Chapter 2 Killing a “Master Kong” halfway

“Look at Xiaojing, she is beautiful and dances well. She just won the first prize in the city. Look at you again. We also learned dance together. What did you learn? In the past, performances were always the last. One row, and now I can’t even stand in the last row.”

“Because I don’t have to waste time dancing now, so I don’t have to stand in the last row.”

“Are you still reasonable? I haven’t seen you paying too much attention to your studies. Can you tell me how much you scored in the exam when the school started?”

“Mom, I’m going to school!”

I have long been accustomed to the cliché about my mother-in-law, Miss Wang Jiaren. The family rule that I complained every morning before leaving the house has continued for N years and has not changed.

Who is Xiao Jing? “The child next door” Xu Jingjing. As the name suggests, Shu Miaojing has a slim waist. With fair skin and beautiful body, she was regarded as a goddess-level school flower by all the boys in the school. Even the pronunciation of the name is similar, but the three characters “Xu Jingjing” seem to be higher than the three characters of “Xu Jingjing”.

Also from elementary school dancing, she is always the white swan standing at the forefront, and I am not even qualified to be an underage ugly duckling. In fact, my aptitude is dull, and I am not a dance learner, but there is a mother-in-law who is very strong and victorious. When I see the next door neighbor’s child dancing well, with a beautiful figure, oh my heart is itching, so Forced me to go to the Children’s Palace to sign up for a dance class. Unexpectedly, the dance class was full. In order not to lose, my mother forced me into the martial arts class opposite the door. Because “dance” and “wu” sound the same. In this way, I was tortured by all kinds of rolling and stretching for two or three years.

,covered in wounds. Even if the mother-in-law realized that I was not a martial arts prodigy, she would not be merciful to bring me home. After I got used to the martial arts world with great difficulty, my mother-in-law sent me to the dance world with high fighting spirit. So, the martial arts instructor opposite the door looked at me with a hurt face, sighed and shook his head, silently closed the door, and the master and the apprentice never saw each other. In the past two or three years, the martial arts skills have not been learned in vain, and they have been very prominent in dancing. In order not to hurt my young mind, the dance teacher silently put me in the last row, which is colder than the bench…

To sum up the above, my mother’s dislike for me has been deeply rooted since childhood. In other words, who doesn’t have a kid next door that hates it? If everyone in this world is the child next door, and no waste wood appears, how can it reflect the excellence of the child next door? I firmly believe that I am born to be useful, everyone has their own path, and no one can draw the landscape for you from the beginning. So I don’t mind self-sacrifice, and I am willing to make an environmentally friendly and low-carbon green leaf to set off the delicate red flower next door. I have a very strong heart and a thicker skin than a city wall, WhoTMcares! I am happy, so I am proud!

“Jingjing, hurry up! The game is about to end, we won’t see it any longer!” Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao’s anxious urging voices entered the bathroom.

“Give me ten seconds!” Say it! It only took me ten seconds to lift my pants, wash my hands, and walk out of the bathroom.

Me, Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao ran all the way

to the playground, as an exciting basketball game draws to a close.

It’s not the game that’s exciting, it’s the people who play it. Especially in this face-seeing world, tall, handsome, and domineering are the three undisputed characteristics of a male god. And Gao Zhan, the monitor of our second year (1) class, just has these three characteristics, and naturally he has become the male **** in the eyes of the girls in the school, and the boy who makes the boys in the school jealous.

“Come on Gao Zhan! Come on Gao Zhan! Come on Gao Zhan!”

Who is young without many gods and goddesses? In addition to the boys who like sports, the small basketball court has already been surrounded by **** girls holding their own hearts and screaming.

I squeezed into the circle with my strong arms and joined the team to cheer for Gao Zhan. Living up to expectations, in just two minutes before the end, Gao Zhan scored more than ten points in a row, and the girls in the arena became even more passionate. The excited screams cut through the sky and penetrated into the cloudy night, startling a group of sparrows!

Seeing that the decisive rebound was about to be grabbed by Gao Zhan, who knew that suddenly Gao Zhan was fouled by his opponent, his hand slipped, and the basketball flew straight towards us and smashed **** someone’s face.

I let out a howl like a slaughtering pig, piercing my heart.

The shouting in the crowd stopped, the whistle stopped, and everyone looked at me in unison.

Gao Zhan ran over quickly and said nervously, “Are you all right?”

Face-to-face with the male **** so close, and the male **** cares so much about me, my heart is extremely surging, the deer rammed, completely forgot the pain in a certain part, touched my intact face, and said excitedly: “I…

…I’m fine! ”

Gao Zhan forcibly cast his eyes on me from the front right of me, and twitched the corner of his mouth and said, “Of course I know you’re fine, and the ball didn’t hit you.”

