Chapter 904 Collision of humor

“The Tonight Show” chose to play the most majestic part of the first half of “Fury Road”. Knuckles was about to die with Furiosa, and Max stopped him at the last moment.

After the commercial ended, Jay greeted the audience with a look of surprise and astonishment, “Welcome back to today’s show, with us are Lancelot Strelow, Charlize Theron, and Michael Fass Binder.” Then Jay turned to look at Michael, “So, all of this was actually filmed?”

Now Michael has gradually adapted to the rhythm of the show, although he is still a little nervous, “Yes.” Michael nodded exaggeratedly, giving affirmation, “Actually, we shot this scene for…five days? Or six days? ?” Michael cast a proving look at Charlize and Lance, “Not only because the on-site special effects are very complicated and cumbersome, but also because Lance needs every detail of the performance to be in place, in order to show the nervous fanaticism of Knuckles, We kept shooting this scene over and over again, which added more difficulties to the shooting. It was really incredible to be able to finish it in the end.”

“Lance’s reputation is definitely not in vain, is it?” Jie said that it was a compliment, but it had a different flavor in Jay’s mouth, making people think of Tom Cruise and even Jesse involuntarily. Ka-Alba caused low laughter from the scene, “It is said that when you and Lance met for the first time, there were some small episodes?”

Michael looked at Lance, as if asking for permission, before saying, “Exactly. I auditioned for ‘The Day After Tomorrow,’ and I was in the same group as Jake Gyllenhaal, and after the show, I I just feel that my performance is average. So, before leaving, I asked Lance to evaluate my performance…”

Jie showed a surprised expression, and the corner of his mouth could not help but draw a smile, “You? During the audition process? Just ask the director to evaluate your performance? Wow.” Anyone who has a little understanding of the Hollywood industry knows that a native If an unknown actor dares to do this, it is almost equivalent to sending himself to the guillotine.

“Yes, I know, crazy, right?” Michael pointed to his head and twirled his index finger twice, which made the audience laugh, “Actually, I didn’t know who the director was at the time, I just I think this man’s eyes are very sharp, he seems to be able to see through my performance…” Jie slapped the table and laughed, Michael seemed to be encouraged, nodded again and again, and danced excitedly, “You know, Lance’s eyes, There was always an oppressive force. So I asked him the question.”

“So? What response did you get?” Jay pressed curiously.

“What if it’s all shortcomings?” Michael calmed himself down and said in a deep voice. Suddenly, Charlize sat up straight, grabbed Michael’s arm, and interjected, “Are you imitating Lance’s tone?” Michael suppressed a smile and nodded seriously. Everyone burst into laughter, all eyes fell on Lance, Lance shrugged, and said lightly, “Look, I’m right.”

What’s the meaning?

Everyone froze for a moment. What did Lance’s sudden words mean? In the end, Jie was the first to react, clapping his hands and laughing, “It seems, Michael, you still have to study hard.” Only then did the audience react, and Lance turned a corner and said that Michael’s imitation was not good enough. , laughter burst out collectively immediately, “After that?”

“And then, Lance just let me go.” Michael ended the story somewhat nihilistically, “I thought I missed this opportunity to perform—and I did, but I didn’t expect that Lance gave me another one. role, ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ was my first film work in Hollywood.”

The applause sounded, and the audience couldn’t help but lament the fate between Lance and Michael. In “Fury Road”, Michael’s performance was absolutely eye-catching. Even in the face of the two powerful co-actors Lance and Charlize It’s really rare to not lose the wind at all.

“Charlize, what about you? How about your first meeting with Lance? As far as I know, you volunteered to act in the work ‘Fury Road’, which is really rare.” Jie said without hesitation The word “rare” was used. In the preparatory stage of “Fury Road”, no one was optimistic about this work, but Charlize took the initiative to ask for it. This courage is really commendable.

“Lance and I have actually met many times before this. The first time I went to the Oscars as an award presenter, I presented him with the statuette for the best foreign language film.” Charlize’s words immediately aroused Jay He chimed in, “Hey, I remember this, you’re called Lance’s Oscar Goddess!” Last year Charlize was Best Actor presenter, this year Charlize is Lance’s red carpet Girlfriend, this topic has been raging a lot on the Internet, and Jay’s eyes fell on Lance, “So, is this the reason why you invited her to star in ‘Fury Road’? To hit the Oscars this time?”

