Chapter 17 behave in a spoiled manner

Although he knew that it was impossible for the program group to let the two groups meet, but after checking their respective maps and finding that they were at both ends of the island, Lin Yi was still a little desperate: “Then we have to meet at the end?”

She looked at Xu Shuyan, and her eyes conveyed a message: If you also know what it means to not see each other for a day, it will be like three autumns.

Xu Shuyan: “…”

she knows.

“That’s right!” Zhou Shichen condemned this rule of destroying the harmony in the group, and repeatedly shouted to Yan Qi: “Yan Qi! You can wait for the next issue! Don’t hide in the corner and laugh!”

【Although Yan Qi is not here, he is everywhere】

【Qi Shi killed me】

[I really want to talk about the big triangle of Yiyuan, Chen Yuan: My sister and sister miss me so much, what should I do? 】

[Chen Yuan’s rotten teeth are really hard, is this also cracking? 】

[The number of support sticks has reached 10,000 now. The program team hastened to unlock the new map for us, so what are you waiting for? 】

Maybe it was because of the fan’s message. After hanging up the phone here, the program team over there will present a new map.

The route is much clearer: from where they are to the charging station.

“Then let’s set off quickly.” Xu Shuyan took out the fisherman’s hat from the suitcase and put it on: “Lin Yi, where is your hat? If you don’t protect yourself from the sun, Sister Fang scolds you again when you go back.”

“Sunscreen?” Lin Yi’s small face suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, and he didn’t know where to get a can of sunscreen: “I’m not afraid of sunscreen when I use sunscreen, one application is effective all day long, SPF 50+, refreshing and not greasy , is a must-have product for your travel, outing, and home!”

【…advertisement caught off guard】

[What a dedicated promoter! The gold master’s father makes money! 】

【Ha ha ha ha buy buy buy! I count down to three, give me the link! 】

Sunscreen is the sponsor of this group show. There is no script for the live broadcast, and how to implant it depends on the guests themselves. Lin Yi found the right time, and a wave of output made Xu Shuyan confused.

When he realized it, Lin Yi’s face was covered with sunscreen, and he was disgusted by the way: “What are you doing in a daze? Rub it on yourself.”

“Okay.” Xu Shuyan couldn’t help but give the patron a face, and obediently wiped the sunscreen on his face.

[What a strict wife! 】

[Is this still my cool girl? Why are you so good? You are rebellious! 】

[Rebellion will not have a wife! 】

【fart! Xu Shuyan is just for advertisement! This is professionalism! 】

Although it is April, the ultraviolet rays on the island are strong, and the best sunscreen is not as good as physical sunscreen. Fortunately, the air is cooler, and you don’t feel hot when you wear long-sleeved trousers. Wearing a fisherman’s hat and fully armed will not cause sunburn .

For the effect of the live broadcast, they were not equipped with followpd, and the whole process was filmed with a drone.

The charging station is a temporary all-glass hut on the beach, and the top is specially treated to provide shade without being crowded.

Lin Yi picked up a bag of shells, piled them on the wooden dining table, and bargained with the program group: “I will string the shells into necklaces and give them out in a lottery draw in the live broadcast room, and you will randomly give 5,000 support sticks to the audience in the live broadcast room.”

Program group: “…what if we disagree?”

“If you don’t agree!” Lin Yi slapped the table aggressively, looking like he was going to fight the program team for 300 rounds: “I’ll let Xu Shuyan cry for you to watch!”

Xu Shuyan, who was eating breakfast seriously, was suddenly caught by the cue: “?”

Lin Yi winked at her.

Xu Shuyan was expressionless: “Woooooooooo.”

Program group: “…”

The moon is dark and the wind is high! Moral kidnapping! And can’t you cry more seriously!

Xu Shuyan ate while whimpering, looking like “My acting skills are like this, do you like it or not, I will kidnap you morally today!”, and Lin Yi pretended to pat her on the back next to her: “We have good words!” pitiful!”

Xu Shuyan: “Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”

【Xu Shuyan, don’t spoil her too much】

[No wonder she has a girlfriend! Cooperating with such a mentally handicapped thing, I can only say respect! bless! 】

[The young couple teamed up to make the program speechless]

【I want a shell necklace】

[The program team quickly agreed to come down, I really don’t want to see Xu Shuyan look so mentally handicapped]

[Xu Shuyan on the stage: I’m so sick that I will never betray you, Master. In the audience: Wife, we will do whatever you say. 】

When the program was full of effects, the program team naturally agreed to it.

Lin Yi casually ate a couple of bites of breakfast, ordered Xu Shuyan to pack everything he could into the bag and start making shell necklaces. He also chatted with the audience, by the way: “How is Yuanyuan?”