“…” A flock of crows flew over my head, and I suddenly felt that my heart was broken into pieces.

According to Xiaoyan’s Law, the ball must have hit me in the face, but when I regained my senses, this was not the case. The ball slammed into the face of a chunky boy in front of me right in front of me. The chunky boy is none other than a freshman who just transferred from our class a few days ago, his name is Kang XX. Sorry for calling him Kang **** because I haven’t remembered what his exact name is.

I glared at the chunky brother. In fact, he is not short, he is even a head taller than me, and he is almost on par with Gao Zhan, who is 1.82 meters, but his face is full and his body is round. , and the hair that was curly and straightened like instant noodles, the visual effect naturally became a chunky one. Blood was flowing out of his fairly straight nose, like two blood-red bugs hanging on it.

Dumpty brother, I would recognize you if you were a girl, but what kind of mirror are you running out of as a boy? What sense of existence is anger brushing? ! Even if it’s forcibly joining the tanmei CP, it’s not as good-looking as you are?

“Here you are!” A girl with beautiful long hair next to her handed Gao Zhan a pack of tissues, it was Xu Jingjing.

“Thank you.” Gao Zhan gratefully took the tissue and wanted to wipe the nosebleed from the chubby man, but he felt it was inappropriate, so he had to stuff the tissue into the chubby man, “I’m sorry, Kang Jiawei, I didn’t mean it, I’ll take you to the doctor. room.”

Chunky while wiping with a tissue

Nosebleed, he shook his head and said, “It’s none of your business, I’m fine, I’ll just go by myself. Hurry up and continue the game.”

“I’ll accompany him.” Xu Jingjing volunteered, “Hurry up and continue the game.”

Another boy, Xiong Shuai, also stood up on his own, “Gao Zhan, you race first, and Xu Jingjing and I will send Kang Jiawei there.”

Gao Zhan nodded, wiped the sweat from his face, glanced at Xu Jingjing with guilt and relief, and turned to the arena.

At this moment, I seem to see the arrow of Cupid, the **** of love, “whoosh”, from Xu Jingjing’s chest directly through Gao Zhan’s chest… So opportunities are always only given to those who are prepared, and people like me , only worthy of the passer-by who was standing beside him and watched eagerly…

But it was after this basketball game that I was deeply aware of the fact that my mother was nagging every day, that the distance between me and Xu Jingjing was a chasm that could not be bridged between a woman and a goddess.

Slowly, passerby A was squeezed out by the crowd.

Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao also retreated with the crowd.

“Jingjing, you’re bleeding!” Lu Xiaobai suddenly called out.

“Ah? Where?” I regained my senses and touched my nose, “No bleeding! The ball didn’t hit me!”

Wang Jiayao pointed at my foot and said anxiously, “Your big toe! Oh my god! The nails of your right big toe have turned over, don’t you feel pain?”

I looked down and I went! On my right foot, not only the nails of the big toe are turned over, but even the nails of the second toe are broken and bleeding, okay? The sandal on my right foot was full of blood. I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my heart, “Oh my god! It hurts me…”

Although Gao Zhan’s ball didn’t hit me in the face just now, it hit Chubby’s face, but Chubby stepped on me hard when it was hit, so that’s why I flew over there. From time to time, he let out a howling like a pig, but later because Gao Zhan suddenly ran over, he only cared about the **** and forgot the pain of the wound.

Thinking of Gao Zhan’s icy look at me just now, my grievances burst into tears, “I’m in trouble! I’m bleeding! My feet hurt so much…” My heart hurts even more!

Lu Xiaobai said with a look of disgust: “There is a knife on the head of the color! You just patronized and talked to Gao Zhan face to face, right? You don’t even know if someone stepped on it. Now I know how dull the nerves must be. ?”

Wang Jiayao supplemented the knife and said, “She doesn’t have a lot of nerves for a day or two. If she’s not big, can she jump out and say she’s all right? Look at Gao Zhan’s expression at that time, it’s a walking emoji package with words : I look like I’ve seen a ghost!”

“Please don’t push me. Hurry up with me to the infirmary! It hurts to death!” I tried to take a step forward, but just as my feet fell, I cried out in pain.

Wang Jiayao said, “Can I go to the infirmary?”

Lu Xiaobai said: “Obviously she can’t. Walking on two legs, can’t walk, just use jumping!”

Just like that, I limped on one foot, and with the help of Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao, I jumped and jumped all the way into the infirmary like a zombie with a broken leg.

The classmates who came and went all the way remembered my sly way. Heartbroken!

