Chapter 901 getting better

“I thought watching this movie was more like when you go skydiving and when you jump out, you realize you don’t have a parachute bag.”

Lance’s understatement made everyone on the scene stunned. They didn’t realize how different this was from what Jie said for a while, and Jie was the first to realize, “Then…then how do you want it to end? I’m like this Did it land directly?”

Lance spread his hands and shrugged, “I don’t know, cross your fingers, and pray that there is an elastic net underneath; or, break your bones with everyone.” The sense of absurdity was magnified to the extreme, and the audience finally came to their senses. Everyone was laughing so hard that they were out of breath. Lance nodded contentedly, “Yes, yes, this is the effect I hope to achieve.”

However, Jie tilted his head and frowned, “Uh…” protracted the sound, “I’m not sure if after hearing your description, there are still audiences who are willing to go into the movie theater. No one wants to experience this kind of free landing Feel.”

“Who knows, who knows.” Lance didn’t mind, he pursed his lips and said calmly, the appearance of the bachelor really made people laugh.

“However, I must admit that watching ‘Fury Road’ is indeed an unimaginable experience. This should be the most exciting movie theater experience in my life, just like experiencing a skydiving.” Jay didn’t move The sensual response made the scene laugh again. Obviously, many people have not recovered from Lance’s humor just now, “But, I mean, this is really a great job. With such A little tidbit, at the premiere, before the audience asked questions, a man stood up and yelled at Lance, ‘How the **** did you film it? ‘Let me tell you, this man is Quentin Tarantino.” The whistle and applause sounded again, “I know, I, like Quentin, opened my mouth and sighed throughout the whole process of watching the movie: Crap! Who came up with this idea? How the **** was this shot? What budget was it going to cost? Wait, how the **** was this shot? Can a computer do this? When Lance told Quentin that the whole More than 80% of the shots in the movie were shot on location, and my only reaction at the time was, what the **** are you kidding me about?”

Jie’s fluent words combined with his vivid tone made the audience laugh uncontrollably, and then everyone’s eyes followed Jie and fell on Lance. I saw Lance’s eyebrows slightly raised, a slight smile was drawn at the corners of his lips, and there was a hint of spring/light in his brisk voice, “I know you are praising me, so I don’t plan to continue to boast. ”

“Hahahaha.” The audience clapped their hands and laughed, even Jie was stunned, and then there was a trace of helplessness between his brows, and his eyes fell on Charlize and Michael, “So, is he also such a **** in the crew? ?”

With a bright smile on his face, Charlize nodded seriously, “Yes, he has always been such an asshole. But the problem is, I can’t punch him directly, so the shooting process is very tormenting.” Although This was the first time she was on the show, but Charlize’s performance far exceeded expectations, and the appearance of talking nonsense earnestly won applause from the audience again.

“If it is said that 80% of the shots in the whole movie are shot on location, does that mean that your work is extraordinarily hard, and where did you finish all the shooting work?” Jie finally focused on the topic It was transferred to the two companions today, but the purpose is obviously to dig out more inside information.

“Namibia.” Charlize glanced at Lance, originally thinking that Lance should answer, but found that Lance supported his chin with his right hand, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, and turned to the same direction as Jay. Looking at her and Michael, she couldn’t help but rolled her eyes, so she took the initiative to answer Jie’s question, “Almost all of our work is done in Namibia, and a small part of the work is done in Cape Town. The filming process It’s just like hell…”

Charlize looked back at Michael, intending to share the burden of the interview, but Michael’s reaction was still a little slow, and he didn’t pick up the conversation at the first time, which made Charlize a little panic-after all, he was still inexperienced, and the words were cut off unexpectedly. Lance’s voice came from behind, “Michael, the entire crew knows that you love me very much. Let’s keep this as a secret for now. There is no need to tell all the audience.”

The audience burst into laughter, Michael’s cheeks turned red immediately, and he was caught off guard, but he finally came to his senses, “The filming in Namibia was really hard.” Finally, he said the first sentence recorded today.

“So, do you personally take part in all the scenes?” Jie took the initiative to bring up the topic.

