Chapter 4 Dog head military division [Lu Teng]

Lu Teng leaned back on the swivel chair and stared at the phone in a daze.

Xu Xu’s circle of friends was still on the announcement of the suspension of teaching three days ago, and after that, the whole person disappeared without any news.

Lu Teng was a little confused.

I wanted to send a message to ask her, but I felt frivolous and abrupt. Don’t ask, he felt like a kitten scratched in his heart again, which was very uncomfortable.

Looking at the ceiling and turning in circles, the study door was slapped open, and within two seconds, a fair and delicate face appeared in the sky.

“Cousin! I’m here to play with you!”

Lu Teng kicked him in disgust: “Fuck off, I don’t have time to play with you.”

“Ah cousin, don’t you love me? Is there a goblin outside? I don’t care!”

Lu Teng: “…”

Afraid of being mentally retarded.

Lu Shanchuan performed a big show by himself, and he was quite happy: “Cousin, next time you hide from a blind date, don’t let the pigeons go, girls can’t save face. Why don’t you take me? I’ll keep those women with tears in their eyes and wish us both happiness.”

Lu Teng gave him a look: “Did your girlfriend run away with someone? It would be stupid to come to me.”

Lu Shanchuan’s shoulder suddenly collapsed.

It hasn’t run yet, but it’s almost there.

“I have a rival in love, why is he a woman?”

Lu Shanchuan couldn’t hold back when he opened the chat box, and simply sat on the floor and vomited bitterly: “When I met recently, all she talked about was that little goblin, what “Mr. Xu dances so beautifully and wants to marry” “Mr. Xu touched her when she helped lower her waist today. I’m so shy that I’m itchy”, I no longer have a position!”

Lu Teng remained paralyzed on the swivel chair, suddenly caught a few words and sat up: “Mr. Xu? Which Mr. Xu?”

“It’s the beautiful sister who was tricked by you for 20,000 that day. I also learned that she was Qiuqiu’s dance teacher just yesterday.”

Lu Teng pondered for a moment, then hooked his hand.

Lu Shanchuan, who has no long memory, wagged his tail and leaned forward again, and was wrapped around his neck: “Chuan’er, it’s time to accept the organizational test.”

…

“You want Qiuqiu to ask what Teacher Xu is doing?”

Lu Shanchuan was confused at first, then turned into shock: “Did you fall in love with beautiful sister at first sight?”

Lu Teng wanted to say that love at first sight would not happen, but he just thought that the girl who closed her eyes and touched porcelain with an expressionless face was a bit cute…

He paused and nodded: “Love at second sight.”

—

Lu Shanchuan’s task was extremely accomplished, so he rushed to Lu Teng’s house with a small notebook the next day, poured a cup of cool white, and began to report the results of his work.

“Report to Chief Lu! Mr. Xu is 25 years old and unmarried. I have had seven or eight blind dates, but none of them have succeeded. There is no news recently because of the renovation of the studio, and she went on a trip to Europe. I have not heard that she is accompanied by a male friend. It’s over! ”

Lu Teng said that the girl was quite courageous, and nodded: “Secretary Lu did a good job. Let’s talk about Teacher Xu’s mate selection criteria.”

Lu Shanchuan’s mouth was flat: “Where can I find out about this kind of illusory thing that I can flip through…”

Lu Teng glanced over, and he immediately smiled: “Thanks to my wit! Isn’t Mr. Xu registered with the dating agency? I happen to have a classmate there, and the information is already detailed!”

Saying that, he handed the notebook up dog-legged.

There are not many criteria for choosing a mate. I hope that the other party is good-natured, caring, filial, and can accept marriage within three months, but not have children within four years.

Lu Teng felt that except for the latter two, the rest were vague things. How could he not find a suitable one for seven or eight blind dates?

Lu Shanchuan fully carried forward the spirit of gossip and said, “It’s not empty at all, Mr. Xu is serious. There was a blind date before, and we had a good chat. As a result, when they were driving Mr. Xu home, they encountered an overtaking, and he broke it. After scolding two dirty words, Teacher Xu refused on the spot.”

Thinking of his usual style, Lu Teng was silent.

