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Chapter 111 Ghost face five uncles of Shura field
After twelve o’clock noon, the fog gradually dissipated, and the system gently woke Yang San, and then slapped the other six with a slap.
The system talked about the things that had been communicated with Congliang last night, and turned into a two-fingered snake in front of the entire group. It climbed along Yang San’s trouser legs and climbed over his waist. It was placed on Yang San’s shoulder.
Yang San’s whole body was stiff, and his face was red and white. The expressions of the six elders were suddenly a little indescribable. They knew last night that the beauty was changed from a snake.
However, the anxiety about being merged into the second district overshadowed this excitement, and the system did not endanger their lives and helped a lot. In addition, I saw my boss kissing the big beauty who turned into a snake yesterday, and the system defaulted to it. When I became a sister-in-law, although I sighed that my brother had such a **** good appetite, since I was a sister-in-law, there was nothing to be afraid of.
“Isn’t it good to go empty-handed?” Several people discussed as they walked downstairs.
“Why don’t you find something to eat first and then go.”
“You can also find some water, but there is no car. The shopping mall that my sister-in-law said is quite far away…”
“Hold it on, you have to do something…”
Yang San’s eyelids twitched when he heard a few people talking, “sister-in-law, sister-in-law”, especially the system’s cold little head rubbing against his side neck from time to time like a coquettish, rubbing his feet on the stairs straight and bald, so he could only keep holding on to the handrail of the stairs. Stabilize your body to prevent you from rolling down.
After a while, the system’s small head drilled in along Yang San’s neckline, and he didn’t know what he was doing. Anyway, Yang San’s jaw collapsed tightly, and he fell behind silently by two steps.
“Don’t think that you are really a sister-in-law!” Yang San pulled the system out of the neckline and roared it in a low voice: “It was agreed yesterday that I will sleep for one night, you are trying to make a difference!”
“Tsk tsk tsk…” The system shrank again, broke free from Yang San’s hand, and slipped in along the collar with a “whoosh”. Yang San stood stiffly, but fortunately the system slowly climbed up along the neckline. , neither light nor heavy, wrapped around Yang San’s neck.
“Too slippery, not intentional.” The system said very insincerely.
“What the **** are you doing?!” Yang San reached out to touch the freshly-baked snake-shaped necklace on his neck, the system tightened slightly, and his tone softened: “What else do you want…”
“I helped you so much,” the system relaxed Yang San’s neck, “how do you repay me?”
“You shameless…” Yang San swallowed the word “snake” and muffled: “It’s a big deal to accompany you again.”
“Tsk tsk tsk tsk…” The system’s small head rubbed against Yang San’s cheek, “You have one life and one night, check it out, how many people are there?”
“Just one night, you’re too small!”
“Just for one night, with the lives of your brothers, is it less important than yours?”
“Fart, brother of the young master, of course life is more important than the young master!
“That’s it!” The system was waiting for him here, “It’s more important than you, one counts as two nights, and one for half a month…”
“You—” Yang San was very angry, he followed a few people and argued with the system in a low voice, “You are shameless, why are their lives for two nights?! I only…”
“You said it yourself, your brother’s life is more important than your own.”
Yang San whimpered angrily, and the system said with relief: “What’s the hurry, maybe there are two more times, and I’ll get tired of it…” Maybe you can’t live without me.
A few people went out of the hotel to discuss where to find something to bring. Yang San was left behind, fighting with the system. Anyway, how could the system be able to get him back, but he really couldn’t say it, so he threatened to swallow the seven of their brothers together to make a set of gourd babies!
The stores of this generation have basically been raided, and a few people walked around for a few laps without finding anything they could get their hands on.
And now, the picture reappears, and the two groups of people “meeted on a narrow road” in front of the small store again, but their positions were changed, their car fell into each other’s hands, and the other party’s snake was entangled in their boss…
But compared to the last time, there was no tension between the two sides this time, and the two people who were leaning on their car didn’t even look at them, they were kissing with their eyes closed.
Brothers: “…” Is the probability of this collapsed world engaging so high? !
The single six Wangs suffered a critical attack, and silently looked back at their boss. Their boss was red-faced and dragged their “sister-in-law” out of his crotch – is this **** going to be a human-snake war on the street? !
Ding Mao and Congliang didn’t deliberately wait for the system to bring a few people back. After the morning meal, the fog dissipated, and she told the news that there would be new members today. None of these people objected, and they gave up a small bag. Fang, he also spontaneously went to the warehouse to find abandoned tables and chairs, and pieced together a place that could sleep six or seven people.
There is no accident and the effect of complete obedience makes Congliang feel that what she is doing is the head of the MLM den on TV, and she is also the kind of person who specializes in brainwashing. When she opens her mouth, everyone else is like drinking a drug. or something.
She originally wanted to share with the system that she suddenly lit up “the domineering king”, but she knocked several times and did not respond. After responding, the system didn’t know what it was doing. She panted and said I’m busy, and there was no sound…
Not in broad daylight hehehe? Cong Liang knew a little about what it was like to have **** at the beginning. After returning to the fief in the first life, there was indeed a period of time when she and the eldest baby looked at each other and became emotional.
