Vol 2 Chapter 1803 Dare to laugh Huang Chao is not a husband

  Chapter 1803 Dare to laugh Huang Chao is not a husband

   Naturally, it is inevitable that Wang Shouren will have a headache.

   Everything is ready, after all, it is still a matter of money.

   It’s not that Wang Shouren is extravagant.

   It is this new type of warfare. Although it has undergone many drills and exercises, in fact, no one knows how to fight it.

  The strategy formulated is revised again and again, and the tactics are constantly revised.

  Besides that…a large army needs to travel through the desert, and supplies are extremely difficult.

  Some people even proposed to send troops and horses to set off first, and then recruit craftsmen and civilians to start from Yumen Pass and build a simple railway along the way to go hand in hand with the army.

  Without silver…everything comes to naught.

  Wang Shouren’s biggest headache was precisely that the clever woman had no rice. Soon he discovered that the household department…began to default on money and food.

  Arrears from the household department are the most normal thing.

   In the past, they had a tradition of defaulting on military pay.

  The expense this time was so high, after obediently giving a large amount of money and food at the beginning, slowly…began to repeat the old tricks.

  Wang Shouren went to the household department a few times.

  The other side began to perfunctory and prevaricate, first checked the accounts with you, but later felt that the accounts could not be checked, so they said that it would take time for the money and food to go out of the warehouse, next month, next month will definitely be completed.

   At the beginning of next month, it’s still the same…

  Wang Shouren stared at Jin Gui, Minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs, and the eyes of both sides burst into flames.

  Jin Gui’s temperament is simple and quiet, and he doesn’t easily hide people. Speak honestly in front of people without any scruples. In other words, he is a hot-tempered person.

  In addition, he has presided over the imperial examinations many times, advocating elegance and opposing flashy writing style. So, he is still a very down-to-earth person.

  Real people are good at everything, but they are stingy.

  He is not only stingy in the household department, but also frugal at home!

It is said that he is a low-ranking man, and when he has nothing else to do, he repairs the book. What is he repairing? It is said that it is a book called “Shi Jian Tang”. This book is not for others to read, but for his own children and grandchildren. The content is generally how to be thrifty, and must not be extravagant and wasteful.

  He is extremely dissatisfied with the expenditure of the Ministry of War, and he has made many reports on it.

   And His Majesty obviously put his memorial on the shelf.

  Well…in that case…we have to use the old tradition of the household department.

  How the household department used to deal with those Qiuba in the past, it is still used now.

   Either you cut down on food and clothing yourself, and actively ask to reduce expenses, or… I will consume you to death.

  At this time, Wang Shouren said sullenly: “Does Jin Butang really want to do this? Now the war is urgent…”

Jin Gui sighed and said, “Wang Butang, how could I not know this old man? In fact, this old man…is also because of this matter. I haven’t slept well for many days. Don’t I worry about this war? But…Wang Butang, the imperial court There are rules and regulations of the imperial court, and the rules of the household department. The money and food have to be delivered from the treasury, and the money has to be settled. How can it be a matter of one or two sentences? Wang Butang, why don’t you remind me again?”

  Wang Shouren: “…”

  Jin Gui sighed again: “Wang Butang, you are still young, and you will have a lot to do in the future. There is no rush for such matters, and we should start with long-term plans. Governing a big country is like cooking small delicacies…”

  Wang Shouren’s forehead wrinkled a few waves, and finally resisted the urge to push this man to the ground and beat him violently.

   After all, he is a respectable person.

   And as he gets older, his temper is a little better.

   “Okay, goodbye.” Wang Shouren turned and left.

  Jin Gui looked at Wang Shouren’s back, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared.

  Hmph, asking for money…

  He is calm and relaxed, but he is not afraid of Wang Shouren. All his behaviors are in line with the rules, and the whole household department also acts according to the rules, and he can’t find the slightest fault.

   What’s more, he has always been valued by Liu Gong and Li Gong, and he can still be confident when he comes to the imperial court.

  It’s evening, let’s go down.

  Jin Gui, as usual, returned to the mansion, he was thinking about his book revision, that book is of great importance, and he wants to pass on his thrifty experience and experience to his descendants.

  But today… a bit strange, so he asked the manager, “Where did Zhengxing go?”

   Zhengxing is his son, who usually studies at home. At this time, as a filial son, he should come to welcome his father.

  The manager said: “I was called out an hour ago. I haven’t returned yet.”

   “Who called?”

   “Xishan… seems to have heard that… it is the regent, and the regent wants to talk to him… talk about what, oh, yes… talk about life.”

  Jin Gui blushed suddenly when he heard it, and trembled: “Then Wang Shouren…he…he went to sue? The regent is in charge of such things…he has the ability…come at me!”

  …

  On the other end, Jin Zhengxing was called to Xishan anxiously.

  He can’t understand…

  Why does the regent want to see himself?

  So, tremblingly waited in the hall.

   Not long after, Fang Jifan came.

  Look at this goofy young man.

Fang Jifan was very satisfied, and asked warmly: “I have heard of your name for a long time, and know that you can compose poems, alas… I also have some elegance on weekdays, but you also know that I have a lot of opportunities, and I have beautiful articles in my heart. I am afraid that I don’t have time Express your feelings.”

