Chapter 316 Congratulations

   Chapter 316 Congratulations

  At the fish pond bar, Gu He watched Vivian helplessly pull Sakai Huaqing into the box, which was really weird.

   This guy, what bad idea?

  Vivian’s reaction yesterday was strange enough. I don’t know how she could see that he and Lorna had a different relationship. Not only did she laugh slyly, but the Cowherd value just went up a lot.

  If he remembered correctly, it was almost full from the second gear to the fourth gear, and now it is 50% of the fifth gear.

   “What…” Gu He muttered in his heart, “I’m with Lorna, is Vivian so happy?”

Before   , Vivian didn’t keep hooking up with him trying to do something, but now, I really don’t understand.

   There is also Miss Sakai, maybe she was a little interested in him before, or maybe he was self-indulgent, but he has never been in that kind of relationship with her, maybe his subconscious really set his sights on Lorna a long time ago.

   Anyway, just do whatever you want, otherwise the relationship will become embarrassing and make people uncomfortable.

  Miss Sakai is fine, she is so good, she will naturally find the next scene.

   At this time, Gu He saw that the two people came out of the box again, and Vivian had an imperceptible smile on her face.

   And Sakai Huaqing was full of energy, “He Sang, I’m going to organize everyone to take a hot spring in the New Year, will you and Lorna go?”

   “Uh, wait for her to come and ask her.” Gu He scratched his head, Mom, is he actually being affectionate…

   “Okay.” Sakai Huaqing instead called Lu Jiu, and continued to work on the New Year’s cleaning and decoration of the fish pond.

“Da He.” Vivian sat next to Gu He, her eyes were charming, and she said softly, “The more I look at you, the more excited I become, I’m coming for real, I haven’t felt this way for a long time, let the game begin. .”

   What the hell? Gu He moved a seat away from her.

   As a former psychiatrist and now a cowherd, he can’t be fixed. It’s really troublesome. It’s still a girl who has a story like Lorna, who doesn’t need to be guessed. Hey, Lorna…

   After Vivian made an inexplicable “Declaration”, she didn’t say anything, just drank sake with a smile.

   However, the Cowherd value continued to rise slightly, reaching 90% of the fifth gear.

   “You’d better not fix it for me.” Gu He thought about it and told her seriously, “I don’t want Lorna to misunderstand.”

   “What did you say?” Vivian looked at him blankly, “What are you doing, are you crazy?”

  Gu He couldn’t help but stare, obviously you were talking nonsense just now, forget it, ignore her.

   Not long after, Lao Fan came over from Licai, and when he saw them there, they were black and black early in the morning, but they were just watching TV, and Lao Fan didn’t scold anyone. He changed into the chef’s clothes and started to make breakfast.

   Sakai Osamu came, Boxer came, Laogou and several other barbers came, and the fish pond began to become lively.

  Why Lorna hasn’t come yet? Gu He was thinking about calling her sisters to ask, but when he saw a figure outside, he was startled and jumped. This was the first time he saw Lorna dressed in this style.

   “Morning, Sister Lorna.” Lu Jiu, who greeted guests at the door, was the first to say hello.

   “Huh?” Vivian also looked at it, both Sakai Osamu and Boxer almost wondered who came in, and the old dog’s eyes lit up.

Lorna was wearing a plaid and slashed, multi-colored mid-length wide skirt today, with a pair of black slim-fit cropped pants, a loose jacket, and a pair of black boots. She put her hands in the skirt pockets and walked in. fish pond.

  Fashionable and cool, it also shows her tall and hot figure.

   “Morning, bastards.” Lorna said and walked to the bar, but she didn’t look at Gu He.

Before anyone else could say anything, the old dog was pleasantly surprised: “My God, Lorna, you are so beautiful, where did you buy this dress, and I too…” Lorna immediately gave the old dog a murderous look , the old dog stopped.

  Sakai Huaqing looked at Lorna and couldn’t help but be amazed, it was the first time she saw Lorna in a dress…

  Vivian laughed, you see, women pay attention to dressing as soon as they fall in love.