In the infirmary, Xu Jingjing and the short fat man were both there, and Xiong Shuai disappeared. The chubby chubby sits on the hospital bed with her head raised, Xu Jingjing

Covering his bleeding nose with gauze, he breathed with his mouth open, looking uncomfortable.

Xu Jingjing watched me limping in, and said in surprise, “Xu Jingjing, why are you injured? Ah! Your feet are bleeding a lot.”

Chunky raised his head, heard Xu Jingjing’s voice, glanced at me subconsciously, then looked at my feet, and then raised his head again without expression.

At first, I didn’t want to care, but seeing him so indifferent, a mouthful of old blood was immediately stuffed into my chest.

“I was stepped on by a pig on the basketball court just now.” I found a stool and sat across from the chubby man, staring straight at him.

Chunky knew I was talking about him, and his face turned red all of a sudden, all the way to the base of his ears.

Xu Jingjing suddenly said in shock: “Oh, you stopped bleeding just now, why is it bleeding again? There is no extra gauze. Doctor Zhao and Xiong Shuai will go get it, you can bear it.”

Chunky looked at Xu Jingjing’s black eyes, and snorted three words, “I’m fine…”

It turns out that I can talk, but I know I broke my foot without saying sorry? I grabbed Lu Xiaobai tightly, took a deep breath, and calmed down.

Lu Xiaobai didn’t know why, so he said nervously, “Oh, Jingjing, what’s wrong with you? It hurts so bad?”

I desperately nodded straight.

Lu Xiaobai said again, “Have you seen the pig that stepped on you? It’s so immoral! Both toenails have been stepped over.”

Lu Xiaobai’s pig sound made the entire infirmary quiet, and everyone looked at the short, fat man sitting on the hospital bed. Xu Jingjing’s hand that stopped the bleeding for the chubby chubby trembled visibly, the chubby face turned even redder, and the blood flowed out again.

This

At that time, Dr. Zhao walked in from the outside with a bag of gauze, and Xiong Shuai came in with him with a box of things. As soon as Dr. Zhao saw me, he smiled and said, “Yo, Xu Jingjing, why are you here again? My stomach hurt the day before yesterday, I fell on my knee yesterday, and where did it fall again today? Dare you plan to make a fort here with me.”

Dr. Zhao has a very nice name, Zhao Yunze. Not only the name is nice, but also humorous. The key is that he is young, tall and handsome, and there are two light eddies on both sides of his cheeks. When he smiles, he is very charming. It is said that since he came to our school as a school doctor, there are more girls who patronize the school infirmary every day than those who line up for lunch in the cafeteria at noon.

Of course, I went to the infirmary to report for three days in a row, not because I was greedy for Dr. Zhao’s beautiful beauty, but a few days ago, my aunt came to visit. I didn’t want to go to gym class. Yesterday, I broke my knee. A vicious dog chased and fell, okay?

I curled my lips and stretched my feet out to him aggrieved.

He glanced at it and said, “Tsk tsk tsk, the injury is serious. But you have to wait a moment. I will deal with the classmate in front first, and then I will clean up the wound for you.”

The classmate in front of him was short and fat.

Xu Jingjing took the blood-stained gauze off her chubby nose and threw it into the trash can. Dr. Zhao began to clean up the blood for Chunky.

I limped over, looked at the squat and bruised nose, and pretended to be surprised: “Dr. Zhao, this classmate was badly hit by a basketball. Look, except for the nose, the cheeks, the eyes. It’s bruised all over, you have to wrap him with a few more layers of gauze.”

Zhao Yi

Sheng glanced at me suspiciously, raised his eyebrows, nodded solemnly, looked at the chubby man and said, “Don’t worry! I will definitely wrap it up for you.”

It didn’t take long for Dr. Zhao’s masterpiece to be completed.

“For the past two days, don’t wash your hair for the time being. Be patient, remember to take the oral medicine every night before going to bed, and apply the ointment once in the morning and once in the evening.”

“But how do I apply the ointment, and where do I apply the ointment?” The chunky classmate’s head was tightly wrapped with several layers of gauze, and only one pair of eyes, a pair of nostrils and a mouth were exposed on one face. mummy look.

Dr. Zhao immediately took back the ointment, “I made a mistake, I made a mistake, this ointment is not for you.”

Xiong Shuai looked at it, and suddenly burst out laughing. Lu Xiaobai and Wang Jiayao also covered their mouths and laughed. The goddess-level Xu Jingjing wanted to laugh, but had to maintain the image of a goddess.

I made no secret of my exaggerated laughter: “Wow! Doctor Zhao, your skills are really good. You must have been to Egypt, right? Hahaha—”

Dr. Zhao smiled brightly, revealing his white teeth, and said, “Yo, you’ve even noticed that I’ve been to Egypt.”

