mate Long smiled and nodded, but the conversation between the two and their attitude of not taking it as a trouble at all angered Xalatas again.

   The ancient Venerable slammed on the table, got up angrily and scolded:

   “Have you two realized how important what I’m telling you now? Blake has confided more than once that the three beauties in his heart correspond to the three of us.

   This is the basis on which we can share him peacefully.

   But now, that balance is about to be upset.

   As far as I know, Calia Menethil is that Holy Light idiot! And the empty-headed idiot of Fenna Jinjian, it’s not that you don’t know Blake’s complicated feelings for Fenna.

   What prevented those two from further development was nothing more than the obstruction of blood, but once the stinky pirate got used to the way of thinking of the immortal species, the so-called obstruction would become dispensable.

   and little stars.

   Stupid Blue Dragon is just a young dragon who doesn’t understand anything now, but she always has to complete her first estrus when she is an adult. Can you think about it with your fat **** and chest?

   For Little Xingxing, who else can be the male she trusts the most?

   And Azshara!

   Of course, that deep sea queen can’t be the same as we did to that **** Blake, but she is deepening her relationship with Blake in a very dangerous way.

  Maybe it won’t be long before they develop into a relationship that is not affectionate but maintains a close, lewd lover, and for a woman like Azshara, she can definitely do this kind of thing.

   I’ve had enough of this situation where there are lurking enemies everywhere, I see that the world is literally full of challengers ready to try.

   If we don’t pay attention, the advantages of the three of us will not last long.

  I really can’t understand, why you two can face such a bad situation so calmly, do you have no sense of crisis at all? ”

   “Do you really want an answer from me?”

   Maiev was in a bad mood due to the entanglement of Xalatas, Luna chose to close the scripture in her hand with a snap, she raised her head and looked at Xalatas, she said seriously:

   “Then I’ll answer you again, I have no interest in Blake’s love life in this era! Who he likes to be with is his choice and freedom.

   Or it will make you feel like I’m crazy, but what I really think is that I wish there were more women around him who took the initiative to post.

  It is up to them to share Blake’s energy and enthusiasm that has nowhere to go

  I am a priest, I am a clergyman, and excessive intimacy is a burden on my mind. So, Salatas, if you can, I desperately hope you can take my share of the ‘pressure’.

   Really, I can’t ask for it.

   And you just overlooked a very important person, the Druid Master of the Flames, Thesari Black Crow, the poor junior who was captured by Blake by mistake in a bad game.

  According to the situation you just described, the hickey should have been left on purpose by her.

   That was her showing me that she accepted my advice and requests to her, and frankly it made me very happy, bad news in your eyes is good news in my opinion. ”

   Lady Shadowsong shook her head. She picked up the Codex and said:

   “I want to leave him eventually, but you are too indulgent, and Sefir is too obedient. To be honest, I don’t trust him to either you or Sefir.

   Hisari Crow is a very good guardian candidate.

   She will take care of Black instead of me, so, Xal’atas, you can go crazy, but I won’t allow you to hurt Crow.”

   “You can control me?”

   Facing Maiev’s words, Xalatas sneered disdainfully and said:

   “Why do you care about me? Your moon god’s light can’t shine on me.”

“yes?”

   Maiev looked at Saratas’s today’s **** with a meaningful look, and she said softly:

   “You’re not ‘irreplaceable’, you already know this, right? I know exactly where your sense of crisis comes from, so, do you want to bet on who is more important in Black’s heart?

   Venerable Elder Venerable.

   With all due respect, the more you look like this, the more ‘humble’ you appear to be. I don’t think Blake likes this kind of you. Although he is occasionally vulgar and vulgar, he respects those independent and powerful souls.

   Don’t fall for yourselves, Xal’atath, don’t be a burden to him. ”

“You bastard!”

   The Elder Elder was enraged by Maiev’s posturing.

   She roared and wanted to pounce on Flower Maiev’s face, but Sefir yawned and stretched out his hands lightly, and the unified timeline was divided into two.

