Chapter 792
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“Hello, Mr. Sun… Mr. Sun… The little surname is Chen, Chen Xuanzang…” Perhaps Sun Wukong’s eyes were too penetrating, or perhaps the name of the demon king was really big enough, and Xuanzang stuttered when he spoke.
“Eh, eh.”
Sun Wukong continued to revolve around Chen Xuanzang’s body, this time not only touching and hugging, but even kissing his clothes, saying something in his mouth: “Five hundred years, five hundred years, finally here we come. , the five hundred years have finally come!”
The voice of the grouper matched with Zhou Xingchi’s face without any sense of disobedience.
The corners of the audience’s mouth twitched throughout the entire process. Just seeing Zhou Xingchi’s face made me feel very interesting, not to mention that Zhou Xingchi, who played the Monkey King, seems to have been in a cave for 500 years, which is even more impressive. A knowing smile.
The conversation that followed was interesting.
Sun Wukong called Chen Xuanzang Mr. Chen, and Xuanzang called Sun Wukong Mr. Sun. The dialogue between the two was full of modern flavor. Zhou Xingchi even used an exaggerated tone to joke about his past in the Tiangong. It’s standard grouper-style laughter.
Xuanzang brought him bananas.
So Sun Wukong decided to help Xuanzang to subdue the pig demon.
This process seems to be too simple, but the audience didn’t realize it. It was just silly fun, and full of sympathy for Zhou Xingchi’s Monkey King –
yes, sympathy.
Many people say that Sun Monkey has been imprisoned for five hundred years, but many people do not think about it deliberately. For Sun Monkey, who has an infinite lifespan, what does five hundred years of captivity mean? It is endless loneliness. , endless emptiness, and this movie specifically emphasized the spiritual stimulation brought to Sun Wukong for five hundred years, so when he saw Xuanzang, his eyes were glowing green!
“There is a conspiracy.”
As a film critic, Xu Wenjing subconsciously guessed that there was something wrong with the Monkey King, which made her look forward to the movie even more: “If there is no cunning energy, then it is not Sun Monkey, and this role is still Zhou Xingchi. .”
As planned.
You have to find a beautiful girl to dance on the night of the full moon, in order to seduce the pig demon nearby, and then Sun Wukong can solve it. As a result, at this moment, Miss Duan appeared.
The audience was overjoyed!
Obviously, Miss Duan couldn’t let go of Xuanzang after all, so she followed Xuanzang here, and she regained her valiant appearance, with a bit cunning and funny side: “Don’t you need beautiful women?”
She shook her head. .
Mistake, the hair covers the face.
Well, this is Sadako’s classic look.
The audience burst into laughter, only to think that this piece of Sui Ning was going to be amused. There was really nothing to do with those female comedians, but Sun Wukong clapped his hands: “Beauty!”
So he began to play dance.
Sun Wukong twisted his butt and asked Miss Duan to follow along. The music suddenly became magical, and the dance became more and more magical. This time, the laughter in the theater became more and more intense: “What kind of dance is this?”
“Music also becomes more and more magical. Weird!”
“It’s inexplicably cute…”
“It’s obviously very brainwashed, okay?” The
audience responded very quickly, because this is the “Pure Land of Bliss” that Luo Xun suggested to join. He did everything from dance to background music. It turns out that this paragraph It’s still quite interesting, especially when Xuanzang was forced by Sun Wukong to dance together, the three people’s various movements were unified, which made the audience laugh, and there was a vague feeling of a sand sculpture of an Indian musical.
…
After the dance, the three of them laughed, especially Sun Wukong, who couldn’t laugh even more, covering his stomach, which was very exaggerated, so Xuanzang asked him, “Mr. Sun, is it so funny?”
“Isn’t it funny?”
Mr. Sun asked him back.
Miss Duan said: “Let the pig demon.” The
two walked out of the cave, Xuanzang took out the gourd musical instrument he carried, while Miss Duan was dancing under the full moon, and the laughter in the theater finally disappeared. Everyone looked at the scene in front of them attentively – the
white clothes were flying.