According to the report from the little spy who went to the live broadcast room of Chen Yuan and Zhou Shichen, Chen Yuan and Zhou Shichen have continued to set off, but due to the insufficient number of support sticks, they are now also doing the task given by the program group-to find ten ingredients and cook eight dishes.

“Who dares to eat it?” Lin Yi complained, “Are they both kitchen killers?”

“Aren’t you?” Xu Shuyan couldn’t hear anyone talking about Chen Yuan, so he took a bag of bread and quickly stuffed it into the bag, saying, “Last time you had a whim to cook, three dishes and one soup, and you posted it directly in the fried kitchen group.” degree.”

Lin Yi stepped on her foot.

Xu Shuyan: “Aww!”

Lin Yi gave her a sideways look, and she closed her mouth in resentment, thinking to forget it, there are so many people, give Lin Yi some face, they won’t be able to eat anyway, and they don’t know how bad Lin Yi’s cooking skills are.

After Lin Yi finished stringing the shells, the program team said that the 5,000 support sticks would be distributed at 8 pm, so now if you want to know the route, you still have to complete the task of the program team.

The task is very simple, Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi guess the boxing game, whoever loses will go to the sea to find the meal mark. After the catch, the lunch will be settled, and the road ahead will be bright.

“Whose path is bright!” Xu Shuyan said anxiously: “I’m just asking who came up with this task!”

“Be safe and don’t be impatient.” The program team persuaded: “What if you win the boxing game! Can’t you just sit here and wait for Teacher Lin to return triumphantly?”

Lin Yi hehe: “I have never lost in boxing guessing, come on!”

Best of three.

Xu Shuyan was completely defeated.

Xu Shuyan: “…”

【Xu Shuyan doesn’t seem to want to live anymore】

[What is the program group doing? Don’t we know that our family is afraid of water? Was she still trying to kill her by letting her into the water? 】

【Xu Shuyan: Living is boring】

[Laughing, Xu Shuyan looked at Lin Yi like a dog caught in the rain, with words written all over his eyes: Wife, save me]

【Lin Yi: Let you say that the food I cook is unpalatable, don’t love me, there is no result】

【Blind guess, Lin Yi won’t let Xu Shuyan into the water, she loves her wife so much, how could she let her into the water? 】

Xu Shuyan also thought that although Lin Yi didn’t feel sorry for her, he also knew that she was afraid of water, so he probably wouldn’t let her go. But she looked at Lin Yi so pitifully, why couldn’t Lin Yi receive it?

Instead of accepting it, Lin Yi asked her: “Xu Shuyan, are your eyes cramped?”

Xu Shuyan: “…I’m giving you a sneak peek!”

Lin Yi: “?”

She opened her mouth to say something, and finally sighed: “It’s useless.”

Xu Shuyan: “QAQ!”

“How about this.” Lin Yi changed her sitting position, picked up a can of yogurt sponsored by the sponsor on the table, inserted a straw, and slowly made a condition to Xu Shuyan: “Just act like a baby with me and I will go for you. ”

Xu Shuyan: “?”

[Aww, I want to see it too! 】

【Lin Yi, look out for yourself, did you let that piece of sea go! 】

[Just act like a baby and go for her, it’s too spoiled]

[Xu Shuyan: Is there such a good thing? 】

[Xu Shuyan: Don’t talk about spreading one, I’ll sprinkle it for you for a whole day! 】

Xu Shuyan said: “…”

It was thanks to Lin Yi that she could think of such a way to “humiliate” a cool girl in front of so many audiences. She gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Yi. Lin Yi blinked: “You don’t want to?”

“I—” Xu Shuyan was discouraged, hesitated for a while, and reluctantly stretched out his hand to grab Lin Yi’s sleeve, his tone softened: “Please, go for me.”

At the end, he curled his lips, as if I felt sorry for him.

Lin Yi: “…”

She was wrong, she wanted yue.

But Xu Shuyan seemed to have discovered a new way to disgust Lin Yi, and became more excited, wishing to put a tilde on every word: “Sister Lin Yi~~~ Please—you~just~go for me~~~”

Lin Yi was groaned twice, shaking off goosebumps: “I’ll go! I’ll go!”

[Xu Shuyan! Disgusting man, you have a way! Look at disgusting my daughter! 】

[Sister Weifan, don’t be so stubborn anymore, Lin Yi is obviously so cute by Xu Shuyan, she is willing to give water to her wife! 】

[Is there anything about changing clothes that I, a VIP user, can’t see? So out of touch? What about the Qiyinfu family? Let me watch my wife change clothes! 】

Just when Xu Shuyan saw this barrage, she read it directly: “This user named Lin Yi is my wife, pay attention to his words, the Internet is not a place outside the law! Be careful of being cleared!”