Thinking of this, Congliang was also a little itchy. She had only tried a horse-drawn carriage, and it was terribly bumpy. She looked sideways at the big baby who had parked the car and opened the door to get out of the car. She bumped the shock absorber of the jeep and reached for it Ding Maoshou, who had already closed the door, stayed.
“Baby,” Cong Liang knelt from the co-pilot’s seat in the driver’s seat, pulled Ding Mao’s hand back and let him stick to the door, his fingers on the half-downed window After drawing circles, I drew a small arrow… I raised my eyes and looked at him deeply.
Ding Mao: “…”
Ding Mao took a deep breath, resisted the desire to speak up, opened the car door and dragged Cong Liang out, pressed it on the door, closed his eyes, and said, “I’ll be back at night… I’ll feed you at night.”
“Do things first, didn’t you say that your snake will bring people from the first district today?” Ding Mao lowered his head and kissed Congliang affectionately, “Be obedient…”
Congliang didn’t really think about what to do, just teasing Dingmao, seeing Dingmao saying something so serious, he just wanted to be happy.
But asking for a kiss is still necessary. The two kissed sweetly on the mouth, but as soon as they turned around, they saw a bunch of people standing next to them staring at him.
Cong Liang was nothing, but the startled Ding Mao took a big step backwards, almost got mixed up, and then steadied himself and plunged into the small shop.
This was the first time that Congliang saw “Cong’an” after a lifetime. The system said that his name was Yang San in this life. She smiled and walked over to see the system tightly wrapped around Yang San’s neck. He opened his arms to hug Cong An, who was in this life, and wanted to call him brother, but with his arms open, Yang San jumped away like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
Forgive him. Since yesterday, the system has given him a completely distorted understanding of the creatures like women. Beauty, gentleness and kindness are no longer synonymous with them. After the unbearable last night, now Cong Liang is staring at him. I feel like I want to sleep with him, I just want to sleep with him when I open my arms!
Congliang: “…” Give me back my good brother, thank you.
Congliang raised his arms awkwardly for a few seconds, and after thinking about it, he simply opened them all, smiled and said to everyone: “Welcome to the second district,” and then with a speed comparable to Sichuan Opera’s face changing, he instantly put away his smile, “Then Now, let’s get to work.”
So before the brothers entered the second district, they had a moody impression of the “boss” in the second district.
A few people worked in silence. Congliang pulled the system off Yang San’s body and wrapped it around his wrist a few times. Yang San got rid of the entanglement of the system, and finally showed a grateful smile to Congliang.
“How did you fix it,” growled from the good brain to the system: “If you scare people like this, don’t tell me that you are in the form of a snake?”
“How is that possible!” The system also roared in his head: “I’m going to die, it’s all eight languages, let him choose!”
Congliang silently covered her forehead, but did not hold back her joy. When she thought of the tone of “Hello, the number you dialed has been turned off, please replay it later”, she copied the information to Yang San one by one. Hehe, who broadcasts eight languages, let him choose, she felt that it was too magical.
She wanted to teach the system, the intimacy between the two was not like this, but she didn’t say anything when she moved her lips. After all, everyone is different, and the two of them have to figure out how to get along.
With a few big men, Congliang wanted to stretch out his hand twice, but Ding Mao pinned her to the spot with his eyes, Congliang had to wrap his hands around the system, leaning against the door of the small shop to chat.
“They look pretty harmonious, don’t they?”
Cong Liang Jian Yang San sorted out the bag and handed it to Ding Mao with a very natural attitude. Ding Mao took it and took it out and put it in the car. The two of them were not systematic and like Cong Liang imagined. handover.
“It really doesn’t look abnormal,” the system said. “But cancers with no symptoms in the early stage are usually found to be in the late stage. You should still watch over that violent and irritable big baby in your family.”
“No,” Cong Liang said with a grin. “In this life, he has been very gentle.”
How many people work, load the car back to unload the car, come back and reload, toss three times in the afternoon, basically all the usable shops are emptied, everything is back upstairs, and the system is thrown from the good hands. , didn’t take anything, Yuzai Yuzai walked upstairs – Ding Mao had been staring at her all afternoon, and he wouldn’t let her do anything, there was nothing he could do.
Several young men climbed upstairs, sweating profusely, and successfully met with a room of empty nesters. The scene was very harmonious and friendly. Yes – their son is all right and this big.
Cong Liang carried the system into the private room, took a sip from the cup, and reflexively handed it backwards to let go—fortunately, it was caught by the system on his wrist in time and it didn’t break. Only then did Cong Liang realize that Ding Mao didn’t follow up.
Ding Mao didn’t follow up? !
“Ding Mao didn’t follow up, maybe…” Cong Liang’s voice faded, and a shrill scream resounded through the building.
The author has something to say: Congliang: In his life, he is very gentle, (the little woman smiles)
Yang San: “Ah ah ah ah-”
System: Fight!
Cong Liang: Who?
System: Your very gentle big baby! !
[Updated for a while to escape from the next county lord╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭]