Chapter 9 One Fat Destroys All

The third place in the 5,000 meters, when I held the heavy medal, I couldn’t help kissing three times. This is not only a medal, but also a milestone of my first victory in Xu Jingjing’s life. Although I fainted from exhaustion and fell asleep on the spot, it did not affect my stalwart and tall image in the hearts of my classmates at all.

“Xu Jingjing, apart from you, no one in our class dared to challenge this project before.”

“Xu Jingjing, you are the word of inspiration!”

“Inspirational Crystal! You are awesome!”

Inspirational crystal! What a lovely and inspiring name, this is much more uplifting than “Carmen Jingjing”!

However, someone in the class chat group suddenly twitched and typed these three words into “lychee essence”… So I just took off the crown of “Carmen Jingjing” and put on the crown of “lychee essence”. Think of the peony essence and peach tree essence in “Liao Zhai”, but none of the ox forks from my “lychee essence”, because one blooms and the other leaves, I have already fruited.

Just when I was pulling Xiaobai and Jiayao and lying in the corner crying and laughing because of this nickname, Xiong Shuai and a few boys suddenly came towards me with high spirits. I was taken aback by their passionate aura, and stammered, “You, you… what do you guys want to do?”

“Jingjing, I’m a handsome man and a man. I’m willing to admit defeat, and I’ll be a bench for you when I agree to be a bench for you!” I saw that he finished talking to me with a serious face, and when he flipped his sleeves, he thumped. Lie down on the ground, “Come on! Please sit up!”

Fog grass! Scared me… stunned!

That day he was in front of a fifty cents face, no! The whole class is

The confession to me by my classmates in the second year of high school has left a huge shadow on my young mind, and today I actually lie down exaggeratedly. My sister has already spread the reputation of “Lychee Essence” throughout the second year of high school, but I don’t want to spread it to the whole school.

Before I could open my mouth to refuse, Zhou Dapeng pointed to a few boys behind him and said, “Sister Lizhi, don’t be polite, hurry up and sit down, do you want to sit with us when you’re done?”

“Pfft~~~” Xiaobai and Jiayao spit all the way.

I stared blankly at the boys who were waiting in line for me to sit… I rubbed my eyes and then rubbed my eyes again, and their little eyes of anticipation that they were waiting in line to be seated did not disappear.

I said to Xiong Shuai with embarrassment on my face: “Xiong Shuai, if you have something to say, get up and say it. Your movement is too loud, and my heart can’t stand it. No one took that bet seriously. After all, I have to thank you, If it weren’t for your betting excitement, I wouldn’t have such a high fighting spirit. Do you think so? Get up and forget about the bet.”

“No! A gentleman’s words, a dead horse is hard to chase! I’m willing to admit defeat, otherwise how can I behave in front of my classmates in the future? Don’t worry! Just sit down, I won’t die.” Xiong Shuai grinned at me He smiled, his white teeth shining.

I go! You will not die, I will die! I’m so scared to death by you!

“Shuai Xiong, if you don’t get up again, believe it or not, sister is going to harvest the kidneys with her bare hands?!” I fiercely stretched out my hand, making a backhand digging inwards gesture with the Jiuyin White Bone Claw.

Unexpectedly, the boy standing was so nervous that his expression changed, all of them covered their little JJ with both hands,

“Hey Mom, this peach picking posture is too standard. I’m afraid!” After speaking, he slid away and disappeared, leaving only Xiong Shuai, who was still lying on the ground with his hands braced.

However, Xiong Shuai still has the heroic expression of “Come on, brother is not afraid, brother has put life and death aside”, “I’m not afraid! Pick it!”

“Pfft~~~~” If saliva can turn into blood, my sister must be bloody.

Xiaobai and Jiayao looked at the chemistry teacher who was walking in the distance, and leaned in my ear to remind, “Chemist Shi is on your left at nine o’clock. After ten seconds, turn to the Academic Affairs Office.”