Lu Shanchuan persuaded him: “Cousin, let’s forget it. Just because of your temper, you won’t be able to meet the standard in eight lifetimes.”

Lu Teng subconsciously wanted to kick him, stretched his legs halfway, and stopped.

After pondering for a moment, he raised his head and looked at Lu Shanchuan: “I remember, you started holding girls’ hands in elementary school?”

Lu Shanchuan immediately turned on the first-level alert, and looked around his head to see if his phone was recording: “Why? I’m so embarrassed and angry?

“…”

Lu Teng reached out and knocked on the table, “So, I’ll hire you to be a military advisor. After this is done, how about keeping your little broken shop from closing down?”

Lu Shanchuan: “Okay dad! Leave it to my dad!”

—

Item 1 of Lu Shanchuan’s Handbook for Flirting Girls: For a blind date to get married, the most important thing is to be suitable.

So he decided to completely portray Lu Teng as the man who came out of Xu Xu’s mate selection book.

He picked out the most popular little Satsuma among women and gave it to Lu Teng solemnly.

Lu Teng disliked this little guy who kept shedding hair on the floor of his house, and most of the time he left it to the housekeeping aunt to take care of him.

As a result, when I got home that day, my aunt wasn’t there, and the little Satsuma threw up beside the stairs, and the puppy’s eyes were wet and pitiful.

Lu Teng frowned and called Lu Shanchuan. Lu Shanchuan got up in a hurry and said, “Maybe you’re sick. Take it to the pet hospital first, and I’ll go there right away!”

It was another night of chaos and chaos. After finally settling down, Lu Teng slumped on the chair and didn’t want to move.

He said, “I really believe in your evil!” Xu Xu was not here, who would he show love to?

Lu Shanchuan handed over his mobile phone, and the first Moments was a profile photo of his face that he had just secretly photographed: “Deception is a matter of starting from the details, moisturizing things silently, you don’t understand.”

Lu Teng thought that this person usually digs his feet on the sofa to watch a football game, and every time he goes out with his girlfriend, he dresses like a dog, and silently accepts his theory.

For the next half month, Lu Teng was busy being Satsuma’s faithful servant, a model of warm and jade-like circle of friends, and was exhausted both physically and mentally.

So much so that when I received Xu Xu’s likes, I was still a bit stunned.

After reacting, he immediately started the next strategy.

…

The night waiting for a reply happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, and Lu Teng went home.

At the dinner table, Father Lu was a commonplace question about urging marriage.

“You’re the boss too, when do you think about personal issues?” Father Lu sighed, his tone a little desolate, “Before we were strict because we were afraid of you messing around outside, but now it’s better, we have to wonder if you are not at all. There will be chaos.”

Lu Teng was speechless and gave Ms. Li a glance. Ms. Li immediately stopped Lu’s father: “What are you anxious about, Lu Teng knows what he has in mind. When the time comes, he will definitely bring you a daughter-in-law back.”

I’m afraid you won’t be able to accept it. Ms. Li slandered.

After dinner, Lu Teng stood on the balcony and smoked.

The full moon in the night sky is bright and bright.

He lowered his head and looked at his phone, quietly and quietly, except for that kid Lu Shanchuan, there was no reply yet.

Ms. Li sneaked over, pulled him and asked, “Son, why are you unhappy all night and quarreled with your girlfriend?”

Lu Teng hummed.

Ms. Li didn’t know whether to breathe a sigh of relief or make suggestions for her son.

It’s not that I think women in their thirties are not good, but my son is only twenty-eight years old, which is more than ten years old. No matter who is older, he always feels unreliable.

She frowned while thinking about the words, when Lu Teng’s phone suddenly vibrated.

He lowered his head and glanced at him, his brows and eyes widened, and his uneasy heart gradually calmed down.

He asked, “Blind date banquet?”

After half a minute, the other side replied, “Yeah.”

Lu Teng smiled and typed: “Okay, got it. You arrange the time and place. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.”

“Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.”

He turned around and snuffed out the cigarette butt, and patted Ms. Li on the shoulder: “Don’t worry about it, I will bring the little girl back to show you next month.”

Ms. Li’s brows furrowed even more deeply, and you can say a little girl so smoothly.