Chapter 12 WeChat

After checking the ticket and getting on the bus, Zhou Zhan pinched his nose and expressed his dissatisfaction with the air in the car, but after finding a seat and sitting in, he turned his head to look at Du Xiao next to him, and quickly became happy again. After all, for the pampered young master Zhou, This is the first time he has taken a long-distance bus in human form, like a newlywed daughter-in-law returning to her in-law’s house with her own man, it doesn’t feel too wonderful.

With the heater on in the car, he took off his overcoat, which was long enough to cover his ankles and as wide as a sleeping bag, revealing the same wide sweater and trousers that had been rolled up several times. Owl shook his legs comfortably, stretched out his hand and said, “Play with the phone for me.”

Du Xiao didn’t expect that after such an embarrassing thing happened and the shocking secret that the Zhou family was a chicken was exposed, he would be able to pose such a usual uncle’s style with ease. Compared with him, he secretly did so much. Psychological construction, dawdling to find the right time for a showdown, is like a little girl who can’t put her face away.

Zhou Zhan saw that he didn’t respond, put his hand under his nose and moved his fingers.

Du Xiao looked down at his fair and delicate palms and slender and beautiful fingers, and unresponsively took out the phone and put it in his hands.

Zhou Zhan bit his lip and glanced at him, taking advantage of the opportunity to close his fingers, he seemed to inadvertently hooked his fingertips on his palm, and then he opened the screen as if nothing had happened.

Du Xiao didn’t realize that the other party was doing it on purpose. He stiffened his body and tried to control the boiling blood in his body. By the way, he scorned himself, who was currently unscrupulous.

Zhou Zhan took Du Xiao’s cell phone to look over there, absent-mindedly, until Du Xiao took out his kindle and started to read, he suddenly became energetic, glanced at Du Xiao from the corner of his eye, and quickly opened WeChat to log in to his own account. account and enter the family WeChat group.

The group name has been changed to “Chicken Xiang Ruyi”, which is really not creative at all.

Zhou Zhan pouted and called out in the group, “Where’s your parents?”

The group was instantly boiling, and a group of older brothers and sisters began to bombard the baby brother.

Brother Fifteen: “Fuck you, you can already use your mobile phone! You’ve changed into a human? Did you successfully complete the mission?”

Brother Nineteen: “You’re doing a great job! It’s not in vain for me to bear a black cauldron for you! Come back and beat me up!”

Twelfth sister: “Aw, ooh, my rotten girl’s soul is starting to burn! Little brother, tell me quickly, how big is Du Xiaoqi, and how good is the job? Are you happy?”

Zhou Zhan thought about it for a while, his cheeks flushed, and he typed quickly with gritted teeth: “Should you be shameless! My man doesn’t allow you to think about it! Be careful I tell my brother-in-law!”

Eighth sister: “Ouch, this hair is fried, and I didn’t squeak when I came in. It seems that I didn’t succeed.”

Sixth brother: “My brother is so stupid, how could it be so easy to complete the task? But why expose it if he didn’t complete the task? Could it be that Du Xiao is lurking in here?”

Zhou Zhan was afraid that Du Xiao would see what he was doing, so he simply turned around and leaned against the car window, putting his other foot on his lap.

Du Xiao glanced at him, worried that his wide trouser legs would leak, so he squeezed them tightly.

Zhou Zhan said in the group: “Sixth brother, are you embarrassed to call me stupid? Are you very smart? You are so angry with your man that you stuffed your head into the toilet and abused yourself thinking I didn’t know?”

Brother Six: “…”

Well, you can know such a shameful thing, it’s definitely not Du Xiao.

At this time, Chairman Zhou came: “Er, Du Xiao knows your identity? Are you guys getting better?”

Zhou Zhan: “Dad, I suspect he likes women, please help me find a way!”

Chairman Zhou was taken aback and obviously did not consider this possibility. After thinking about it, he slapped his thigh: “Erzai, show him the film! You will know by observing his reaction! Wait, I will go back to show him now. You look for resources, and you find them and copy them into your computer! When are you coming back?”

Before Zhou Zhan could reply, the brothers and sisters quickly and efficiently threw out the resources they were holding at the bottom of the box, and the moving pictures that made people’s blood flow quickly swiped on the screen. cigarette.

Chairman Zhou: “Hey, hey! What are you doing! The little **** hasn’t seen the movie yet, what should he do if he is so crazy that he is so crazy? He is not smart at first, so how can he chase men no matter how stupid? !”

Young Master Zhou, who had only read Xiao Huangwen’s textbook, had his cheeks so hot that he could boil an egg. He stared at the chatting records while breathing quickly. He imagined the muscular man in every GIF as Du Xiao, and felt that he would be blown away right away. He was about to turn into a roast chicken, and when he was sweating profusely, a warm palm suddenly touched his face, and at the same time Du Xiao’s worried voice sounded in his ear: “Why are you blushing like this?”

“Ah!” Zhou Zhan shouted in fright, the two feet on Du Xiao’s legs subconsciously kicked, one of the feet was in a very unfortunate position…

Du Xiao groaned in pain.

Dozens of glances came over.

Zhou Zhan was startled again. He was so anxious that he wanted to chop off his feet. He hurriedly put it on the ground, leaned over and bent over to look at his crotch, then looked up at his face, then lowered his head and continued to look at his crotch, at a loss. He asked eagerly: “How is it? How is it? Didn’t it break?”

This kick is not heavy, at least within Du Xiao’s tolerance, Du Xiao slowed down, and embarrassedly said two words in the sight of many passengers: “It’s okay.”