There are still five minutes to go to class. If you see it for a piece of fifty cents, you will be criticized again. So, it’s the best way to go! In addition to being a teacher, Teacher Shi of Chemistry is also a middle-aged woman with a lot of maternal love, so Xiong Shuai is sorry, if you offend yourself, you will endure it even if you kneel. I silently count in my heart, one, two, three…

“Teacher, someone here accidentally fell and was injured.” After I shouted, Teacher Shi walked over in three steps and two steps. Taking the opportunity, I dropped Xiong Shuai who couldn’t get up in time, dragged Xiaobai and Jiayao and ran away, successfully avoiding Teacher Shi and hiding in the classroom.

Because Xiong Shuai was nervous, he was about to get up and then fell heavily. This time, Teacher Shi was so anxious that he dragged him to the infirmary like a hen protecting a chicken…

The bell rang for class and we hurried back to our seats. This class is an art class. In our eyes, it is also a self-study class. The self-study class is euphemistically called a self-study class. What, “Ms. He of PE is not here today”, “Ms. Tao of music went to the district for a meeting”, “Ms. Zhang of art gave birth today.”

“I’m sick” has long been familiar, so we have become accustomed to all classes other than the main class are called self-study classes.

However, five minutes later, the teacher who came to sit on the pile did not appear, and the classroom was peaceful. Not long after, there was a rustling conversation in a corner of the classroom. This sound was like a virus. It spread rapidly in the class, and it became bigger and bigger. Later, the entire classroom became Duck pond. All the friends chatted happily, and some even threw paper airplanes. However, at the moment when the paper plane was thrown, the classmate suddenly looked at the back of the classroom and screamed in horror, as if seeing a zombie.

The next second the back door of the classroom was pushed open from the outside. With a stack of papers tucked into his elbow, he stepped onto the podium with a sullen face, and the classroom immediately fell silent.

“I heard it in the office. Our second-year (1) class was the loudest in the whole building. I stood outside the door for ten minutes, and you were arguing for ten minutes. There are still classmates origami planes. Wang Zhongyuan, are you Are you going to apply for Beihang or China Southern Airlines?”

Classmate Wang did not dare to say anything.

A piece of Wumao said sharply: “Copy Lu You’s “Shi’er” five hundred times for me.”

There is nothing in this world that can stop a piece of Wu Mao from smashing the back door. He actually stood outside the door for ten minutes, and no one in the class could find it. No wonder classmate Wang can make such a tragic cry. The horror scene of a five-haired door is even more frightening than the Hong Kong film “Old Corpse in the Mountain Village”.

“That… Zhong Jiaying, what did you just watch?”

Classmate Zhong didn’t dare to say anything.

“Take it out! Take it out! Let

Let’s enjoy it together. ”

Under the pressure of a piece of fifty cents, Zhong had no choice but to pull out an English book with a damaged cover from the drawer. A piece of fifty cents took out the book and looked at the cover. The book didn’t even open the book and pulled off the cover that contained the book, revealing its true colors. The classroom was full of mourning.

“Dream into Fei Fei”? Drink!” Piece Wu Mao read the title of the book, which was a romance novel that was about to be ripped apart by all the girls in the class. A piece of fifty cents slammed “Fantasy” on the podium, “Is it time for you to be infatuated? Zhong Jiaying, you copied ‘I don’t want to be infatuated’ a thousand times for me.”

Classmate Zhong’s tears immediately welled up in his eyes and swirled. If he hadn’t been afraid of being punished, he would have cried out a long time ago.

The author who wrote this novel is really miserable. It is estimated that all the girls in the class will not read her book again in the future. What is the name of “Fantasy”.

“Your class is the worst class I’ve ever taught. One class is not as good as one class. How can the students in the previous class be as free and undisciplined as you?”

This sentence seems to be an eternal law. From elementary school to junior high school to high school, it seems that all teachers like to say it.

“Come, talk to me, how many of you have Beijing Shanghai hukou?”

“No?! If you don’t, you should study hard and make progress every day. With your attitude towards learning, I can become the President of the United States, but none of you will be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University. After you graduate, don’t say that I was taught by someone in high school. from.”

“I don’t know how the self-study class is the way to go? Take out all the math books for me, and start from the first page.

All formulas and theorems were copied three times for me. ”

The little friends did not dare to come out one by one, and obediently took out their mathematics books.

