Chapter 754 historical laughing stock

People often like to describe other people who are having a good time, saying that this person is a bamboo basket to draw water. ◇↓, x.

But this Liu He’s experience can never be simply described as a bamboo basket to draw water. His life experience can be described with a little more cups.

It can be said that he is one of the most useless emperors in Chinese history. He was happily called to be the emperor, but he was just 27 days after inheriting the throne, and he was kicked out before the emperor’s dragon chair was even hot. After being a detective, he was sent back to his hometown and became a marquis. Later, before the marquis could become a good man, he was directly dismissed from the title and became a poor man. . .

And that’s not all, I was also severely disgusted by people in the history books. Originally a very honest and promising person, he was just written by those swordsmen and writers into a heinous, absurd and stubborn person. , became the laughing stock of history, and the unfortunate people of later generations talked and laughed.

Truly the most unfortunate gangster in history. . .

In fact, this Liu He is not as absurd and ignorant of world affairs as recorded in historical books at all. This can be seen from the funerary objects unearthed in his tomb.

During the excavation of his tomb this time, people not only found a portrait of Confucius in his grave goods, but also books such as the Book of Changes, and many other famous works of that time. If he is really an absurd fellow, these How could something appear in his tomb?

The appearance of these things shows that this Liu He is actually a normal person who has received a good family education and is of sound mind.

In fact, there is another statement about the record of his short 27-day career as an emperor. Before setting off from the fief to Chang’an. His old official Wang Ji told him in the third day: “General Huo Guang. You are covering the sky with one hand in the court. Your lord, you are going to inherit the throne. You must be careful and forbear, and slowly make plans…”

But this Wang Ji may not have thought that their prince is too young and too impatient.

Perhaps this Liu He felt that he was already nineteen years old. This was definitely a responsible adult at that time, how could he be willing to let Huo Guang control the government all the time, and he couldn’t govern himself?

So when he arrived in Chang’an and inherited the great lineage, he couldn’t bear it any longer. For example, when he arrived in Chang’an, he directly arranged for the people who drove the carriage from Dahonglu Temple to drive him out of the car.

It stands to reason that such a person was a driver specially installed for you by the emperor at that time. The position of Xiaohuangmen is quite particular. In the future, this will be the emperor’s condemned minister. After the emperor ascends the throne in the future, such people will be reused.

This position can be said to be a test by Huo Guang to his Liu He. If he was a sensible person, he should know how to forbear, but he was still too young, and before the gate of the imperial city had arrived, he drove the driver who was arranged by him out of the car.

And when he truly inherited the great lineage, he immediately began to promote his own people, install his cronies, and finally began to adjust the military and horses of the palace guards after 15 days of succession.

And his other misstep is that his subordinates are really lacking in talents. After all, the group of people he brought are some squires from the local area, and the quality of this group of people is really limited.

The reason why Liu He was so anxious and did not know how to forbear was inseparable from the harassment of this group of people.

This group of mud-legged people from the countryside followed Liu He into Chang’an, and one by one, they really regarded themselves as ministers from the dragon.

And the important positions in the imperial court like the third prince and Jiuqing are almost all controlled by Huo Guang and other famous families, how can they give way to them so easily?

So these guys couldn’t bear it any longer, and they kept making tricks for Liu He, asking him to issue a lot of absurd dispatch orders to let them come to the top.

And when Liu He arrived in the capital, there were not many people he could trust, so he could only let these people mess around.

But after tossing and turning, there were not a few positions left at all. This time, these people were anxious. In order to establish prestige in the imperial court, they even proposed to Liu He to kill Huo Guanglai to establish prestige.

You must know that Huo Guang was a powerful minister at the time. If he was killed, how many of the remaining people would dare to be disobedient?

But the wish is good, but the reality is cruel. It didn’t take long for them to discuss secretly here, and Huo Guang received the news over there.

Now Huo Guang, who was already very dissatisfied with Liu He, how could he bear it?

Immediately, he teamed up with his empress dowager’s daughter, and the other clansmen, and dragged Liu He off the dragon chair with three strokes and five divisions, and then rushed back to Changyi.

Of course, thanks to Liu He, he was still a little wise, and he did not agree to the suggestion of his subordinates to get rid of Huo Guang on the spot, otherwise it might be a problem for him to return to Changyi safely.