[? ? ? 】

[I smell good vinegar! Are some people afraid of Qinglang or jealous? 】

[My ears have filters, I only heard Xu Shuyan say: “Lin Yi is my wife.” Well, she is your wife, Mama knows! 】

Lin Yi didn’t know that Xu Shuyan had already chatted with the fans in the live broadcast room during the time when he was changing his diving suit. This is not the first time for her to dive. She even went to the beach to play a few times after recording the group show last year, and she is still a little eager to try it.

Xu Shuyan stepped on the beach with bare feet and called her: “Chongya Lin Yi!”

The director explained the rules in full: “What dishes will be marked on the meal label, what Mr. Lin can get, what’s on your menu at noon today. You can only take one dish at a time. Seafood feast, you have everything you want. ”

“Stop it,” Lin Yi put on his glasses, and licked his lips, “Besides, I’m going to bleed.”

The task was completed in the shoal. The program team rented a yacht and let Lin Yi go down without running too far. Lin Yi sank into the bottom of the sea. Watching small fish swimming by in groups, she grabbed a handful. Only the sea water slipped through the fingers.

She bent her eyes and smiled, waved at the camera placed by the program crew, and aimed at the tag hanging on the buoy.

Braised prawn paella with mellow cheese.

Grab it.

She tugged on the rope, and the upper level pulled her up. After repeated several times, Xu Shuyan straightened up from the recliner and said, “There is enough food, shall we go back?”

“No!” Lin Yi shook the water off his body, like a puppy falling into the water: “I just saw a tuna salad, I’m bound to get it right?!”

Xu Shuyan groaned, and lay back down again: “Come on, Lin Yi!”

Lin Yi: “…”

She narrowed her eyes slightly, thinking why, why she worked so hard for their lunch, that Xu Shuyan could lie under the umbrella, drink juice and chat with fans?

No, you can’t let her be so proud!

Lin Yi stood still for a while, called the director, and “communicated” in this way, and convinced the director for the reason of the program effect. The director is still worried: “If you play off, you still have to coax Teacher Xu.”

“Who coaxed her!” Lin Yi disdainfully said, “Let’s go!”

Xu Shuyan, who was still chatting with fans, had no idea that a “trick” was about to come. She read the barrage: “How does Lin Yi sleep? … Well, he is quite obedient,” she recalled: “It’s very small, so The big bed takes up a little space, and her quilt is also big, it just disappears into the quilt, she…”

Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly heard someone beside him screaming, “It’s over! Something happened to Mr. Lin!”

“Quick, quick! Pull up!”

“my God!”

“Teacher Xu is here to help!”

Some conditioned reflexes were engraved in his bones, Xu Shuyan said without any time to think about it, and when he rushed to him, he saw Lin Yi lying pale on the deck, with salty sea water hanging from his eyelashes, his chest didn’t heave, and he was breathing. If there is something like nothing.

Like a coma.

Her breathing was stagnant, thinking she was joking, Lin Yi was playing her again in the joint program group? Lin Yi’s water quality is so good, and the safety measures are so adequate, even if something happened, he was rescued immediately, why does he still look like he is dying?

She knelt down and pushed Lin Yi: “Stop pretending!”

Lin Yi didn’t move.

“Okay, Lin Yi.” She admitted that she was a little flustered: “You managed to trick me, so stop pretending, did you get the tuna salad? Let’s go have lunch?”

Lin Yi still didn’t respond.

Xu Shuyan became impatient: “I’m really angry if you do this again? If something happened to you, how could the program crew be so calm? What kind of reaction do you want from me? My acting skills are poor, but I can’t cry.”

She thought for a while, bent down, and said to Lin Yi: “When we meet Yuanyuan, how about letting you hug Yuanyuan first?”

Lin Yi remained motionless.

Damn, Xu Shuyan thought to himself, there is no response to this, so he really fainted, right? She hesitated here for a long time, Lin Yi won’t be delayed by her to burp, right?

Wait, what should I do if I encounter drowning?

Xu Shuyan recalled the life-saving knowledge he had learned before, and regretted that he was so busy arguing with Lin Yi in class that he went in his left ear and out of his right ear, and didn’t memorize some effective knowledge at all.

I vaguely remember the teacher saying: “Artificial respiration can be performed when necessary.”

Artificial respiration!

right! Artificial respiration!

Xu Shuyan’s eyes brightened slightly, and she looked at Lin Yi hesitantly, thinking that saving someone’s life would be better than building a seven-level pagoda, so she took a deep breath, and pressed her lips against Lin Yi’s.

Lin Yi, who was pretending to be dizzy: “!!”

The staff watching the footage: “!!”

Fans watching the live broadcast with a confused face: “!!”

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