Chapter 328 [328] Zhang Mazi

  Chapter 328 [328] Zhang Mazi

   “It’s almost there?”

  It’s not the first time Zhang Yang and Lin Yiran went out to watch a movie secretly.

  Lin still remembers the song “Farewell” at the opening of the movie. He was afraid that he would miss it, so he decided to go there early, afraid that he might not hear it when it was too late.

   “All right, all right.”

  Seeing that the time was almost up, Zhang Yang had no choice but to agree. Lin Yiran smiled, opened the car door and got out.

   Zhang Yang locked the car and stretched out his arms to her. Lin still turned his head and gave him a sideways glance, rolled his eyes, then tossed his hair, put on sunglasses, and ran to the elevator in a disfigured manner for two seconds, like a child.

  Because they were busy during this time, the two hadn’t come out to play like this for a long time. Seeing her so happy, Zhang Yang felt uncontrollable joy at first, and then felt a little guilty.

   But the stalls are getting bigger and bigger. Martial arts, science fiction, movies, music, classes… none of them are easy. Time is becoming less and less like my own. Sometimes I feel like a tool person serving these things.

   There are benefits, of course. With the popularity of “Sculpture of the Gods” soaring after the hit, there is no Luoshen’s deductions—maybe there are secret deductions, but there are few deductions. His lifespan has now been extended to eight years later.

  The two entered the elevator hand in hand, and then stopped on the first floor. Many people came in. Seeing this, Lin Yiran turned around and hugged Zhang Yang with both hands, like a passionately in love couple, of course they are.

At first she did this to make people unable to see her face clearly, but later she found that many people would kindly stop staring at them, which reduced the possibility of being discovered, so she learned to avoid attracting people by showing affection. attention.

   Zhang Yang squeezed her face a little funny, feeling as if he could see her staring at him through the sunglasses, and hugged her behind his back, went up to the fifth floor, and finally walked out of the elevator, holding hands and walking through the crowd comfortably.

   Entering the studio, the time was still four minutes away. The two sat and waited in the waiting area before going to check in the tickets. When they walked to the No. 6 screening hall, they saw that the lights were still on inside, so they stood at the door and waited.

  A couple came up from behind, Zhang Yang was afraid of attracting attention, so he immediately squatted down, untied Lin Yiran’s shoelaces, and then slowly tied them on for her.

  Lin still pursed the corners of his mouth and suppressed a smile, and waited for the couple to enter before annoyed in a low voice: “You won’t change the way?”

   Zhang Yang said angrily, “Why don’t you take off your clothes and put them on again?”

  Lin still wrinkled his nose: “As long as you have no objection, I also have no objection.”

   “I have any opinions, and I won’t take them all off.”

   Zhang Yang tied her shoelaces and stood up. The lights in the auditorium were still on, so he hugged her and waited. Lin still leaned on his chest and looked up at him, “Aren’t we bored?”

   Zhang Yang smiled and said, “Anyway, I don’t feel bored.”

   “Me neither.”

  Lin Yiran smiled sweetly, Zhang Yang’s heart was pounding, and he lowered his head to kiss her. Lin Yiran heard a pause in the auditorium, and immediately realized that it was about to start, and whispered: “Let’s go, let’s go.”

   Zhang Yang didn’t kiss, and was a little depressed. First, go in hand in hand with her, and find a seat in the last row of couple seats.

  The entire projection hall was pitch-black, with a slight light on the big screen in front of it, and a melodious singing sounded: “Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road…”

  Lin Yiran just sat down, and when he heard this song, he immediately raised his head and concentrated on watching the movie. Zhang Yang was still not reconciled, he first hugged her and kissed her, and then he held her hand safely and watched together.

  Accompanied by the scene of the eagle circling, the train and the gangsters appeared one after another, and the singing continued: “…the grass is green and the sky is green. The evening wind blows the willows and the flute is still, and the sunset is beyond the mountains.”