The short, chubby eyes with a sad look, glanced at me, and left the infirmary angrily.

However, when it was my turn, he obviously injured two toe caps. He wrapped my entire foot around me and gave me a cane for free…

“Doctor Zhao, I only hurt two toes…”

“It’s very serious. If you don’t wrap it like this, your entire foot will be ruined.” Dr. Zhao kept saying that he had good intentions, and then pushed me, a disabled person, out of the infirmary.

When I left, I looked at Dr. Zhao’s mouth

The beautiful arc of the horn raised, I always felt that something was wrong. I finally know why the gauze in the infirmary is used so fast, and such a handsome Doctor Zhao is a quack doctor.

The next morning, I nearly missed the bus because of a bad foot injury. After limping to the gate of the school with great difficulty, I happened to meet the short, fat man who was entangled in a mummy.

It’s really a narrow road for enemies!

He glanced at me, his eyes fell on my right foot, and his mouth tried hard, as if he was saying something, but I didn’t hear it clearly. I rolled his eyes at him, didn’t bother to pay attention to him, and limped towards the stairs on the other side of the teaching building.

Suddenly, the bell rang in a hurry. I remembered that the first class today was a Chinese class for our devil head teacher, and I hurriedly jumped straight to the classroom.

Just as the bell was about to fall, I thought I was about to rush into the classroom, but I was stuck on the classroom door…

Do not! To be precise, it wasn’t me who got stuck on the door of the classroom alone, but me and Dumpty got stuck on the door at the same time. When I dashed into the classroom, the chunky guy dashed over from the other side, and the two of us slammed into each other in such a “duang” way that we got stuck on the door frame and couldn’t move.

The head teacher was habitually giving pre-class speeches. Just as he was about to speak, he was taken aback by the chunky and I who suddenly appeared and got stuck on the door.

The eyes of the whole class fell directly on the two of us, and the next second, they collectively let out a barbell-like laughter: “Hahahahaha…”

I subconsciously glanced at Gao Zhan, who was sitting in the last row of the classroom. The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and a faint smile appeared on his face, not as exaggerated as everyone else.

smile.

Yesterday and today, I was ashamed in front of him one after another. My cheeks were hot as if they were on fire, and I wanted to find a hole to dig into. The chunky gauze was wrapped around my face, so I couldn’t see my expression at all. I gritted my teeth angrily, if it wasn’t for this fat man being so fat, could my thin body get stuck on the door? I squeezed forward hard, and finally separated from Chunky.

The exaggerated laughter of the students in the class did not diminish at all.

The head teacher took care of his Mediterranean hairstyle, patted the heart on the chest, calmed down, and said, “Which one did you two sing this morning? Carmen?”

The laughter of the classmates finally stopped, because of the word “Carmen”, they burst out laughing again.

The heavy folds on the corners of the head teacher’s eyes revealed that he was also holding back his smile, and through this, he started his “education of love”.

“If you have time after school, go home early to do homework review. If you have nothing to do, don’t stay in the school to watch any games. The girl across from you is watching, and the lonely boy’s love is just beginning. The whole thing turned into a kidnapping, and the other one. Those who knew it knew that it was injured by a basketball. Those who didn’t know it thought they went to Egypt to steal the Pyramid of Khufu. Our country has a lot of civilization, and there is no shortage of mummies.”

I’m also a weirdo. I’m obviously ashamed and angry, but under the “education of love” by the head teacher, I didn’t hold back, and “Puchi” also laughed out loud.

The head teacher’s unbelievably horrifying eyes shot straight at me, “Xu Jingjing’s psychological quality is quite good! This is worth learning from everyone. I hope that in the college entrance examination next year, everyone can keep it up.

Such a good psychological quality like Xu Jingjing. The two of you quickly go back to your seats. ”

I bit my lip in shame, lowered my head, and returned to my seat amid the laughter of the class.

Lu Xiaobai, who was obliquely ahead, winked at me and gestured, “Love is just an ordinary thing, it’s not unusual at all…”

If it wasn’t for class, I would definitely rush to strangle this little goblin.

In this way, I got the nickname “Carmen Jingjing”. Although he was very embarrassed, but at the end of the get out of class, the class teacher pretended to inadvertently walked up to me and said, “The legs and feet are inconvenient these days, so don’t be so anxious when you hear the class bell, just walk slowly. .”

I looked at the head teacher’s bald head, there was an inexplicable dazzling and holy light, and I suddenly felt that this arrogant little old man was not only cute, but also very kind and kind.

Thinking back to Dr. Zhao’s mysterious smile yesterday, I finally understand his good intentions.