“Student Li Yang, let you take the math book, what language book do you take?” A chalk tip was thrown directly behind me, and the boy behind me groaned while covering his forehead.

Don’t ask me why the Chinese teacher asked you to take the math book? Who in particular knows why?

“Wait for Mr. Li to explain yesterday’s math test paper to you. Before Mr. Li came, I carefully copied it. Did you hear?!”

Everyone obediently started copying the formula. Only Xiong Shuai, who had just entered the door, raised his hand and asked, “Teacher, where can I copy it?”

“Where do you copy it? Don’t you have a math homework book? What do you do with the homework books that you usually send out? If you can’t find the booklet, copy it to me as a text.”

As a result, the voice of the whole class collectively changing the workbook came. Don’t ask us why we copy mathematical formulas and theorems on the text.

At this time, classmate Wang Zhongyuan suddenly raised his hand and said, “Teacher… can I not copy “Shier”? I can copy Wang Xizhi’s “Orchid Pavilion Collection”, everyone is surnamed Wang…”

I don’t know who gave the name of classmate Wang. Since entering high school, as long as he makes a mistake and gets caught, he will be punished for copying Lu You’s “Shi’er”. Because of “Shi’er”, classmate Wang’s poems and songs about Lu You have reached the level of reciting the poems and poems, so classmate Wang has a great fear of Lu You and psychological barriers.

A piece of Wumao nodded with satisfaction, and said, “Very good, I am enlightened.”

Zhong Jiaying also raised her hand and said in a low voice, “Teacher… Can I also copy the “Orchid Pavilion Collection”? My mother’s surname is Wang…”

“Very good, good, very conscious.”

huh huh…

A fifty cents walked out of the classroom with satisfaction. The whole class began to realize their own consciousness.

After finally finishing school next to each other, everyone was relieved to pack up their schoolbags and ran wildly outside the school gate. As soon as I walked out of the teaching building, I was stopped by Xiong Shuai, “Xu Jingjing, the previous matter has not been resolved. You must sit with me today!”

Fog grass! did you? Sister is not a triad!

Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao, two good friends who flew away from each other, waved at me ruthlessly and abandoned me just like that.

I stared at Xiong Shuai speechlessly, and said, “Brother, Wang Zhongyuan and Zhong Jiaying have just realized it, but you haven’t realized it yet?”

Zhou Dapeng said, “Sister Jingjing, please give us a good face. Make a quick decision, otherwise Xiong Shuai will not be able to eat or sleep when he returns at night.”

I shook my head in dismay.

The flower bed not far away is full of jasmine flowers. In the early winter, the green branches and leaves of the jasmine flowers have begun to turn into withered and yellow branches. At this time, a familiar figure emerges from the back of the flower bed. The instant noodles came over like a well-behaved elementary school student with a schoolbag on his back.

Please sit down. Row!

“You two wait for me.”

I rushed over and grabbed the instant noodles. The instant noodles were really startled: “Xu Jingjing? What are you doing?”

“Instant noodles, do I owe you a favor?”

Instant noodles looked confused and asked, “What kind of favor?”

“Last time I ran five kilometers and fell asleep. Did you carry me to the duty room?”

Instant Noodles nodded in confusion.

“And then you took me home again, didn’t you?”

“Yeah.” Instant noodles continued to be stunned.

“So is this considered a favor?”

his face

Looking at me suspiciously, he still nodded reluctantly, “It should be… Forget it.”

“That’s fine. Do me a favor? We’ll settle it.”

“What are you busy with?”

“Sit Xiong Shuai and Zhou Dapeng for me!”

“What?!” Hearing the instant noodles, his face was full of disbelief, and his head shook like a rattle.

“It’s sitting, not doing.” The two pronunciations were the same, and I didn’t have time to explain, “Just come with me.”

I dragged him in front of Xiong Shuai. He looked at Xiong Shuai lying on the ground, and became even more confused. He said in a puzzled tone, “Xiong… Xiong Shuai, what are you doing? Are you practicing toad kung fu from Ouyang Feng? ”

Zhou Dapeng spat out a sip of water, kept patting his thighs, and bent over with a smile.