   The time belonging to Maiev accelerated, causing Lady Shadowsong to leave the captain’s room like a flash, while the timeline belonging to Xal’atath was suspended.

   Of course, because of the void attribute of the ancient Venerables, the time paused for less than a second.

   “You’ve grown very capable! Sefir, how dare you intervene in such a thing!”

   The ancient venerable was very unhappy and broke the stream of time stopped. She glared at Sefir and said:

   “Maev is the crazy white moonlight in Blake’s heart, we all know that, I’m too lazy to get to know this poor bastard, but you’re different.

  I know you care about him as much as I do.

  Come on, Sefir, let’s join forces.

   Let’s go to Lordaeron and turn the **** Calia into a sow in heat.

   Go to the Realm of Fire and pull Thesari Black Crow from her throne, throw the elemental queen into the sea of ​​light and watch her drown in endless truth.

   Finally, we use your ability to go back in time and let me revise the idea of ​​Fenna Jinjian and Little Star, which is not difficult at all.

   In this way, our greatest threats can be wiped out. ”

   “Hey, you’re normal.”

   After Maiev left, Sefir coughed a few times and said with his hips on his back:

   “The warning Maiev gave you was right, don’t do these things, you know Black doesn’t want to see that.

   And Calia is a poor person, what she longs for is a protection after being hurt, she is a mortal, she can’t take up too much time for Black.

   As for Fina and Xiaoxing, you are completely paranoid.

  Blake’s relationship with them is not the same as ours, you know that, and I honestly don’t think it makes me feel threatened.

   Have some confidence in your own charm, don’t be so paranoid. ”

   The first mate dragon hooked a finger, and a broom fell into her hand. While continuing her cleaning action, she whispered to the ancient Venerable:

   “I know, you were all stimulated by the last incident between Maiev and Black, but you have to understand that it was Maiev’s ‘farewell’.”

   “I can understand, I’m just jealous.”

  Xalatas was disillusioned by Sefir’s words, and collapsed on the captain’s chair in frustration. She whispered in an unhappy tone:

   “Mavie is the most cunning of us. She keeps saying that she doesn’t care about Blake’s private life, but she will use an unforgettable parting to keep her in the softest place in Blake’s heart forever.

  You and I both know that Black would choose to turn the stars upside down in order to save her. He even went deep into the sea of ​​​​light and made a deal with the Void Lord.

   I felt it just now when I was making out, the truth that frightened me was wrapped in his soul.

   I’m just jealous.

  Why can’t that be me?

   Maybe I should think of a way to reverse her and mine fates, so that I too.”

“do not!”

  Sefir, who was calm just now, grabbed Xalatas’s wrist with a serious face. She was serious enough to be a threat. She gritted her teeth and said:

   “Stop making him a terrible burden! Maiev doesn’t want that, and if she could, she would never want Black to go deep into the most dangerous places of the stars for her.

  If you really love him.

  Xalatas, you should take the pressure off him instead of trying to crush him wantonly just to prove something. If you really do that, I will never let you go! ”

   “Yo, you’re starting to imitate other people’s threats, too, my poor Sefir.”

  Xalatas snorted, under Yuyu, she didn’t know that she had conjured a slender lady’s pipe with a strange snake carved out of it, and held it to her mouth like a playful.

   She looked at Sefir provocatively and said:

   “Can you really stop me?”

   “Om”

  Sefir’s figure dissipated in front of the Ancient Venerable’s eyes, and in the next instant, Xalatas felt an invisible hand clasped his throat, which was not a real threat from “now”.

   and earlier in the timeline.

  During her time of incomparable weakness, she could feel the blade of the Dark Empire, which had been entrusted with the ritual, being thrown into a scorching hot enough to destroy the evil.

   That was Sefir’s fatal attack on her “in the past”.

