Chapter 479 I can’t accept it

Xu Muge and Zhang Yuhao on stage are also getting better.

After all, it’s completely different now than during the rehearsal. During the rehearsal, there were not many people in the audience, and there was no feedback. It felt like I was telling myself.

And there are so many people at the scene, laughing constantly, and they feel a lot more at ease when they get feedback.

This is like writing a handwritten novel on the Internet. When the number of words in the book is not enough and the recommendation position is not obtained, no one reads the book, and I don’t know whether the book is well written or not, and I have no idea in my heart.

After waiting for the recommendation position, after having grades and income, the whole person is at ease and can write with confidence.

Zhang Yuhao: “You are just a company that steals things, why do you have so many institutions?”

Xu Muge: “Actually, they are all fake institutions. There is no way. They all come through the back door with connections.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Well.”

Xu Muge: “The one sent by the superior must be a cadre.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Yes.”

Xu Muge: “Actually, we are a very business-oriented unit. He doesn’t say that anyone who comes to us can become a cadre, and that it’s okay for a layman to lead an expert to make a blind command.”

Zhang Yuhao: “That’s right.”

Xu Muge: “You say this person can’t do it, the people above say yes, you say this person can, and the above say no, you can’t get angry.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Huh?”

Xu Muge: “We have a couplet circulating there, which is too revealing.”

Zhang Yuhao: “What couplet?”

Xu Muge: “The first league is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, or you can’t do it.”

Zhang Yuhao: “The next link?”

Xu Muge: “If you say you can’t do it, you can’t do it, and you can’t do it.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Horizontal criticism.”

Xu Muge: “I won’t accept it.”

Zhang Yuhao: “This is the generation of educated thieves.”

Xu Muge: “The most terrible thing is that when a team is established, a hard target of tens of thousands is issued.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Then steal it.”

Xu Muge: “It’s easier said than done, you haven’t stolen recently.”

Zhang Yuhao: “That’s… oh no, I never stole it.”

Xu Muge: “I mean, you see, we have a small number of people to steal large items, and stealing small items is not worth it. If you steal the bankbook, you won’t dare to take it. If you want to steal cash, you are afraid of running into people. Hundreds of thousands.”

Zhang Yuhao: “That’s a lot!”

Xu Muge: “It’s not enough to steal slowly enough.”

Zhang Yuhao: “As for what?”

Xu Muge: “I’ll do the math for you.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Well, you do the math.”

Xu Muge: “Look at our company’s more than 100 thieves, eating, drinking, sleeping, and walking. It costs money.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Yes.”

Xu Muge: “It costs money to go to tourist spots to study and hold meetings endlessly.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Oh.”

Xu Muge: “That’s not enough, our boss has to go abroad for inspection. You said that you are a thief company and you are going abroad for inspection? You say that you want to learn advanced foreign stealing technology!”

Zhang Yuhao: “This is also to rush out of the country and go to the world.”

Xu Muge: “Then we should also let our front-line professionals go out to study. What do you think your boss is going to do? He also takes his wife and children, seven aunts and eight aunts, and spends a lot of money. I really love this money. It’s hard-earned, and it can be said that this is the hard-earned money of the people.”

Zhang Yuhao: “You still have the face to say this?”

The more the audience watched, the more they wanted to laugh, the more depressed and frightened their hearts became.

Isn’t this too obvious.

Everyone thinks, according to the exposure of the Spring Festival Gala, after the show is broadcast, how many people will hate Xu Muge.

Netizens even wanted to shout out, let Xu Muge stop talking, we still want to see you more.

It’s a pity that Xu Mu Ge couldn’t hear their shouts and continued to speak.

Xu Muge: “What is the most intolerable thing, that is, seeing other companies advertise on TV, our company also advertises.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Your thief company also advertises?”

Xu Muge: “Even the ad words are written.”

Zhang Yuhao: “What word?”

Xu Muge: “My friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the thief company. He can be your connection with the company that makes a lot of money overnight.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Who is it?”

Xu Muge: “It’s not suitable for rumors.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Phone number.”

Xu Muge: “It’s kept secret for now.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Telegram registration.”

Xu Muge: “No comment.”

Zhang Yuhao: “The address of the unit.”

Xu Muge: “Take a shot and change the place.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Where can I find it?”

Xu Muge: “In addition, during the Spring Festival, we will also hold the 2nd Thief Cup Stealing Knowledge Quiz. The winner will be given a trophy. The shape of the trophy is…”

Zhang Yuhao: “What kind of?”

Xu Muge: “Three hands hold a sun.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Hey, I also stole poetry.”

Xu Muge: “All winners will be hired as honorary thieves of the company, and the thief company will become famous after a few times.”

Zhang Yuhao: “It’s time for the police to find you.”

Xu Muge: “The police blocked me several times.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Really?”

Xu Muge: “When I saw this situation, I quickly wrote a report. Since the wind was too tight, it is recommended that all personnel be transferred immediately. If it is not, please give instructions.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Did you hand it over?”

Xu Muge: “Leave it to the deputy team leader.”

Zhang Yuhao: “The deputy team leader is in charge of this?”

Xu Muge: “The deputy team leader took a look and drew a circle first.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Draw a circle?”

Xu Muge: “This is called circle reading.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Oh.”

Xu Muge: “It means basically agree.”

Zhang Yuhao: “The decision is made.”

Xu Muge: “Let the team leader decide.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Is the team leader responsible for this?”

Xu Muge: “The team leader took a look and drew a circle first.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Draw another circle.”

Xu Muge: “Please let the deputy section chief decide.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Oh.”

Xu Muge: “The deputy section chief first drew a circle.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Well.”

Xu Muge: “Please make the decision of the section chief.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Oh.”

Xu Muge: “The section chief first drew a circle, and the deputy manager will decide.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Yes.”

Xu Muge: “The deputy manager drew a circle first.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Five circles, then.”

Xu Muge: “Please make the decision of the general manager.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Well.”

Xu Muge: “If we want to talk about the efficiency of work, we have to be our general manager.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Really?”

Xu Muge: “Take it over and take a look, five circles, I understand, I picked up the pen and approved a few words.”

Zhang Yuhao: “How did you approve it?”

Xu Muge: “Agree, go to the Olympics to steal.”

Zhang Yuhao: “You don’t even read the content?”

Xu Muge: “We haven’t finished writing yet, but the police stopped us with a bang.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Should!”

Xu Muge: “When I put on the cold handcuffs, I’m done thinking about it, it’s all done, I’m desperate, the more desperate I get, the more remorse I get, the more remorse I get, the more annoyed I get. It’s all because of my report, you! I said the police comrade.”

Zhang Yuhao: “Well.”

Xu Muge: “X bureaucracy kills people.”