Ouch, instant noodles, you must have been sent by monkeys to be funny.

With a smile, I pushed the instant noodles onto Xiong Shuai’s back and said, “Quick! Sit him for me.”

As soon as the instant noodles approached Xiong Shuai, Xiong Shuai quit, jumped up suddenly, and said, “Jingjing, this is an account between the two of us, how can you find someone else?”

“You owe me, I owe him. You want to pay me back, and I happen to want to pay him back, so you can pay him directly for me.”

“That…that…” Instant Noodle barely understood what was going on, but couldn’t find the time to interject.

“You still haven’t paid it back?” I stared at Xiong Shuai.

Xiong Shuai didn’t respond, looked at the shape of the instant noodles, and shivered. Zhou Dapeng frowned, staring at the shape of instant noodles and winking at Xiong Shuai, the subtext: fog grass! If this guy sits on his ass, can we both see the sun tomorrow? Brother, dare to retreat!

I’m a girl, slender, sit up, yes

For Xiong Shuai and Zhou Dapeng, it is not painful, but if it is replaced by the instant noodles of the fat Xiong Zhuang, it is not necessarily.

Xiong Shuai looked at Zhou Dapeng in embarrassment, struggling in his heart, as if to say: What should I do then? Has everything been said? How to withdraw?

The devil knows how to withdraw! Zhou Dapeng also didn’t know what to do.

Xiong Shuai scratched his head, just about to slap his swollen face to make him fat, only to hear instant noodles finally interject: “Forget it, it’s a trivial matter, don’t need to pay it back.”

When I saw this, I immediately went down the steps to Xiong Shuai and said, “Xiong Shuai, now Kang Jiawei said that he doesn’t need to pay it back, so let’s clear it up. You two don’t have to pay me back so persistently, how about it?”

“Okay! Qing Dynasty!” Xiong Shuai and Zhou Dapeng said in unison. The two looked at the instant noodles, and nodded straight without hesitation, for fear that the instant noodles would go back on their words.

“OK, now that the two are clear, then go back to their respective homes and find their respective mothers. Bye bye.” I waved my hands happily at Xiong Shuai, and the two of them smoked a puff of smoke and ran out of the school gate.

“Instant noodles, thank you.” I pulled on the strap of my schoolbag, and was about to withdraw in a refreshing state of mind, but before I turned around, I saw a familiar figure, Gao Zhan, turning around from the teaching building at the rear. I was hesitating whether to go up and say hello to him, but Xu Jingjing’s familiar figure caught up with him and walked side by side with him.

I go! This greeting is definitely impossible to say. The two have become conjoined twins. If they are caught, they will definitely be pulled to be a light bulb. I looked around quickly, only the flower bed could cover my body. I dragged Mu Na’s instant noodles to the flower bed, and let his generous and strong body block my petite me.

The instant noodles are unknown, so,

“What are you doing?”

“You don’t want to be Philip anymore, do you?” I pouted in Gao Zhan’s direction.

He glanced at it, immediately understood, and hummed.

“If you don’t want to be, just block it! Don’t let them find me.” I jumped onto the flower bed, huddled behind the instant noodles, and pulled a bunch of dead branches of the jasmine to block it.

“You blocked me, but I didn’t block it.”

“Don’t talk. Don’t worry, Xu Jingjing won’t make you a light bulb. She also expects Gao Zhan to teach her her homework.”

“You tell me not to say it, say so much yourself.”

“Hurry up!” I covered the dead branches.

When Gao Zhan saw instant noodles when he passed the flower bed, he bowed his head politely as a greeting.

Xu Jingjing showed off her housekeeping skills, smiled sweetly, and her voice was so soft that it almost melted people’s hearts, “Jiawei, why haven’t you left yet?”

“Oh, Ma… I’m going to leave soon.” Instant noodles started to get nervous again.

“Have you seen Xu Jingjing?” Xu Jingjing asked again.

Sure enough, the goblin just wouldn’t let me go.