  Although the light is not too bright, it can be seen that the attendance rate is very good. There is a girl in the middle who is pleasantly surprised, and lowers her voice: “What song is this? Did Zhang Yang write it?”

   “It should be…” The person who should be her friend responded.

“boom!”

“boom!”

“boom!”

  After several gunshots were fired and the horses were still pulling the train, many audience members were a little confused, and then they heard the protagonist played by director Han Yi utter the famous saying: “Let the bullets fly for a while!”

  The gangsters are dispatched, the train is overturned, the name of the movie is revealed, and then the plot is quickly entered. The lines are concise and fast-paced, so that the audience has to concentrate, lest they will not understand if they are not paying attention.

   “Can’t speak until the alarm goes off”

   “Rich! Rich! Rich! Rich!”

  The whole movie is full of celebrities, but the director Han Yi is the “youngest” one. The person who plays Ma Bond is named Zhou Zifu, a national-level movie star who has already won the Best Actor.

   “When you take office, you get money! When you take office, you get money!”

   “I took office with the county magistrate, and the county magistrate drowned. There is no one now, but he will have money when he takes office! If he takes office, he will have money!”

   “There are two hundred thousand.”

   “Where’s the money?”

   “I bought an official.”

   “Why do you buy an official?”

“make money.”

   “How much can I earn?”

   “Double.”

“for how long?”

   “One year?”

   “I (mother) have to wait for you for a year?”

   “Half a year, half a year! If you’re lucky, a month is fine!”

   This conversation is fast-paced, but the content has been expressed very clearly. County Magistrate Ma pretends to be a dead master, and accompanies the horse bandit to take office in the county to make money.

   “How ironic!”

   “Well, it’s not quite what I thought…”

   Taking advantage of the transition, someone discussed in a low voice again, with admiration in their tone, but Lin Yiran was secretly pinching Zhang Yang because of the performance of the county magistrate’s wife.

   “I don’t like this kind of woman either, but that world… Besides, this is creation, why are you pinching me?”

   “Like to pinch.”

  …

  After the process, the county magistrate pretending to be a horse bandit quickly had a conflict of interest with Huang Shilang, the local snake inside, and the real county magistrate pretending to be a master advised mediation.

   “The visitor is not kind.”

   “You are the one who came.”

  …

   “Fakes are a good thing.”

   “Take a few steps.”

   “Go out like a tiger.”

   “It seems like a lifetime away.”

  …

   “Domineering exposed!”

   “… courting death!”

   “Don’t worry, play with him!”

   “Play with him!”

   “It counts!”

   “It counts!”

   “It counts!”

   “It counts!”

   “It’s counting, it’s counting!”

   “It’s counting, it’s counting!”

   “Let’s do the math!”

   “Let’s do the math!”

  The scene of Huang Silang and the fake body made Lin still laughing **** Zhang Yang’s shoulders. Then watch the interaction between Zhang Mazi and the county magistrate’s wife. While giving the gun righteously, he naturally put his hand on his chest, and there was another burst of laughter.

   “Anyway, I just want to be the county magistrate’s wife. I don’t care who is the magistrate…Brother, you are welcome.”

  Lin still continued to pinch Zhang Yang.

   “The previous county magistrates delayed the taxation of Goose City to 73 years later! That is, 1994 in the Western calendar.”

  Zhang Yang fine-tuned this line to ensure that the time is consistent with the release time. The corresponding film time is 1921. At that time, Huaxia had just changed its Yuan and was in the process of finding its future path.

   “The common people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil to squeeze!”

  ”When the county magistrate took office, he had to make a clever name, win over the gentry, and pay taxes and donations. After they paid, the people could follow suit. After getting the money, the gentry’s money will be returned in full, and the people’s money will be divided into 30-70.”

  After hearing this passage, several people at the scene immediately yelled “Fuck!”, and Lin Yiran didn’t pinch Zhang Yang anymore.

