Chapter 477 talk on stage

On the 30th day of the new year, it snowed again in the imperial capital.

Fortunately, it was only half an hour in the morning, which did not affect Xu Muge’s flight home from the Spring Festival Gala in the evening.

At eight o’clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala started on time.

In front of the computer in front of the TV, many viewers have long been looking forward to it.

Nowadays, there are so many ways of entertainment, how attractive is the Spring Festival Gala to young people, and the quality of the Spring Festival Gala has been declining, so young people don’t watch the Spring Festival Gala very much.

But last year’s Spring Festival Gala was different. Because of Xu Muge’s participation and his good performance, the Spring Festival Gala attracted many young audiences.

Last year, Xu Muge’s sketch “Fighting Assistant” has accumulated hundreds of millions of online views.

So everyone is looking forward to Xu Muge’s show this year.

“In order to watch the Spring Festival Gala, I pushed all the activities!”

“Originally, I haven’t watched the Spring Festival Gala for ten years. It was the show of Shepherd who pulled me back.”

“If the programs of the Spring Festival Gala can be as good as those of Faun, I will definitely watch them every year.”

“The Mushen will not participate in the Spring Festival Gala after that, so after watching it this year, you don’t have to watch it tomorrow.”

“No one who celebrates the New Year will be working overtime at the company and secretly watching the Spring Festival Gala with a mobile phone, what? This big grievance is actually me! That’s all right.”

Except for Xu Muge’s program, other programs are still very general.

So most of the audience is sitting in front of the TV and playing with their mobile phones, occasionally looking up.

Xu Muge’s cross talk program is arranged later, and the song program is a little earlier, around ten o’clock.

The audience in front of the TV instantly cheered up when they heard the host announce Xu Muge’s name.

It’s finally here!

Xu Muge and Liang Ruixue walked out.

Liang Ruixue was wearing a long white dress, looking at the fairy spirit fluttering, as if she saw Linger from the Legend of the Sword and Fairy again.

Xu Muge was dressed in a black suit, and his hair was combed like an adult.

When everyone saw his outfit, they were shocked.

Since Killing the Wolf has been released for 27 days, Xu Muge’s image of a thug in a suit has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so everyone was horrified when they saw him appearing in a suit.

“Crap! Suit thugs!”

“I’m not afraid of shells and lasers, but I’m afraid of the Faun wearing a suit.”

“The shepherd won’t sing and hit people suddenly.”

“Xuexue, stay away from him! He will hit people!”

Everyone listened to the song and chatted in the discussion thread of the Spring Festival Gala, just like watching a live broadcast and posting a barrage.

Under normal circumstances, when everyone hears the song “Don’t Be Ordinary”, they will think that I am not a medicine god, and some people will even cry because of it.

But seeing Xu Mu Ge in a suit, he couldn’t cry anymore.

Emotions are complicated.

You can only choose not to look at the screen, or just look at Liang Ruixue and not Xu Muge.

A song was finished with such complicated emotions.

Then another long wait.

Xu Muge’s program is the last of the entertainment programs.

Although they were talking about cross talk, neither Xu Muge nor Zhang Yuhao were wearing gowns, and they were still wearing suits.

The cross talk they are going to talk about is called “The Thief Company”. It is a very early cross talk work.

Only about half of the original version was broadcast on TV for more than ten minutes, because the content of the satire was too much to pass the trial.

Previously, the director-in-chief shook his head after reading the script and did not dare to draw conclusions. Finally, after inquiring from all parties, the decision was made.

That is to say, for Xu Muge, if you change someone, it may not be as simple as deleting the content and simply not letting him appear on the show.

Xu Muge and the two of them stood in front of the microphone.

Smile and shake hands first.

Xu Muge: “Zhang Yuhao.”

Zhang Yuhao: “That’s right.”

Xu Muge: “A cross talk actor.”

Zhang Yuhao: “It’s me.”

Xu Muge: “I really envy your work.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Don’t say that.”

Xu Muge: “Just move your mouth and don’t do anything. After talking about the cross talk, there is no injury on the body.”

Zhang Yuhao: “You’re going to let us see blood after the cross talk, right?”

Xu Muge: “So my work can’t be compared to yours.”

Zhang Yuhao: “How do you say?”

Xu Muge: “I’ve been beaten every three days and my face is bruised.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Oh you participated in boxing?”

Xu Muge: “This one is too old to die.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Confrontation is strong.”

Xu Muge: “The risk is too great.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Then you can see the spirit.”

Xu Muge: “I am worried.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Just get used to it.”

Xu Muge: “I’m afraid people will catch you.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Hurry up and hide.”

Xu Muge: “If anyone catches them, they will be beaten to death.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Then the other party has committed a foul.”

Xu Muge: “He doesn’t care about that much. Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, and they scolded me while they beat me.”

Zhang Yuhao: “How did you scold?”

Xu Muge: “Let your kid steal your wallet!”

Zhang Yuhao: “Are you a thief!?”

Xu Muge: “You are still a literate person. How can you say something so ugly, what is a thief?”

Zhang Yuhao: “Then should I call you?”

Xu Muge: “I paid for it.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Is it the same? It’s not.”

Xu Muge: “I’m really fed up. In order to steal that little thing, I’ve been fooling around all day long, trembling and sneaking, and I’m not at all smart. I really regret it, why did I become a thief.”

Zhang Yuhao: “It’s good to understand.”

Xu Muge: “It’s better to robbery on the road. If you find this robbery on the road, you will be killed. The province will suffer so much.”

Zhang Yuhao: “If you want me to say, as long as you make up your mind to correct, I will do my best to help you.”

Xu Muge: “Good-hearted people, this sentence is enough, but if I quit completely, they won’t forgive me.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Have you joined a gangster?”

Xu Muge: “Who joined the gangster, the one I joined is called the thief company.”

Zhang Yuhao: “The thief company?”

Xu Muge: “The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd.”

Zhang Yuhao: “How many people are there in your company?”

Xu Muge: “More than 100 people.”

Zhang Yuhao: “More than a hundred thieves?”

Xu Muge: “It’s not all thieves, it’s just the two of us who really insist on working on the front line.”

Zhang Yuhao: “What about the others?”

Xu Muge: “They are all leading cadres.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Do you still have leading cadres in your thief company?”

Xu Muge: “Oh, what you said, the train runs fast, it all depends on the headband, the cadre takes the lead, the thief has the energy, and the thief has no leadership, so it’s definitely not good to steal, it’s not that you steal less, or you can’t run.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Then what cadres do you have?”

Xu Muge: “There are too many cadres, one general manager and forty-eight deputy managers.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Where are the forty-eight people?”

Xu Muge: “Everyone is in charge of their own.”

Zhang Yuhao: “What do you care about?”