Instant noodles even nodded. At that time, I felt a chill in my heart, and my frozen heart seemed to have been trampled by 10,000 grass-mud horses and shattered into slag. At present, this product has fallen again.

I was about to die with all my heart, but who knows, he pointed in the direction of the school gate and said, “I saw her hurried out of the school gate just now, and Xiong Shuai and Zhou Dapeng were chasing after her.”

Xu Jingjing’s voice brightened as soon as she heard it, “I’ll say Xiong Shuai is chasing her. Don’t you believe it?”

I hid behind the instant noodles and couldn’t see Xu Jingjing’s expression, but it seemed like she was speaking to Gao Zhan.

Gao Zhan said in a low voice, “Let’s go.”

Xu Jingjing rushes again

The instant noodles said: “Jiawei, let’s go first. Bye.”

“Bye bye…” Instant Noodle waved his hand, his voice a little lost.

It wasn’t until they were far away that I jumped out from behind the instant noodles, “Scared the baby to death! It’s so haunted. I don’t know who has provoked who.”

After leaving the school gate, I bought a bottle of Coke, unscrewed the bottle cap, took a big mouthful of shock, and said, “It’s really thanks to you, otherwise I don’t know what to do. Here comes Xu Jingjing, Tang Seng is not as busy as me in studying scriptures!”

However, instant noodles looked confused and ignored me. To be precise, after he walked out of the school, he walked to the station and remained silent. Seeing his dumbfounded appearance, I couldn’t help but shove him with my arms, “Hey, what’s the matter with you?”

“Nothing?” He frowned slightly and looked up at the clouds floating in the sky.

I have never seen him look at the sky forty-five degrees with a beautiful and sad look since the war with him turned into jade and silk. I poked him again and said, “Hey, what else are you embarrassed to tell me? I’m the only person in the class who knows that you have a crush on Xu Jingjing. Say it with confidence, I promise not to. told someone else.”

He turned his head, looked at me seriously, and said, “Xu Jingjing, should I lose weight?”

I just drank the imported Coke and spit it out. I couldn’t help laughing out loud: “Instant noodles, what kind of stimulation did you get suddenly awakened today?”

Staring at his slightly stinging eyes, I suddenly understood… The instinctive reactions of Xiong Shuai and Zhou Dapeng made him realize that he was really too fat

, A man like Xiong Shuai who is so fat that he wants to suffer for face would rather lose face than be seated by him. At the same time, I also realize that my selfishness has brought him invisible harm.

“I’m sorry, Kang Jiawei, I didn’t mean it. That…don’t take it to heart. Actually…actually…” I was so clumsy even trying to comfort him.

“You don’t need to comfort me. I’m fine. Just asking casually was just a joke. Let’s go, take the car home.” He had a kind smile on the corner of his mouth, revealing two shallow pear nests. After speaking, he turned and walked to the bus stop.

I looked at his chubby back with a bit of loneliness, holding the Coke bottle in his hand, and scolded myself N times in my heart.

“Xu Jingjing!”

I was just about to walk to the bus stop when I heard a sunny and magnetic voice coming from a certain direction. I looked around, and then I saw Dr. Zhao coming out of the school’s underground parking lot in a silver sports car.

Dr. Zhao waved at me and said, “Come on, get in the car, and take you home.”

I ran over and said, “Doctor Zhao, you leave work early today.”

“Oh, I get off work early every day. Last time, it was just an exception.” Dr. Zhao glanced at the platform in front of him with a smile, “Yo! Fatty is also here.”

I heard Dr. Zhao call instant noodles “Little Fat Paper”, and subconsciously frowned, “Doctor Zhao, don’t call him Little Fat Paper in the future, it hurts people.”

The clever Doctor Zhao immediately heard something in the words, raised his eyebrows, pulled the car aside, and said, “What’s the matter? Let’s hear it.”

So I brought what happened before to the dragon

I told Dr. Zhao about the pulse, “It’s all my fault. I just pulled him to help me, and I didn’t think it might hurt him.”

After Dr. Zhao heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, “It’s very simple. It’s better if you help him lose weight.”

I was startled. Although I gave advice on instant noodles to lose weight before, I didn’t really think about helping him, and I didn’t think about this problem at all. Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I said, “Doctor Zhao, can you take us to the nearby city sports park?”