   But Lorna looks really good in this way. It seems that Lorna doesn’t know how to dress up, but she was too lazy to dress up before.

   “Almost got it.” Lorna said nonchalantly to everyone who was complimenting, and ordered a ramen breakfast from Lao Fan.

  Gu He only then recovered, “Lorna, uh, I think it looks good too.”

   “Ha.” Lorna made a perfunctory sound, “But you look ugly to me.”

  Gu He looked down at himself, the red Dongtu sportswear, what’s wrong, this is called personal style…

   And there are replacements, yesterday was cyan, today is red, and there are several colors in the wardrobe.

   “Oh.” Gu He suddenly found the reason, “No wonder, it turned out to be a match for Lao Fan.”

   The laughter of the people at the bar began to sound again, Lao Fan served them breakfast, and his face became darker and darker.

   Sakai Huaqing is also laughing, that’s it, such a fish pond is really good.

   After a while, another person came from Li Cai.

  The eyes of the old dog lit up again, and he saw another dress that he liked.

   It wasn’t Miss Ayon’s printed dress, but the blond “Hello” black slim dress with a mask, with white pleated gauze around the cuffs and skirt, and a white gauze bow scarf.

  Beside them, there was also a jumping star boy, holding a bag of something.

   “Miss Caiyin, hello sister, Xingtong, morning.” Lu Jiu greeted again.

   “Why didn’t you call me sister?” Xingtong asked playfully, which immediately made everyone laugh again.

  Lu Jiu passed the exam. It seems that according to the fishpond’s seniority, Xingtong’s seniority is higher than him… Sister Xingtong?

   While smiling, Gu He glanced at “Hello” Sophia.

   He didn’t take much care of this guy these days after returning from Dongtu Street, but this strange man is not always in the dungeon these days. Miss Caiyin asked her to follow her around to see how she behaved.

   “Lorna, this suit really suits you.” Miss Caiyin praised Lorna greatly as soon as she arrived.

   Everyone’s reaction, Gu He thought, he hadn’t seen Lorna wearing a dress before today, and it seemed that everyone didn’t see him much.

  Thinking of this, he felt a little happy.

   “Lorna, Xiaohe, I have a present for you.” Miss Caiyin said again, walking over to the sofa.

   Everyone at the bar was very curious, but Miss Caiyin didn’t seem to want them to know, so she didn’t join in the fun.

Gu He and Lorna got up and walked, what, Miss Caiyin motioned to Xingtong, Xingtong handed the transparent shopping bag in his arms to the two of them, “Boss, Sister Lorna, your gifts are bad for you. Useless.”

What? Gu He stared, took the bag, and glanced at it, it turned out that there were boxes of condoms…

  Lorna put her arms around her chest, looked at Xingtong and Kumiko Ayane, her face still stubborn, this is it, this is it?

   “Haha!” Ayane Kumiko teased them, but she was very pleased and happy, “Go to Reica to get it after you run out, I can get the wholesale price.”

   “Thank you.” Lorna still laughed, “It’s a nice gift.”

   Well, well, Gu He sneakily tightened the bag, and it really saved a fortune, although it shouldn’t take a few days.

   Everyone at the bar also noticed it, and laughed and joked, Sakai Osamu couldn’t bear it for his sister.

   If it was someone else who came out like this, Lao Fan would have erupted long ago, but now he is just sullen and silent.

   At the same time, Sophia was standing not far away, her face under the mask was complicated…

She had seen what it was before, and Miss Caiyin also said to Xingtong, “It’s used when adults are bad.” Pan Shen and Lorna Lude, haven’t they done it before? this relationship.

   Then what about them today and afterward, hateful, hateful.

  Although she thought about rushing up and dragging Pan Shen away, Sophia could only watch helplessly. The two who took the gift slammed back at the bar and left the fish pond to play outside.

   “Pan God, my Pan God.” Sophia couldn’t help but let out a low, hoarse voice, “My baby, my…”

   On the other side, Ayane Kumiko whispered to Sakai Huaqing, “Miss Sakai, do you want to talk to me?”