   Someone said: “It’s too ironic!”

   “This actually made it broadcast…”

   “The movie satirizes the old society.”

  …

   “Buying an official to be a county magistrate is really begging on your knees. Just like this, how many people want to kneel but don’t know how to do it!”

   “It turns out that you want to stand up and make money, so go back to the mountains.”

   “…to make money, business, not shabby.”

   “Then do you want to stand, or do you want to make money?”

   “I want to stand and earn money!”

  …

   “If there is a grievance drum, it means that there is a grievance…”

   “How can there be injustice? Ah? Who dares to have injustice?”

  Although pretending to be a master, the county magistrate is still playing his true identity honestly.

  The bean jelly seller avoided injustice and spilled Wu Juren’s wine, Zhang Mazi settled the case, showing his domineering, which made a group of people feel relieved, especially the words “fairness” and “no kneeling” made people feel that the meaning was far-reaching.

  However, Huang Silang soon fought back, and Sun Shouyi, who sold jelly, was coerced and went to court again. The target was Zhang Mazi’s son Liuzi.

   “The county magistrate wants to give us Goose City fairness, okay! What I’m asking for today is fairness!”

   “He ate two bowls of noodles and only paid for one bowl.”

   “You paid for one bowl and ate two bowls of noodles. You don’t have any money, do you? I’ll help you!”

   “With so much money, how many bowls of noodles has he eaten? You should have said it earlier! He wants fairness… Aren’t you bullying honest people!”

  Watching the six sons being fought and provoked by each other, and finally slit their stomachs in anger to prove their innocence, the entire auditorium was dead silent.

  Although cleverly using the camera to avoid the real **** scene, the scene of catching jelly in a bowl still made Lin feel a little uncomfortable, lying in Zhang Yang’s arms with his eyes covered, and asked in a low voice: “Is it over? Is it over?”

  Then raised his head, and asked in a low voice, “Are you really dead?”

“Um.”

  She has read the script herself, and she is not really stupid to ask such a stupid question. It is just that she skimmed through the script, and the feeling of watching a movie is different after all.

   “If you kill him, you lose. If you don’t kill him, you still win. Let him go!”

   “Murder and hate! Kill and kill!”

   “Hongmen Banquet! More bad luck than good luck!”

   “What (fucking) Hongmen Banquet is a bully inviting bandits.”

   “Xiang Yu invites Liu Bang!”

   “What did Liu Bang do afterwards?”

   “Become the emperor.”

   “Where is Xiang Yu?”

At the moment, Han Yi is not well-known among the public, but whether it is Zhou Zifu who plays the county magistrate, or Chang Yu who plays Huang Silang, they are all people who have won the best actor. The three old dramas are particularly exciting, so On the contrary, no one thinks about things like acting skills and identity.

   “We have two big families in Goose City. They both sell people to America, build railways, and earn dollars.”

   “Also talk about the knife.”

  …

   “Hua Gong!”

   “Well, the railway over there is all piled up with the bones of Chinese workers, and it is still in use.”

  Huang Silang asked Zhang Mazi to suppress the bandits to kill Zhang Mazi, the atmosphere froze, and the Wu Juren immediately pressed the jelly seller’s head on the knife, and blood spattered.

   This scene was too sudden, Lin still couldn’t dodge in time, and he screamed “ah” like many girls, hiding in Zhang Yang’s arms and continuing to pinch him.

   “Scared me to death… why didn’t you remind me!”

   “…too pretty to forget!”

“Hate!”

  …

   “Then how many legs does Liu Dutong have?”

   “Three points!”

  Many boys at the scene showed smiles at the same time, and restrained themselves so as not to be seen.

  Lin still looked up and was watching the movie. Hearing this inexplicable sentence, he felt a little strange, and asked Zhang Yang in a low voice: “Why don’t I remember this sentence in the script… Does Magistrate Ma know Liu so so so well?”

