Chapter 816 , one is blacker than the other (please subscribe!)

   Chapter 816, one is blacker than the other (please subscribe!)

   Zhang Xuan was stunned, pointed his finger at himself, and asked in disbelief, “Mine?”

  Su Jinyu blinked like he usually does.

   Zhang Xuan stared at her blankly and asked in a low voice, “Are you kidding?”

  Su Jinyu fluttered her cheeks and twisted her body to act like a spoiled child: “Do you think I’m joking.”

   Zhang Xuan stretched out his hand to probe her forehead, and said slowly, “You don’t have a fever, tell me, what’s going on?”

  Xiao Shixiu hooked his mouth: “If men and women don’t kiss each other, what are you doing in public?”

   Zhang Xuan sighed: “You are already pregnant with my child, what happened when I touched my forehead?”

  Little Eleven lifted his hair and asked, “How do you arrange our mother and son?”

  Zhang Xuan thought for a while: “You tell me how you got pregnant first, uh, don’t look at me like this. After you are sure that it is the child of my old Zhang family, you must be responsible to the end.”

   Little Eleven asked: “How do you want to confirm?”

Zhang Xuan said directly: “DNA paternity testing appeared in the world in 1982. It was introduced in China in 1985 and is now widely used in some places. Mothers can be drawn from venous blood for more than 10 weeks of pregnancy for DNA paternity testing. It’s been more than two months since the student union office, I’ll take you there sometime.”

  Xiao Eleven asked blankly, “You don’t trust me?”

   Zhang Xuan said solemnly, “You understand parallel lines and intersecting lines, right? We were both running on parallel lines, but you suddenly told me that you would like to be a father. This is a big deal and you must be careful.”

   Seeing his offended look, Little Eleven couldn’t hold back his laughter any longer. He stretched out his hand and took his arm to explain Dr. Liu’s “Unintended Pregnancy Theory”.

   Zhang Xuan’s head froze after listening to it. He had seen this news in his previous life. After decades, he has not seen a lot of it. Is it his turn today?

   Damn, really dumbfounded.

   Zhang Xuan asked: “Does it mean that you are still a big girl but pregnant?”

   “Surprise?”

  Xiao Eleven pretended to get up after saying this: “Come on, let’s go to the hotel and let you verify if I lied to you.”

   Zhang Xuan stared at her suspiciously for half a minute, and finally pulled her over and sat down, “Okay, let’s do it, what’s going on?”

  Xiao Shiyi said, “I’m really pregnant.”

   Zhang Xuan sighed: “If you were really pregnant, I think Aunt Yueming would have been standing in front of me long ago. My nose is not my nose and my eyes are not my eyes. Maybe even my uncle, aunt and my mother would know.”

   Little Eleven said with great regret: “I knew this fatal flaw could not deceive the boy’s father.”

   Zhang Xuan was dizzy: “Still talking nonsense.”

   Little Eleven said with a smile: “Although my mother is wrong about this matter, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages for me. You were very nervous and even angry just now.

   It seems that a certain person says no, and looks disgusted in his eyes, but he actually cares a lot. ”

   Zhang Xuan stretched his back and turned a deaf ear to it.

   Damn, as a man, who likes to be a father?

   Just then, the phone rang.

   Zhang Xuan took out his Nokia and saw that it was Comrade Ruan Xiuqin calling.

   “Mom, have you had dinner yet?”

   “Eat, Manzai, are you busy now?”

   “You’re not busy, you can always talk about it.”

   “I called Shuangling just now, and she said you were out for something and didn’t have dinner at home. Are you with other girls?”

   Zhang Xuan glanced at Little Eleven who was already smiling, walked away a few steps and said, “Mom, don’t wrong me, I just had dinner with my classmates outside.”

   Ruan Xiuqin asked, “Are there any female classmates?”

  Zhang Xuan lied: “No”

   “Zhang Xuan!”

   Before he finished speaking, he found that there was a person next to him, it was Dong Ziyu.

   Zhang Xuan is speechless, really afraid of what to do!

   When you carry your back like this?

   Originally, Dong Ziyu wanted to talk, but when he turned around halfway and saw that he was holding the phone in his left hand, he suddenly fell silent, and his face was full of embarrassment.

   Ruan Xiuqin was silent over there for a while, and then said, “Mom learned two more idioms today. I lie a lot, and I don’t like meat.”

  Ouch, this black-bellied mother has a big head.

  The days are getting better, and I really will hit my son more and more.

   At this moment, he misses Seagate very much, and I really hope Seagate can help him out, use magic to defeat magic, and bring this mother back.

   Ruan Xiuqin talked about the business: “Shuangling said that you are the graduation ceremony on the 30th. My other father and other mother and I are going to come and see if there is any conflict with your other mother?”

   Hearing this, Zhang Xuan looked up at the sky and wanted to ask God, huh? Is this still my mother?

   Guessing it was almost over, Ruan Xiuqin asked again, “When will Mi Jian graduate?”

   Zhang Xuan replied: “June 26th.”

   Ruan Xiuqin said, “Seagate is also on June 26th?”

   Zhang Xuan hummed.

   Ruan Xiuqin looked worried: “My own cub, I know what kind of urine it is, you must go after Mijian graduation, right?

  Mom specially came to Yangcheng to help you appease Shuangling, but you are good, there are two at Peking University, we will see how you end up. ”

  You think too much, Seagate is ignoring me now.

   This matter is not clear, Zhang Xuan is too lazy to say more, but asks: “Mom, what else do you have?”

   Ruan Xiuqin said, “On this matter, I called you yesterday, but you didn’t answer. I’ll let you know today.”

   After chatting for a while, when she was about to hang up, Ruan Xiuqin caught her and asked again, “You and Wenhui didn’t get together secretly, did you?”

   Zhang Xuan said: “No.”

   Ruan Xiuqin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but said, “Full cubs, you are really useless, you are blinding the skin that mother gave you.”

   Zhang Xuan laughed and hung up the phone.

   This was the first time he took the initiative to hang up his mother’s phone. In just a few minutes, he was attacked one after another.

   When did Comrade Ruan Xiuqin take pleasure in making fun of his son?

   Walking back to Xingting, Dong Ziyu asked with concern, “Didn’t I bother you just now?”

   Zhang Xuan shook the black Nokia in his hand: “No, I called my mother just now, very casual.”

   Dong Ziyu said: “That’s good, I thought you were talking about business with others.”

   Zhang Xuan asked: “Are you taking a walk after dinner?”

   Dong Ziyu shook his head: “No, I was going to meet Xiao Ding for dinner, and I happened to pass by here. How about you? Have you had dinner yet?”

   Zhang Xuan put away his mobile phone and said to the two: “Xiao Shi didn’t have dinner either, so you two just got together. I’m going home a little earlier.”

   Watching him leave, Little Eleven hesitated.

   Seeing this, Dong Ziyu looked apologetic: “It seems that I ruined your good deeds.”

  Xiao Shiyi got up and took her out: “With Du Shuangling at Zhongda University, others will never have a chance.”

   Dong Ziyu thoughtfully: “It seems that your relationship has progressed a lot?”

  Xiao Eleven shook his head: “How about you? Do you want to find a chance to confess to him?”

  Dong Ziyu teased: “This is not like you. I remember you always wanted to monopolize him, so you won’t be jealous this time?”

  Xiao Shiyi clenched his fists: “Let’s fight the others first, and then we two sisters will duel.”

   Dong Ziyu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “There are two mountains in front of Mijian and Shuangling, and a small mountain in Wenhui. I wish you good luck.”

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