As for his more than 200 subordinates, not long after he left Chang’an, he let the people sent by Huo Guang cut them into mashed meat with random knives, and when these guys were dying, they did not regret it. You can also shout out the words: “If you keep breaking, you will be chaotic.”

It can be seen from this that Liu He was in power for 27 days and then abdicated. Such a short period of 27 days is not as absurd as the description in the history books. It’s not as easy as the Nine Dragons Seizing the Inheritance at the back.

And Huo Guang, after driving Liu He off the dragon chair, established the great-grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Liu Bing succeeded the throne, that is, the famous Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty who later became Emperor Xuan.

And this buddy is much smarter than his cousin. Knowing that Huo Guang is an old thief who has power over the government, he adopted a policy of forbearance as soon as he came up. An unprecedented rank of seven thousand dan.

He stayed up until Huo Guang died, attended Huo Guang’s funeral in person, and finally buried Huo Guang according to the emperor’s specifications.

And when Huo Guang kicked his legs like this, he changed his hands and began to eliminate the Huo family’s henchmen, taking Huo Guang’s two sons-in-laws from the positions of the imperial guards, and then taking Huo Guang’s two sons.

In the end, he forced the Huo family to start a rebellion, and then put out the rebellion in one sentence, uprooting the Huo family.

It’s a pity that the bloodline of the champion Hou was so annihilated in the court chaos of that year, and Huo Guang, who was powerful and powerful when he was alive, ended up being a cup and was dug out of the coffin and whipped the corpse. . .

This shows how much the Liu family emperor hates him. At the same time, on the other hand, it also proves that the old Liu family emperor is invincible and ruthless. During the Han Dynasty, I don’t know how many Conglong’s The noble lord, in the end, fell under the black sword of the old Liu family. . .

And even if Emperor Xuan of the Han killed Huo Guang, he still couldn’t worry about his uncle who had gone back to Changyi. He sent people to test him several times, and finally came to the conclusion that this person was incompetent. When Haihunhouhou.

In fact, he also asked him to give up a good place like Changyi and go to a remote rural area to retire.

This Liu Heyi listened to this order, but he was not happy, what happened? It doesn’t matter if I abolish my emperor, and now I have to be assigned to the frontier?

You must know that in the Han Dynasty, although Changyi could not compare with the prosperous cities in the Central Plains, it was a good place, but the place in Yuzhang was simply a backcountry!

Although he was not happy in his heart, he did not dare to openly disobey the emperor’s order, so he could only go to Yuzhang in grievances.

And after he went to Yuzhang, two years later, a prefect of Yangzhou, surnamed Ke, beat the Marquis of Haihun again in order to curry favor with the emperor. He and the late prefect, Sun Wanshi, were good friends. We drank and chatted together. Several times when we were drinking and chatting, we said a lot of disrespectful things, and even criticized the Sacred Heart. This is a disrespectful crime and should be taken down.

And the Emperor Xuan of Han, who had been worried about Liu He, was just waiting for this. He immediately used this pretext to cut the title of Haihun Hou directly, and he became a civilian in the end. , and left him a fief of one thousand households to feed him.

This Haihunhou framed him like this. It can be said that he was disheartened, and he soon became depressed and unwilling.

So from the whole process, this guy’s life is a cup of highs and lows.

And if he really did those absurd things and was finally dismissed, that’s all.

It’s a pity that he really didn’t handle a few of the dirty things recorded in the history books, and the emperor only served for twenty-seven days, and he was finally slapped down. The dirty water ~www.readmtl.com~ has become a joke in the history books. Do you think this guy should be called a cup?

However, it is precisely because of his relative life that he is much more fortunate than other Han emperors and princes and nobles.

It is precisely because of his last cup life that he became a commoner by Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, but his tomb was completely preserved for more than 2,000 years.

The tombs of other Han emperors have been visited many times by tomb robbers. In the end, even the bones were pulled out of the coffins and thrown on the ground to be gnawed by wild dogs.

On the other hand, he slept peacefully underground for more than 2,000 years. Even if he was dug up again by future generations, his treatment was not the same as those of his relatives.

His relatives had long since lost their bones at this time, and his corpse would have to be sent to a museum for special treatment, and then be admired and worshipped by future generations.

After all, although he is not the emperor, he is also the royal family back then, and his family is the founder of the Han nationality, the main ethnic group in our country. . . (To be continued.)

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