   It is impossible for Zhang Yang to write everything in the script he gave her, so he said in a low voice, “I don’t know, Han Yi changed it by himself.”

  Anyway, this kind of words must not be written by me.

   Even if Lin Yiran doesn’t understand now, he will definitely go to the Internet to read comments later, and he will inevitably realize that Zhang Yang doesn’t want to affect his stalwart image.

   “We don’t have the guts to suppress bandits, but in the name of suppressing bandits, we still have the courage to collect money, and it’s huge!”

“hard!”

   “Is it hard?”

“Hard enough!”

  Many times, the meaning of the lines does not lie in the original intention, but in the people who watch the movie, such as Lin Yiran, if they were placed in the past, such lines would have passed by casually, but now they are blushing and pinching Zhang Yang.

   Zhang Yang grabbed her hand and whispered, “Why are you pinching me?”

  Lin still didn’t speak, and continued pinching.

   Zhang Mazi scolded Zhang Mazi, which caused a burst of laughter at the scene, and then the county magistrate said that wise saying.

   “I thought that if you drink the wine one sip at a time, you will walk step by step! The steps are too big, huh! It’s easy to pull the ball!”

   There was a moment of silence at the scene, and then I couldn’t help laughing. I laughed for a short two seconds at the same time, and then stopped quickly at the same time, for fear that I would appear impure if I laughed too much.

  Lin still laughed too, pinching Zhang Yang while laughing.

   “Are you going to sleep with me or kill me?”

“Ahhh! I said I can’t be the county magistrate, you have to spend money to let me buy this official, and now the official has been snatched away, so you just died like this…she is My wife! I’m the county magistrate! I’m Ma Bond! Ahhhhh—”

“Ahhhh! I said I can’t be the county magistrate, you have to spend money to let me buy this official, and now the official is in my hands ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…she It’s my wife! I’m the county magistrate! I’m Ma Bond…”

  Watching the performances of Huang Silang, Zhang Mazi, and County Magistrate Ma, Lin still wanted to laugh but also felt sad. He couldn’t help laughing when he couldn’t cry, and he couldn’t laugh even when he laughed, so he continued to pinch Zhang Yang.

   After pinching, there is not much meeting, and when it is “through”, continue pinching.

  ”Rabbits know not to eat grass by the side of the nest! Six of them, in front of their husbands, let people watch! Ah tui! Disgusting! I turned off the lights!”

   “Brother, you know me… I like to be passive.”

   “Brother, you know me well. Although I am the oldest… I am still… commonly known as a virgin.”

   “Brother, you know me… If I make a move, the one lying on the table should be her husband.”

   “I can tell, you all have unique skills.”

  …

   Continue to pinch.

   “What is a surprise?”

   “Translation translation, what is a surprise?”

   “I just want you to translate, what a surprise!”

   “Translate it for me, what is a (fucking) surprise! What a **** surprise!”

   “What the **** is a surprise?”

   “My surname is Zhang.”

“Know.”

   “Called Muzhi.”

   “Good name! Yanzhou Mu, Yuzhou Mu, Muzhi, your father is the one who looks forward to the success of his son.”

  ”…Falling grass is called a bandit, and Muzhi is also called a pockmark.”

   “It’s a pity, what a good word for animal husbandry.”

   “People don’t want to believe that a bandit’s name is Muzhi, people are more willing to believe that his name is Mazi, and people are especially willing to believe that his face should (mother) be pockmarked…”

   “Hey, isn’t this Zhang Yang?”

“where?”

   “I mean Zhang Yang is called Zhang Muzhi!”

   “Oh, he wrote it…”

  The young lover next door was also talking in a low voice, Lin Yiran stretched out his hand to pinch Zhang Yang again, and asked in a low voice, “Why did you choose this name?”

   “Ask my grandpa.”

   “I mean movies.”

   “Do you believe me when I say it’s a coincidence?”

  (end of this chapter)