Then, he stepped forward and patted the shoulder of the submissive Jin Zhengxing, and Fang Jifan continued with a pleasant face: “Don’t be afraid, this king is just chatting with you, and you know that it’s hard to find a bosom friend, and it’s hard to find a bosom friend! Come, drink tea.” , drink tea.”

  So he said a few words to Jin Zhengxing casually.

  Jin Zhengxing took a sip of tea, and seeing Fang Jifan’s easy-going appearance, he finally calmed down a bit.

  Fang Jifan said: “How about your running script?”

   “Returning to Your Highness, student… student has learned some.”

“You are too modest. You are a descendant of Jin Butang, why have you only learned a little? This king sees that you are a good-looking talent, and you are also a descendant of a famous family. You must have good handwriting. How about this? I happen to have a poem. You How about helping me transcribe it?”

  Jin Zhengxing dared not agree, so someone brought the Four Treasures of the Study.

  Jin Zhengxing dipped his pen in ink.

  Fang Jifan put his hands behind his back, walked a few steps, and chanted: “My heart is in Shandong, and my body is in Wu, and my heart is in Shandong, and I am in the river.”

  Jin Zhengxing frowned slightly, this poem is very ordinary.

  Of course… Considering that this was done by the Regent, it is understandable, he is probably at this level.

  So, he picked up a pen and wrote it down.

  He began to murmur in his heart again, neither here is Wu, and the regent has nothing to do with Shandong, why is this poem… weird.

  Fang Jifan was reading poems while staring at him, but Jin Zhengxing felt hairy when he saw it, and he didn’t care about any thoughts, he was busy writing!

  Fang Jifan continued: “If he was Ling Yunzhi…”

  Jin Zhengxing heard this, and couldn’t help laughing in his heart, this poem is mediocre, picking up people’s teeth, and it’s like Ling Yunzhi, the level of the regent… well, it’s hard to say.

  Fang Jifan finally said: “Dare to laugh that Huang Chao is not a husband.”

  Jin Zhengxing continued to write, but… when he reached Zhang… chewing carefully, he felt something was wrong.

  Fang Jifan urged: “Write quickly, write quickly.”

  Therefore, Jin Zhengxing was in a hurry and continued to write down the word “husband”.

  As soon as he finished writing… his expression suddenly changed.

  He is Ruosui Ling Yunzhi, dare to laugh at Huang Chao as a husband?

  What Ling Yunzhi?

  Huang Chao… Isn’t this a rebel?

  Laughing at Huang Chao for not being a husband…fuck me…I think Huang Chao is not enough for a husband. Doesn’t it mean…that there is more commotion than Huang Chao?

  This…this…this is anti-poetry.

   Subconsciously, Jin Zhengxing turned pale.

  His body trembled, and his mind was buzzing.

  So…he turned around and wanted to leave.

   Obviously, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, it has entered a den of thieves.

   But when he turned around, he found that Fang Jifan’s guards had already come in with their knives in hand.

  Wang Xiaohu clapped the big machete in his hand, stared at him coldly, with a creepy smile: “Why, I have to leave after writing an anti-poetry? Then first ask my machete if I agree.”

  Jin Zhengxing suddenly shivered all over, he subconsciously turned around, and saw Fang Jifan looking at him with a smile.

   Reflex…Jin Zhengxing knelt down: “Regent, please forgive me…this…this is not written by the students…”

Fang Jifan had a good time, and said slowly: “How can you say that you didn’t write this? The black and white paper, the ink is not yet dry, can’t your handwriting be verified? Even if you say it’s broken, it doesn’t make sense. I am Where there is reason, everything is based on evidence, and we never do things that frame people.”

  Jin Zhengxing burst into tears. He is not someone who has seen the big world.

  Fang Jifan took the poem, blew on the ink, and praised: “This running script is not bad. It is a talent. It deserves to be the successor of Jin Butang. It has a deep family history. It’s a pity… I want to rebel.”

   “I… I… Your Highness is slandering the students…” Jin Zhengxing couldn’t help retorting.

Fang Jifan laughed loudly and said: “What you said is wrong. How did I slander you? Let me tell you. I, Fang Jifan, want to kill you, but still need to slander you for rebellion? Fang Jifan has a hundred ways to get you Dog head, you dog-like thing, do you know why you are asked to write poems? Because Fang Jifan never kills innocent people indiscriminately. .”

  Jin Zhengxing sat paralyzed on the ground as if struck by lightning.

Fang Jifan immediately gritted his teeth and said: “The tens of thousands of soldiers in front are waiting for death, but your father is playing his official tricks in this capital. Why, he thinks that the emperor can’t cure him? My student Wang Bo’an, then Why can’t he help him? He can put his tail up to the sky, thinking that no one can cure him? Do you really think that Fang Jifan is a vegetarian? Open the skylight and tell the truth. Whether you keep this poem or not, I can make you Jin The chickens and dogs are restless, but if the money and food are not distributed within three days and go to the hands of the soldiers, then…you father and son, go to the underworld to meet you, okay, Wang Xiaohu, put the knife away, and let this Get out of here, dog!”

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  (end of this chapter)