Michael relaxed a little, “No, some scenes still require professional stuntmen to play, because the car rollover and fighting scenes in the movie are too difficult, and we even have professional acrobats as stand-ins.” There was a gasp from the scene The cool voice made Michael a little more excited, “But if we can, we will try our best to fight in person. I remember not long after entering the crew, there was a scene where Lance was driving, and then the whole car flipped twice in the air. After three laps, Lance and the stuntman completed the shooting together. I was standing behind the monitor and saw the car flipping in the air,” Michael danced and gestured for the car’s rolling trajectory in the air, “Lance To experience a car accident first-hand with limited safety measures is really exciting.”

“Lance, are you okay? You even experienced the work of a stuntman yourself?” Jay said in surprise.

Lance showed an innocent expression, “I have no intention of stealing their jobs.” Such an interpretation made the scene pause for half a second, and then everyone clapped their hands and laughed.

Jie shook his head helplessly, “I mean, aren’t you hurt?”

Lance adjusted his sitting posture slightly, faced the audience, and pointed to his body, “At least there is nothing missing in what you see.” There was a round of applause immediately, and Lance’s words were interrupted directly. This made Lance a little baffled, “I mean, shooting this movie is very difficult, whether it is the actors or professional stuntmen. I need to complete the shooting under the premise of ensuring the safety of the crew. Therefore, the movie The pictures I saw on the Internet actually cast some magic, and in real life, I probably wouldn’t be able to survive the first round.”

Inside the words, Lance revealed his respect and admiration for stuntmen, which once again won applause from the scene.

“So, what was the hardest part of making this movie?” When Jay posed the question, Lance glanced back at him in surprise, but Jay was unaffected and continued, “I mean, the conditions in the desert , the action part, or Lance?” Sure enough, “The Tonight Show” is not “The Oprah Winfrey Show”, and Jie will not take the route of emotional cards, and the latter paragraph is the real killer.

Charlize shrugged lightly, “Well…” The protracted ending had already made the audience laugh, “I’m not going to lie, Lance is not an easy director to get along with.” Lance sitting next to him lightly He pursed his lips lightly, and that expression of “settling accounts after autumn” successfully detonated the laughter at the scene.

“Michael, what about you?” Then Jay added.

Michael raised his right hand and scratched his forehead, “I mean, the filming process was really not easy…” But Michael’s hesitant answer was interrupted by Jay directly, “So, you mean, you agree with what Charlize said ?” Michael wiped his hands vigorously on his thighs, sweating profusely, and then Lance’s voice came from beside him, “I know I’m a pain-in-the-ass, next time question.”

Lance’s frank answer caused people to laugh, and Jay turned his head to look at Lance again, “What do you mean? You know you’re an asshole, but you didn’t plan to…”

“No…” Lance waved his hand lightly, “I think it’s in my genes. That’s why I don’t appear on the show often. People will find out my true face sooner or later.”

Jie suddenly realized, “Oh, so this is why your film works always have a dark atmosphere? You know, ‘Hard Candy’ is still my nightmare, and I still regret it…” The burst of laughter at the scene interrupted Jie’s words made him laugh himself, “I regret why I watched it in a movie theater in the first place. **** Christ!”

“I think this is an explanation.” Lance nodded slightly in affirmation, and then put on a serious expression, “I mean, maybe I might be an undiscovered neuropathy or something~www .readmtl.com~like Jack the Ripper, or Buffalo Bill.”

“Oh! That’s a reasonable explanation.” Jie looked at Charlize and Michael, and the audience couldn’t help laughing, “Does he look like this in the crew?”

Charlize looked back at Michael, and both of them nodded, “Yes, yes.” Charlize said, “Your eyes are always very sharp, I always feel a little strange, now that I think about it, it’s true .”

“Let’s cross our fingers and pray that we don’t fall victim to Lance.” Jay raised his hands and crossed his index and middle fingers. This simple action made the laughter unstoppable, “Charlize, Michael, I mean, ‘Fury Road’ is different from ‘Borrowing Knife’ after all, you don’t have to suffer like Tom Cruise, don’t you? A lot of action scenes, what you need is concentration Invest in it, not speculate on the details.”

“No, no…” Charlize raised her right hand, slowly swayed her index finger, and made a gesture of denial, “Jay, you’re so naive.” Even Michael who was sitting next to him said, “You can hear me Knowing that you haven’t worked with Lance, you haven’t even visited the set.”

Now Jie became the target of public criticism. (To be continued.)