Chapter 900 spark 4 shot

“Not long ago, a large number of viewers wrote to ask when the world’s sexiest/sexy man will be able to appear on the ‘Tonight Show’ again. I have kept silent because I don’t want to be rejected after sending out an invitation. This is too embarrassing. But today, I can finally respond, and he is here.” Jie’s opening was slightly different from usual, he did not directly cut into the theme, but aroused the audience’s curiosity from another angle , and then he stood up directly, “Ladies and gentlemen, Lancelot Strelow!” After a slight pause, he continued, “Charlize Theron, and Michael Faye Spender.”

Lance walked out from the gate first, and then saw the crowds of people in front of him. Due to the narrow space in the studio, the scene of 300 people created an effect of 3,000 people. The audience who stood up collectively seemed to be full. It overflowed, crowding the entire space, and the overwhelming situation made people feel a sense of urgency with nowhere to escape. There were bursts of roaring sounds from above the eardrums, and it seemed that they couldn’t even move forward with their feet.

Lance smiled and nodded in the direction of the auditorium. The applause, shouts and yells of the audience suddenly thundered like a huge wave, and his breathing stopped in an instant.

Turning his head, Lance saw Jay standing on the steps with open arms to welcome him. He walked up and gave Jay a polite hug, then walked to the sofa next to him, stopped and waited, Charlize Immediately, he walked over gracefully, with elegant posture and light steps, but Michael fell behind, as if a little dazed. Jie took the initiative to walk forward and hugged Michael in a friendly way, which made him come back to his senses. Embarrassed, he ran over in small steps. This action caused the audience to burst into laughter.

“Relax, relax, we’ll be stuck here for the next hour, there’s no need to be too anxious.” Lance said calmly while applauding. The audience suddenly burst into laughter. They all thought that Lance was teasing Michael, but they didn’t expect that Jie would look at the audience and press down his hands, “Relax, relax.” The same words, when Jie said, but There was a sense of a shepherd besieging the goats, and the audience immediately realized that what Lance said might be aimed at them? Now, the atmosphere at the scene became more subtle—the aggrieved feeling of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh was really awkward.

Jie walked back to his seat with a smile, and greeted Lance and others to sit down, “This time you brought a brand new work ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’…” Before Jie continued , the cheers and screams at the scene began to get out of control, and Jie had to raise his hands and press down, “I know, I know, this is a work that makes everyone excited.” But even so, the scene The noise still didn’t settle down immediately, Jie slightly looked at Lance helplessly, but Lance spread out his hands, as if enjoying the applause and embracing the honor, which made the screaming more violent, and even brought Got some whistles on.

Jie slightly closed his big chin, “Listen, Lancelot, if you want to take over my show, then I will make you realize who is the boss here.” Let the audience burst into laughter, just less than 30 seconds into the opening, Jay and Lance have already collided with many sparks, “Honestly, before this movie was released, I didn’t think I would like it, but the fact is …” Jie spread his hands and looked at Lance.

Lance nodded slightly, then shook his head again, “Say it.” Jay still stared at Lance unwaveringly, Lance shook his head again, “Say it.”

Jie sighed softly, and said helplessly, “I love it, crazy.” Then he saw Lance clenched his fist and held it up high, the screams of the audience flooded in like a tide again, sitting on the floor Charlize and Michael next to them were stunned. The back and forth between Lance and Jay was so fast that the brain had no time to think, and the laughter came out first.

After finally calming down a bit, Jie said again, “I have to say, the back view of Lance at the beginning almost made my heart stop beating. In Meivis’ words,’ Lance is really sexy/feeling smoky’.” Jay even picked up his script book and fanned it, as if to cool down, “Of course, in my opinion, Charlize is definitely smoky/sexy too. Sex/ Sensation!” Jie’s speech speed was not fast, and the rhythm of amazement caused laughter one after another, “Lance’s sturdy body and decisive style have given a new interpretation to the tough guy, and Charlize’s The sharp eyes and smoky combat makeup make everyone have a different view of the female warrior, God, every scene in the movie is so perfect, with gorgeous colors and exquisite composition, it is almost impossible to look away.”