   “No, Mom, I’m fine.” Sakai Huaqing smiled and waved, “I’ll clear up my mood.”

   Gu He and Lorna had decided to go to the Tripod District to find an alchemist after the New Year, so as to buffer the impact of the war on Dongtu Street, so let’s have a date these few days.

   went to Renqing Street yesterday, and today they are going to hang out on Shouhui Street.

   “Lorna, you look so beautiful.” At this time, when he walked out of the alley, Gu He praised it again.

   “It’s good-looking, sister, there are even better ones.” Lorna caressed.

   “Miss Caiyin is a rare gift for us, we should cherish it…” Gu He said again.

   She turned to look at him, “What miserable days did you live before?”

  The two laughed and talked, and came to the main street where people came and went. Because there was no parking space, the off-road vehicle was parked a little far, and they walked in the direction.

   Soon, I saw Jane’s figure and stood on the side of the street again preaching: “We don’t need high technology!”

  As one of the main heroes of the promotion war, Jane’s popularity has also become more resounding in Kabukicho. She took advantage of her popularity to talk here and win over the people of Shouhui Street again.

   At this moment, there were quite a few passers-by standing around Jane, and they could hear her say a few words as they passed by.

   However, Jane can still see Gu He and Lorna walking by. It was like this yesterday and it is the same today.

   “Morning, Jane.” Gu He waved and said hello to the old bicycle, “Morning, Shanbao.”

  Jane’s eyes were very good, and at once he could see that he was carrying a large bag of condoms in his hand, and there was writing on the box.

   “So many condoms.” Jane was a little strange for a while, “Is there something wrong?”

   “Uh…” Gu He was stunned, and when everyone around Jane looked at him, he couldn’t help being a little nervous.

  Lorna rolled her eyes, Gu He hurriedly said, “It’s nothing, nothing happened.”

  Jane also continued to preach to people: “About condoms, the concept of low science is not opposed. This should be a good thing, but we always advocate the most intimate union between people.”

   The old bicycle rang a crisp bell, “Leviathan allows us to keep having **** without having children, thank you!”

   Neurotic… Lorna was speechless, and with her hands in her skirt pockets, she quickly walked forward.

   “Simple, you must be happy today.” Gu He said, and hurriedly left.

   Fortunately, Daniu Niu didn’t stop too far, and Gu He was able to quickly throw the bag into the off-road vehicle like a grenade. The two got into the car and drove towards the Red Rain Home.

   Elizabeth came back from Dongtu Street. They are going to Hongyu to do volunteer work and to see how she is doing.

   Arrived at Hongyu House, it was in order, and there were some simple New Year lighting arrangements. The street kids had a better winter this winter than the street kids in any district.

   The two saw Elizabeth in the main warehouse. She was wearing a trench coat and jeans, and her sword treasure was hanging around her waist.

   At this time, Gu He was holding a purple-handled samurai sword, which was Yan Zhan.

   Elizabeth said that the affairs of Dongtu Street were going well, and after talking about the business, she showed a different smile.

   “Lorna, Senior Brother. I heard you guys…Congratulations.”

   “This?” Gu He was really stunned, how come everyone seemed to know, “I heard what, who is talking?”

   “I visited Miss Caiyin last night, and she said you were dating.” Elizabeth smiled truthfully.

“What kind of relationship is not.” Lorna turned her eyes, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, “I think he’s very pleasing to the eye, so I’ll do it, I think you’re even more pleasing to the eye, if you weren’t a girl, I would have done it a long time ago. ”

   Elizabeth laughed out loud. Brother and Lorna, although they felt a little lost in their hearts, come on!

   At this time, the sword treasure she was hanging around her waist made an electronically synthesized sound:

   “Jianbao Dictionary Launch, ‘Love’, p. 365488, the meaning of the word is: stupid, very stupid, very, very stupid, but smooth and refreshing, like a bottle of the best knife oil.”