“Is it all right?” Zhou Zhan was worried, stretched out a hand to rub him, and said nervously, “Is it better?”

It’s over! It’s over! This is the lifeblood of a man! Will Du Xiao turn his back on me! You can’t die in the gutter without your ambitions, ah ah ah!

Du Xiaoqiang pushed his hand calmly: “It’s okay.”

Zhou Zhan was still worried, and felt that it was very necessary to rub some reactions to verify it.

Passenger next to him: “…”

What the hell! Eyes are going blind!

Tsk tsk… today’s young people…

Ouch, who’s child… I’m too careless about the impact…

Du Xiao felt the hairs all over his body stand up, he quickly removed the messy hand, returned his attention to Zhou Zhan, and touched his forehead: “Isn’t it because I caught a cold when I was wearing clothes?”

Zhou Zhan vaguely felt that his place just now… It seems that maybe it might be possible… to become bigger…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! never mind! not worried!

Zhou Zhan sat up straight and shook his head with bright eyes: “It’s fine, I’m fine.”

After being so frightened just now, his boiling blood has long since subsided, the top of his head is no longer smoking, his cheeks are not red or hot, and the temperature is normal. Du Xiao leaned over suspiciously and pressed his forehead to his. Come on, you really don’t have a fever.

He was very skillful in this kind of intimate and ambiguous posture, not only skillful, but also very natural. Because Young Master Zhou was squeamish, he had a little cold and fever, so he shouted for Du Xiao to stick his forehead with him. Du Xiao didn’t know why the Zhou family was so rich. I’m reluctant to buy even a thermometer, and I can’t figure out why the thermometer I bring myself is often unavailable when it’s time to use it…

Anyway, the local method has been mastered, and Du Xiao is sure that Zhou Zhan does not have a fever, so he finally rests at ease. When he was about to distance himself and sit up straight, his eyes inadvertently glanced down, and his eyes fell on the mobile phone screen.

Zhou Zhan held the phone: “!!”

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Forget the dynamic little yellow picture opened on your phone! What should I do if Du Xiao sees it!

Zhou Zhan quickly covered the screen with his other hand, thought about it, and quickly took it away.

its not right! It should be shown to Du Xiao! Isn’t everyone sending me such unhealthy things just to let me test Du Xiao? Why am I blocking it! Stupid!

Du Xiao looked at the brief but explosive content in the dynamic picture, and gradually frowned.

He took care of Zhou Zhan closely for three years. Except for sleeping, Zhou Zhan was almost inseparable. In his memory, Zhou Zhan had never seen such things at all. It was impossible for a person who was blind in one day to peek in the middle of the night. But now, Zhou Zhan can’t wait. When I got home, I borrowed his mobile phone in the car.

How impatient!

Did you just get into this stuff recently and get addicted?

No wonder he went crazy that night…

Sure enough, I was a gun buddy and wanted to try it…

He is a silent tough guy, he has a lot of thoughts in his mind, he just doesn’t say it.

Zhou Zhan glanced at his increasingly ugly face: It’s over! No facial paralysis! The face is so ugly, the mood is so bad! Isn’t it just two men, is it so ugly?

Ah, ah, Du Xiao, don’t like women! Men are great too! I am very good! You have to change your aesthetic ah ah ah ah ah!

Zhou Zhan was in a hurry and couldn’t think about anything. He took Du Xiao and sent the small moving picture to his eyes: “How is it? It’s crazy, right?”

Du Xiao glanced at him in a bad mood: “No.”

Zhou Zhan took back his phone and flipped through it, picked out another one and sent it to him, looking at him expectantly: “How about this?”

Du Xiao’s mood was even worse: “Not so good.”

Zhou Zhan secretly encouraged himself: Just take a look at it more! Let him get used to it first!

“What about this?”

Du Xiao looked at him with despair.

Is this discussing with me the posture for the next gun date?

Zhou Zhan winked at him with hope: “How is it? I think this is very hot! Isn’t it beautiful?”

Du Xiao felt that his eyes were swept over again, and he wished to block his mouth immediately, and quickly grabbed the phone and stuffed it back into his pocket.

Zhou Zhan: “!!”

Ah ah ah no! give me back! Give it back to me quickly!

Zhou Zhan rushed over and put his hand in his pocket, looking very anxious.

Du Xiao was even more desperate, he grabbed the phone back with a blank face, raised it to his other hand, quickly stuffed it into the other pocket, and said coldly, “It doesn’t look good, don’t look at it.”

Ahhhh my WeChat! !

Zhou Zhan lay on top of him and chased his hand to the other pocket.

Du Xiao took a deep breath and held his hand, so depressed that he was about to explode.

Zhou Zhan raised his head and stared at him with big eyes and small eyes. After a while, he cleared his throat and sat back, put on an uncle’s face, and began to use his power for personal gain: “Give me your phone, or I will deduct your salary and half!”

Du Xiao didn’t respond.

Zhou Zhan stared at him in disbelief. After staring, his face suddenly changed, and he smiled and began to pretend to be his grandson: “Brother Du, give me your phone, it’s too boring in the car, I’ll play a little more.”

Du Xiao removed the back cover with one hand in his pocket, removed the battery with one hand, closed the back cover with one hand, and then took out the phone and handed it to him.

Zhou Zhan quickly grabbed it, and then…

Du Xiao looked at his confused face, turned sideways, and said in a very innocent tone, “Oh, the power is out.”

The author has something to say: Du Xiao: I really want to be blackened! Too bad the author doesn’t have this setting! [Indignantly angry]