“you?”

“Me and Kang Jiawei. If I help Kang Jiawei lose weight, maybe it’s better than building a seven-level pagoda.”

“Kang Jiawei got on the bus.” Dr. Zhao pointed to the bus stop behind me.

I turned around and saw that, sure enough, instant noodles had already stepped on the bus with a schoolbag on my back, and I chased after him without even thinking about it.

Dr. Zhao stopped me in time: “Girl, do you really think that after you run 5,000 meters, you can run over the bus with rocket launchers on your two legs? Get on the bus!”

I turned around, opened the car door, and quickly got into Dr. Zhao’s car.

Dr. Zhao started the engine, stepped on the accelerator and quickly caught up with the bus, and the two cars were side by side.

Through the glass window of the bus, I saw instant noodles standing in the middle of the carriage, because his body was a little big, and the people behind him kept trying to squeeze past him. His face was extremely dark. I stretched out my hand and shouted at him, “Kang Jiawei!”

He heard my voice and looked out of the car, surprised to see me sitting in the sports car.

“Get off at the next stop!” I continued shouting.

At the next stop, he got off the car and was even more surprised to see Dr. Zhao.

“Get in the car.” I waved at him.

he hesitated

, Seeing Dr. Zhao nodded, he opened the car door and got in the car. He asked suspiciously, “Doctor Zhao, why are you?”

Dr. Zhao smiled and said, “I just got off work and saw the two of you. I’ll take you on the way.”

I said to Dr. Zhao, “Dr. Zhao, just go to the place I just said. Thank you.”

“Where?” Instant Noodles looked suspicious.

“Don’t worry about it, you’ll know when it’s time.” I winked at Dr. Zhao, “Doctor Zhao, please.”

“Order!” Dr. Zhao received the instruction, restarted the car with a smile, and took the two of us straight to the city sports park.

After entering the gate of the sports park, with the impression, I found the basketball court.

I said to Kang Jiawei with a serious face: “Instant noodles, let me supervise your weight loss.”

He looked at me in surprise.

“Don’t be embarrassed. In exchange, you help me with my homework,” I added.

He looked at me silently, perhaps not knowing how to answer me.

“Instant noodles, you really like Xu Jingjing, right?”

He finally stopped being silent, his face became slightly hot, and he said a little embarrassedly: “Why do you mention this?”

I clenched my teeth, my heart sank, and I decided to give it up, and said to him very seriously: “Instant noodles, I know that your self-esteem was hurt just now. Now, I will tell you responsibly that I will stab you again, It will hurt even more than just now. The way you are now, let alone Xu Jingjing, even my ‘Li Gui’ Xu Jingjing can’t like you. Do you know what girls hate most about boys? Fat! Scumbag!”

His face froze for a moment, and he replied, “I

Not short, I am 1.83 meters. Seven aunts said that I still have a long way to go. “He straightened up and tried to look very big.

One meter eighty three? This guy is actually 1.83 meters tall? It was even taller than Gao Zhan.

I quickly discovered the reality that I really needed to look up at him before I could talk to him looking in his eyes. I always thought this one was 1.7 meters at most. It turned out that he was so tall! How much does the flesh on his body affect the visual effect?

“Okay, okay! I believe you are 1.83 meters, I think you are 1.85 meters, but the visual effect is short, do you understand? Do you know why our girls are so wasteful to lose weight all day long? One fattening ruins everything! You are fat I can’t bear to be shorter than you, understand? Don’t say that Xu Jingjing likes you, if you can make other girls in our school look at you more and chase you like a nymphomaniac every day, you will be considered a step forward. The first step to success in life.”

I took out my mobile phone and pointed him all the photos of Oppa, who is currently popular in Korea, what SJ, EXO… especially pointed to a few Oppas in the popular Korean drama recently, and told him what is handsome and what is mainstream , What is the aesthetic standard of our girls, “Our girls like to have good looks, great stature, and long legs, so Gao Zhan has been on the school grass champion for so long. Do you understand?”