  Gu He immediately raised the Yan Zhan in his hand, and Yan Zhan let out a sound, “Haha.”

He and Lorna spent most of the next day at the Hongyu House. In front of so many children, Elizabeth and Jianbao were watching. He didn’t have a chance to talk to Lorna. Health.

   In the afternoon, they left and went to the wrestling gang warehouse next to them to watch a wrestling.

   In the evening, the two went to the cinema to watch a movie again.

Then, after walking on the neon night street for a long time, Gu He suggested, “Lorna, go to my apartment?” Under the neon lights, he felt that Lorna was amazingly beautiful, but she didn’t say yes. Or bad.

   “Holy water has been full for a few days, let’s activate the trousers tonight and see, otherwise it will be a waste.” He slammed again.

   “I’ll just see what a pair of trousers can become.” Lorna strode over.

  Gu He gripped the thermos cup forcefully, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, yes, I can be a mother tonight!

   It didn’t take long for the two of them to drive to the street outside the Bantian apartment. They got out of the car and walked. Gu He naturally picked up the bag of gifts from Miss Caiyin.

   At the convenience store in front of the apartment, Mr. Itada, who was dozing off, saw their figures, and he immediately felt sleepy.

   As the two of them passed by, Mr. Itada said calmly: “The apartment has no restrictions on what to do.”

  Damn it, Gu He’s heart suddenly felt bad. Sure enough, Lorna was a little upset.

   “Old Man Ita, you don’t care if we do it or not.” Lorna didn’t give the old man a good look, and showed Yan Zhan in Zhan’s hand, “If you dare to eavesdrop, I promise to stab into your old ass.”

   “User, I refuse to complete this task.” Yan Zhan said.

“Good night!” Gu He hurriedly pulled Lorna over, entered the apartment, and went all the way to his room on the third floor, “Old Man Bantian is really bad sometimes, but he won’t do that kind of thing, right? .”

Lorna sat down on the tatami floor, put down Yan Zhan, and muttered: “These guys, didn’t I just mess with you a few times, one by one, what’s their business? What does this matter in Liuguang City? Really, what a fuss.”

  Gu He also sat down, “Uh yes, Lu Jiu said that the master said it, food **** is also.”

   He took out Miss Caiyin’s bag of gifts, “I’ll count how many…”

  Lorna almost sat and kicked him, “Go and take out my leather pants and see what they can turn into.”

   “Okay.” Gu He had to get up, went to the inner closet, and took out the matte black leather pants for women.

   His expression also became solemn, and finally, this moment finally came.

  Current elixir energy, 100%.

   And trousers treasure, he looked at it again, [Fantastic Artifacts: Bronze]

  Lorna propped her hands back on the floor and watched Gu He come over with her old pair of pants upright, she couldn’t help but want to laugh, this guy, why is it so funny…

   “Then now?” Gu He said.

   “Come on, what else do you need to prepare?” Lorna asked.

“Uh, this is your item after all, because you have the resources for strange things.” Gu He looked Lorna up and down, “My understanding of it comes from you, and how much I understand it directly determines failure. ,so…”

   “Stop talking nonsense.” Lorna hugged his head and kissed him heavily, “Hurry up!”

   “Okay, although it’s not in the best state, it’s still refreshing.” Gu He released bleeding threads with both hands, connecting the black leather pants in his hands, the Holy Grail program, activating strange objects, consuming holy water, all!

   All of a sudden, he saw a strange and colorful light shining through the whole pair of leather pants.

  Lorna could also see it, and in the blink of an eye, the trousers were swaying slightly, as if being blown up by the wind, and the trousers were twisted here and there, making an intermittent electronic sound like leather cloth rubbing:

   “Bunny ears, swallow tail, and scissor hands are you, let’s compare a V, yeah…”

   Both the black and green eyes were staring, and the two of them looked at the pants together…

   Suddenly, several prompt boxes popped up in Gu He’s mind:

  【Holy Water Consumption: 95%】

  【Successful activation of strange objects】

   (end of this chapter)