“So, to put it simply, this is an eye candy work. I don’t know the essential difference between this and the Victoria’s Secret catwalk.” Lance interrupted Jie’s words and said curiously, Immediately you could see Jie’s stunned look, and the audience couldn’t stop laughing, “Except that I’m not a woman, except that I don’t know how to wear wings.” Lance raised his hands and made a gesture of wearing wings, and the audience already He was laughing until he was staggering.

Jie also came back to his senses at this time, and seriously recalled, “No, no, if I remember correctly, there are indeed a group of women in the movie who wear almost nothing, and to me, it is Victoria’s Secret This counterattack once again made the audience roar with laughter, and Michael was no longer nervous at all, and was overjoyed—it looked like a bystander enjoying the show with relish.

“And him.” Michael showed a puzzled expression when he heard Lance say, but then he found that everyone’s eyes were on him—he was the “he” in Lance’s words. “, which made Michael panic suddenly, his pupils vibrated violently, and he cast a look of help at Lance.

Before Lance could answer, Charlize interjected, “Very well, I must be glad that I am not in the scope of this topic right now.”

Jie froze for a moment, then patted the table and laughed loudly, nodding repeatedly, “Yes, that’s right.” Jie withdrew his smile, “I’m very curious, Charlize, did you offend the dressmaker, or Offended the screenwriter, you didn’t change your clothes in the whole movie, just one outfit? Seriously?”

“It’s a good thing you didn’t notice the problem with the shower.” Charlize’s answer made the audience roar with laughter, and Jie shook his head and said, “So, what’s going on? Is it a problem with the script? Or the stylist Question?” At this moment, Jieke was silent for a moment, and then cast his eyes on Lance, and the audience all cast their gazes in unison, but Lance didn’t hear it, as if he was completely distracted, there was no Plan to speak out. Jie coughed twice, “Ahem, it should be time for you to speak.”

“Me?” Lance raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened in confusion, “Oh, are you referring to me by the screenwriter? I thought you were referring to some characters who were not present, so you used It’s a pronoun.” This counterattack immediately choked Jie, and he wanted to make a mockery, but he shot himself in the foot, “I didn’t know we were seriously discussing the issue of bathing and clothing , otherwise I should have invited Clark Kent and Jack Sparrow over to the meeting.”

“Crack, clap!” The audience burst into applause, Superman’s eternal suit, and the dirty-looking captain, they must be very interesting in the world of “Fury Road”. Lance only used one sentence to lightly provoke the recent heated summer file war, and everyone collectively reached a climax at this moment.

Unexpectedly, Lance raised his right hand and pressed down gently, “Oh, oh, relax, relax, this is just the beginning. Remember? There is still an hour to go.” The sensational reaction on the scene has not had time When they reached the peak, Lance poured a bucket of cold water on them in an instant. The applause disappeared and was replaced by belly laughs. Many people laughed until their stomachs ached. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

Michael sat next to him with a dazed face. How did this topic come to him and how did it get diverted? Why didn’t he have any idea?

Lance turned his head and looked at Jay, “Dude, so, this is all your feelings after watching the movie, right? Did you **** just because I’m so handsome?” The straight-forward question made the audience feel The whistle sounded again, and Jie also looked a little embarrassed – because his host initiative was taken away by Lance.

“No, no, of course not.” Jielian waved his hands in denial, “Watching this movie is like…” Jie pondered for a moment, as if he was sorting out his words, “It’s as if someone told me that you must watch it ‘Fury Road’, but I frowned and questioned, ‘What? That movie? No, I’m not interested’, but then he just kidnapped you to the cinema, from the very first shot, I was pressed **** the seat, I forgot to scream, blink, or even breathe, and then it seemed like a pair of invisible big hands shook you upside down, my whole body was like this …” Jie didn’t speak, and immediately began to demonstrate with body language. The appearance of the group of demons dancing caused applause and laughter at the same time, even Michael and Charlize applauded, “beautiful pictures, weird and cult world, blood boiling The action, of course, and of course the passionate soundtrack, it’s like I’m on a roller coaster game prop, playing it ten times in a row a hundred times in a row.”

Jie’s vivid metaphor made the audience exclaim, and the continuous laughter made the audience even more lively. Lance, who kept calm all the time, nodded slightly, and then said, “I thought, watching this The process of the movie is more like you go skydiving, and after you jump out, you find that you don’t have a parachute bag.”