Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

Novel Summary
Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world.
Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank!
Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe…
Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run
Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…
– Description from readMTL