Although Xal’atath would not have been killed in the past due to the fact that the Elder Gods can be exempted from magic most of the time, once Sefir really decides to do something dangerous, the Elders will be very, very uncomfortable. .

   “Enough! Okay!”

   Xal’atas screamed and said:

   “I give up, okay?”

   “Om”

  The figure of the first officer dragon reappeared in the khaki streamer, and she glanced at Xalatas, the golden beast pupil from the eternal tyrant was full of deterrence.

she says:

   “You better keep your promise, I’ll keep an eye on you.”

   “You two lunatics!”

  Ancient Venerable spit out:

   “I originally thought I was the craziest of the three of us, but now it seems that compared to the two of you, I’m a pure and normal person.

   I don’t know how Black kept you guys steady. Thinking about it makes me tired. Maybe it’s because of this kind of pressure that he ran out to make trouble.

   That’s right!

   This is definitely both of you fault!

  Speaking of which, do you know where Blake went?

   Why can’t I feel him?

   He won’t really be scared away, will he? ”

   “Uh, let me see.”

  Sefir leaned on a broom and rewinded the time in front of her eyes. After a few seconds, she said:

“After Black left you, he first went to the Realm of Fire, then to the court of Lordaeron, and finally to Ulduar, where he gave the Scepter of Sargeras to Mimiron to help locate Azeroth and The rules of space between Argus.

  Finally, he went to see Fina sleeping, then left a letter for the three of us and went to Draenor.

   Heck!

  I can’t see his whereabouts after that, probably because he used the power of the ancient gods to block the time observation. ”

  The bronze dragon glared at the innocent Xal’atas, and she said:

   “I saw Black boarded the draenei’s Exodar, he was going to Argus for a pre-reconnaissance mission, you scared him away!

   He had to leave Azeroth for a while to avoid your wrath. How did the two of you get along? ”

“Ha ha ha ha.”

  Xalatas was not angry when he heard the news, but laughed proudly.

   She moved her coquettish snake body and said:

   “He’s afraid of me, he cares about my mood, he doesn’t dare to face me because of the shame of messing around with flowers, he has me in his heart and I won! Hahaha, just let those little wild cats live for a while longer.

   I suddenly felt that I had a handle on Black, and I would play like this a few times in the future.

   This is really interesting. ”

—

“Ugh”

  At this time, in the world of Draenor, in the secret shipyard of the Draenei.

   Black, dressed as a traveler, sat melancholy on the platform at the edge of the Exodar watchtower, holding a bottle of wine in his hand, looking at the busy draenei technicians below the spacecraft.

   There are many demon hunters and death knights ready to go in this dock, and the draenei vigilantes have also arranged for a lot of lightforged paladins to accompany them.

Black saw old Fordring and Uther in the crowd, as well as several high priests and paladins, presumably for Alexandros Mograine, who was confirmed to have been captured in the world of Argus. .

   But pirates don’t really care about that.

   He temporarily joined this upcoming early-stage reconnaissance operation just to hide and relax. After all, a fire in the backyard is a bad thing for every romantic guy.

   “Hey, Blake! Why are you here?”

  Old dwarf Brian’s surprised voice came from the passage behind him. Black didn’t bother to pay attention to this guy, but Brian walked over excitedly and sat beside the pirate.

   He saw the flaming red lips burning on Blake’s cheeks at a glance, and the old dwarf suddenly showed a smile that “every man understands”. He didn’t ask any more questions. He took out a bottle of wine and touched Blake.

   He looked at the starry sky above his head and said with emotion:

   “Oh, I really didn’t expect that a dwarf explorer who has been walking on the earth could one day set foot on the stars. This is really amazing.

   Just thinking about it makes my whole body excited. ”

   “Don’t be so excited that you see a button and want to press it.”

  Blake drank the wine in his hand expressionlessly, and said:

   “I’ll keep an eye on you, Brian, I’ll chop off your claws if you stretch out your hand, you know I’m in a bad mood right now, I’m not kidding.”

   (end of this chapter)