Instant Noodles stared at me with a tangled face, not very understanding, “I can understand that you girls think Gao Zhan is handsome. But don’t you think that all of the Korean male stars you listed are all scumbags? And you said The people in this group have their hair well-washed, blow-cut, and they cover either the left half of their face or the right half of their face.

Or both eyes are covered, don’t they think it’s uncomfortable to pierce the eyes? And also draw eyeliner, which man draws eyeliner? ”

It is convenient to express strong doubts about the aesthetics of our girls.

“You! shutup! Just because of your saying that our idol is a sissy, and our hairstyle is a haircut, do you know that it is enough for you to die a thousand times ten thousand times in front of our girls? Eternal life?” I was angry I have to take out a compass from my schoolbag and face him. If he dares to say no to Aidou again, I will definitely use the compass to tie him to an early birth.

He seemed to be frightened by my maddened anger. He gently pushed aside the compass with his hand and said timidly, “Pl…Pleasegoon!”

I put away the compasses and continued: “You don’t need to question, you just do as you do. Now that you have realized that you are fat and others will despise you, then you should cheer up, and from now on, give it a good I’m losing weight. When there are sports meetings in the future, you shouldn’t apply for the shot put discus project. At first glance, this kind of project is…that is…that the limbs are developed and the mind is simple. ”

He shook his right index finger disapprovingly, and said calmly: “Tossing a shot put and a discus is a test of IQ, because the best shot angle requires precise mathematical calculations.”

I:”…”

He is always so serious, and the appearance of a scholar on his face makes me very broken.

“I mean, no matter what sport, you have to look handsome. Handsome! Do you understand? It’s like Gao Zhan, we girls think he looks handsome when he plays basketball. Who would think that shot put is handsome? You give I’m going to play basketball.”

He instinctively frowned,

: “Why do you want to play basketball? Actually, I prefer to play football. When I was not fat, I played football.”

“Stop! Why don’t you have any consciousness at all? Do you know why we girls like to watch boys play basketball? Because they can score a lot of goals in one minute, they can pose in various poses, such as three-step layups, such as three-pointers. The ball, let’s take a slam dunk. We girls like to watch boys hang on the basketball hoop. When you play football, the daylily will be cold when you score a goal. Maybe you can finish the whole kick without a single ball. Come in. Are we in a hurry to sit in the stands? Do you know how far the stands are from the court? So we have to play basketball!”

“It turns out that you like to watch boys hang on the backboard all kinds of swaying…” Instant Noodles listened, his eyes widened involuntarily, and his expression was full of contempt, “Why are you girls so brainless?”

“Our girls are so brainless when it comes to nympho.”

He couldn’t help but added, “You guys like to watch hanging on the backboard. In fact, during the European Cup, many stars like to take off their clothes…”

I raised my hand and flicked his forehead hard, “Can your mind be purer? What do you think about all day? Do they also take off their clothes during the NBA basketball league?”

“But they’re very dark, and they don’t meet the standards of those Hallyu stars you just showed me.”

“…Pfft.” It seemed to make a lot of sense, and I was speechless to refute, “In short, from now on, with me supervising you, you will definitely lose weight. After losing weight, your life will be different. In this day and age, thinness is beauty

. What is far from success in your life is not that 50 meters, but 50 pounds of meat. I will give you a weight loss plan and recipes, and then supervise you. You have to believe me, I’m a 5,000-meter finisher. ”

“Puchi~~~ How do you set up your big truths?” Instant noodles finally made me laugh, and that smile was very infectious, which made my heart that was tight before relaxed all of a sudden.

This is thanks to the mother-in-law who is a demon in the family. In order to lose weight, all the slogans and recipes I say are all exchanged by Miss Beauty with RMB and sweat.

“Okay, let’s start.” I put my schoolbag on the ground and found the best place to sit down. “You go around this small playground and run ten laps.”

“…”

“Aren’t you in a hurry to go home and do your homework this weekend?”

“No hurry. I’ve already done half of my homework at school.”

“…” Xueba is Xueba, like I didn’t write a word, “Just don’t rush to do your homework. Hurry up and run ten laps around this small playground.”

“…”