The exiled immortal dances lightly under the moon.
Miss Duan Mei was thrilled.
It’s the music of “Love in My Life” again, this time Miss Duan also sang it, and the movie used her original voice, adding a bit of sadness: “The lover leaves and never comes back, sighing without words, love is no longer, although The flowers will fall apart, but they will reopen, as if the love of the past lives is outside the white clouds, the love makes people sad, the fate in this world cannot be changed, separated, and cannot love each other again, is this the arrangement of God…”
He stared at her.
Xuanzang seemed to be insane.
I don’t know if it’s because of the charming moonlight, or because of her overwhelming beauty. Her graceful figure is like a glimpse between every vertical movement. Very far at once.
Xuanzang suddenly choked up.
His eyes were slightly red, and he stretched out his hand to grasp, but it was in vain, unable to grasp the cruel moonlight, unable to grasp the figure of Qing Wu, the wind slipped away from his fingers, and the singing disappeared.
There is a roar in the distance.
Pig Gang Mane finally came.
Miss Duan almost instinctively stood in front of Xuanzang, just like every time she encountered danger, but this time Zhu Gangjiao encountered an opponent, and he was easily subdued by Sun Wukong.
Back to the cave.
Zhu Ganghya was successfully exorcised, but Miss Duan took out the fish monsters she had previously exorcised and handed it over to Xuanzang: “I know you have your own ideas of exorcism, so I will leave these two monsters to you to deal with. ”
Thank you.”
Xuanzang took the monster doll.
Miss Duan closed her eyes gently.
Xuanzang deliberately pretended not to understand, and said, “Miss Duan, Miss Duan, are you tired? Go back and rest.”
“Hey…”
Miss Duan opened her eyes and said with a bit of resentment, “I didn’t say, when The girl closed her eyes because she wanted you to kiss her…”
“…”
Xuanzang was a little overwhelmed, and even looked at Sun Wukong, who stood up immediately: “Miss Duan, it’s not just about subjugating demons and eliminating demons. In fact, I can do it for you.”
“Mr. Sun.”
Miss Duan smiled slightly, and the next moment she kicked Sun Wukong on the buttocks, kicking him directly to the side, so angry that he made a monkey bark: “I remember when I took a watermelon knife from Nantianmen… ”
No one pays attention to him.
Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang again, and said cautiously, “I’m sorry, many things are my fault, I must change it, and I have decided to be a gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the future. Will you accept this?”
“… ”
Xuanzang looked east and west, and finally looked at Sun Monkey. Sun Monkey touched the top of his slightly bald head, and then took two steps into the distance. At this time, the young lady took out the indeterminate flying ring and put it on it. It turned into the size of a ring and brought it to Xuanzang.
“What are you doing?”
Miss Duan said shyly, “I decided to marry you. This ring represents my love for you.”
Xuanzang looked at Sun Monkey again.
Sun Monkey scolded: “This place is so big, where else can I go?!”
“Ignore him, do you want to?”
Miss Duan looked at Xuanzang with a full face.
Xuanzang tried to take off the ring, but found that he couldn’t take it off at all. Miss Duan said proudly: “You can never take off the ring that is indefinitely rooted in the flesh.”
Xuanzang put his hand flat.
Pick up a rock.
Miss Duan said tremblingly, “What are you doing?”
Xuanzang said, “I don’t want to. I can’t take off this ring today. If it’s a big deal, I don’t want this finger.”
He hit hard.
But it doesn’t hurt.
Because Miss Duan’s hand covered his, Miss Duan’s hand was hurt and bleeding, but there were tears in her eyes, she said, “I know, I won’t bother you anymore.”
She took it down ring.
Then, with her bloody hands, she took out a tattered book from her arms and gave it to him: “I’ve been spelling your “Three Hundred Nursery Songs” for three days, and I don’t know many words, so it’s a mess. Yes .
” “No.
”
Xuanzang lowered his head and didn’t look at her.
She nodded and walked away.