Chapter 789
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Xu Wenjing thought.
And the movie continues.
The second story after the fish demon is about the pig demon. It happened in an inn called Gao Laozhuang. The film uses a couple who went down the mountain to illustrate that the woman adore the appearance of her senior brother, so they eloped together: “Junior sister , why do you always care about my handsome face!”
said the man.
There was laughter in the cinema.
Because this senior brother’s face is actually very ugly, of course, this is not pure nonsense, but more because the two of them have lived in the mountains for a long time and see limited, but the familiar Zhou’s comedy here is a bit back…
Not only that.
From the perspective of them, the film shows all kinds of inconsistencies in Gaolaozhuang, from roast pigs to candlesticks, but the two are completely confused by what they see. , Immediately empathize and leave love, and the other party is still obsessed with the senior brother who loves him.
“All colors and fragrances!” The
woman looked obsessively at the pig who was wearing a costume and had a strange oily face on her face. The atmosphere of the inn became even more gloomy. While the audience was a little scared, they were inexplicably looking forward to the follow-up of the plot. develop.
“Say something…” The
woman wanted to communicate with Zhu Ganghye, but ignored the unbalanced senior brother. Zhu Ganghye refused several times, but in the end, she had to open her mouth, but the sound was harsh The pig croaked, and the shape of its mouth didn’t look like a human!
The couple was horrified.
It turns out that the candlestick is a nine-toothed rake, and the red candle is blood. The so-called famous roast pig is a terrifying image of a human body wrapped in a pig’s skin. Unfortunately, the couple realized it was too late, and the two died under the nine-toothed rake. The picture is not bloody, but the atmosphere makes people feel a little chilled.
Kind of scary.
Somewhat funny again.
Xu Wenjing, who was a little brusque in her heart, pressed her chest, which was beating rapidly, and had to admit that the level of this filming was very high, and the woman’s line of “full color and fragrance” was even more exquisite.
There is an old concept.
Eating men and women is the great desire of human beings.
Full of color and flavor, it is usually used to describe food. Seeing a man, he expresses his appreciation for the food, indicating that the woman’s eyes are not the heart, but the desire, which is based on food and color.
As the saying goes, cream cheese.
This word describes sweet and greasy, which is loved by women. To look at that senior brother, he has a rough face and messy cheeks. To say that he looks like a pig is too much. You can see his intentions, but what is absurd is that this woman actually loves his face but does not know her heart. body.
Then came the protagonist.
Different from the previous couple, Xuanzang saw all the appearances and disguises as soon as he entered the door. What kind of inn is this Gaolaozhuang? It is clearly a terrifying devil’s cave. Dying –
how does he exorcise?
Xuanzang did something that no one expected. He punched the man in front of him in the face. When the other party threatened, Xuanzang punched harder and flattened the other party’s face. .
The audience laughed when they saw this.
But Xuanzang soon proved that he was not suitable for violent exorcism, and professional things still had to be done by professional people, so Zhang Suining appeared, and the Miss Duan she played performed a gorgeous beauty to save the hero , just as the trailer tells, drives the indefinite fly ring, crushes all the monsters into flying sand, and finally leads out the pig mana hiding in the dark.
…
violent exorcism?
Although it is not stated in the video, Xuanzang’s behavior should have been infected by Miss Duan. He completed the exorcism mission, so this time he gave up verbal persuasion and changed it to a punch. Unfortunately, he really doesn’t have the force value of Miss Duan.
Pig just appeared.
The monster who turned into a pig’s head made a move. Miss Duan’s indefinite flying rings were all illusory. Xuanzang was afraid of being affected by chickens and dogs. The wonderful pictures were presented one by one. I believe this is the viewing effect that a domestic film can achieve.
In the end, the two fled in embarrassment.
The pig demon is stronger than the fish demon, and it is almost the strongest among the monsters. Therefore, Miss Duan, who is violent, can’t handle it this time, but what makes the audience feel ridiculous is that she devoured the pig demon Yuan, Xuan Zang and Miss Duan. They had to rely on kissing to transition into each other’s bodies, and the first screen kiss between the ethereal couple was born under this weird style of painting!
The crowd burst into laughter.
Xuanzang and Miss Duan fled for a long time, during the process of various interesting pictures, or you fell and I supported me, or you were powerless and I pulled, the background music became soothing and gentle, in the quiet woods, flying hair, side by side. of men and women.
And when the music ends.
The two stopped by a river. At this time, Miss Duan was already injured. She tore off her clothes very boldly to heal her injuries. While bandaging the wound, her white skin was exposed in front of Xuanzang, causing Xuanzang to have a nosebleed.
“You have a nosebleed.”
Miss Duan reminded kindly.
Xuanzang said, I have suffered internal injuries.
The audience laughed even louder. Fireflies appeared around, and the moon hung high in the air, making the surroundings very romantic. A man and a woman by the river suddenly looked at each other silently, and the atmosphere revealed a hint of ambiguity. The sky said with emotion: “The moonlight is so beautiful.”
Inside the
cinema.
Many fans were almost stunned. People who know the ethereal couple have seen “We Got Married”, so they all know the meaning of the moonlight, but they didn’t expect the two to make a movie for the first time, and they actually quoted this stalk, star Grandpa understands so much!
“Of course it looks good in the mirror.” It
‘s completely different from the response from the variety show Li Luoxun.
Xuanzang responded by looking at the reflection of the moonlight on the lake. She was looking at the moon, but he was looking at the reflection of the moon. The wind made ripples on the water surface. The eyes of men and women finally met. Xuanzang’s perspective.
can be seen.
Miss Duan in the moonlight is really beautiful, her brows are full of human beauty, not like the sassy battle in the daytime, on the contrary, there is a touch of softness and warmth of a woman, and then Miss Duan gently closed her eyes.
“What are you doing?”
Xuanzang asked her blankly.
Miss Duan who opened her eyes was shy and angry, she wrapped her clothes tightly and said to him fiercely: “When a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her, are you a man?”
“…”
Xuanzang was suddenly very frightened, and ran away with his luggage in his arms. He stumbled and almost fell on the road. Miss Duan, who was sitting by the river, watched him flee in embarrassment. That smile was even prettier.
first row.
Luo Xun looked serious.
Paradoxically to the original version, the movie here gives an obvious signal of temptation, and at the same time, the camera uses the artistic conception of “Mirror Flowers and Moon” to hint at the ending of the couple…