“Shh, witchcraft doesn’t work when you say it.” Lance put his finger on his lips in a false manner, but a response made everyone laugh.

Charlize was also smiling, “Last summer, Reese, Nicole and I enjoyed the women’s vacation together, and then unexpectedly found out that the house next door lived in Gawain, Lance’s brother.” This is a paparazzi The team had never discovered the inside story, and all the audience immediately focused their attention. When they heard Gao Wen’s name, many people cheered, “Soon after, the brothers from the Strelo family came over. …”

“Single?” Jay interjected.

Lance turned his head and said, “This is a vacation, of course you must be single.” Even if you have a partner, you must remain “single” for the parties, sunshine, alcohol, and beauties during the vacation, so that you can enjoy /exotic/encounter In fact, when many married men are on vacation in Miami or Hawaii, they will secretly take off their rings and pretend to be single.

Originally, Jay wanted to spy on Lance’s relationship status, but he was turned back by Lance – implying that Jay also claimed to be single when he was on vacation. Jie couldn’t help but raised his left hand in a panic, revealing his ring, “No, no, I’ve said goodbye to being single for many years.”

This statement made everyone laugh, and Charlize nodded repeatedly, “That’s what it means, you know, when I found Lance, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes, because it means that our vacation may be ruined.” It’s gone.” The sharp ridicule didn’t care about Lance’s face at all, and he bluntly disliked Lance’s “wind/flow”, and the scene burst into laughter, “But in fact, Lance showed another side. He arrived at the villa. On the first day, when I saw the grapes, I wanted to taste them, but the problem was that the grapes were not ripe at that time, and then I saw Lance’s whole face wrinkled. A child of one year old.” Charlize also imitated it vividly, and the exaggerated performance that completely ignored the image could not be more vivid.

Laughter flooded over like the sea, but Lance remained calm and waved his hand, “If I go to the beach for vacation, I will have a different style.”

Charlize looked Lance up and down, “So, you also wear a suit and shirt on the beach? Back then in Napa Valley, you wore a T-shirt and sweatpants!” Charlize looked at Jie and sighed, “That’s not A sight that ordinary people can see.”

“You should take a photo to cherish it, so that our program can be made public today.” Jie Lianlian expressed regret, but Lance shook his head, “I’m not Gao Wen, I don’t know how to wear those tights.” Lan This is talking about professional rugby sportswear, which is completely body-fitting and shows curves.

After Lance explained in this way, the content of the words suddenly became ambiguous/ambiguous, and the screams became one piece. It is estimated that many people began to make up their minds.

“If there is such a day, please come to our show to show it.” Jie said seriously, Lance smiled and said calmly, “Keep dreaming.” He cut off all possibilities almost without hesitation, This made people laugh again, Jie also shook his head with a smile, and when the laughter calmed down a bit, he restarted the topic, “Bringing up Gao Wen, last time we mentioned your brothers in the program, but Now things have changed a lot and Gawain Strehlow has retired!”

“Yes.” Lance nodded~www.readmtl.com~ The applause broke out again, paying homage to Gao Wen.

“So, how is Gao Wen doing now? How does life feel after retiring?” Jie asked curiously.

Lance nodded again and again, “He is adapting, trying to adapt. It is not an easy task, but he is gradually relaxing now, adapting to the days when he does not need to train. There are also days when he is worried about losing the game.” Lance said The sarcasm in the understatement really makes people laugh, “He also attended the premiere of ‘Fury Road’, and after returning, he complained to me that he lacked a lot of flashlights because there was no host. I think he must have mistaken the location, which is the Chinese Theater, not the Blue Castle Stadium.”

“Haha!” Jie laughed heartily again, “It’s normal, isn’t it? It’s like when you arrived at the Blue Castle Stadium, isn’t your position upside down?”

“Of course. Of course.” Lance also nodded again and again, “Up until last year, every time I appeared at the Blue Castle Stadium to watch Gawain’s games, people called him ‘Gaowen’s younger brother’ or ‘Street The little guy from the Luo family’. God, God knows how long I have carried such a name, and now it is finally his turn to taste it.” The unconcealable pride, but with a hint of playfulness that is usually invisible, This kind of Lance makes people feel very novel. (To be continued.)